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Me and my computer boyfriend hate your fucking vibe

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currently OBSESSED with Charlie xcx omgggggggg

A true obsession would consume you and inevitably drag you into utter madness. Stop using words in such a careless and frankly ignorant way .

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I am in shock and awe at these statistics. Completely nonsensical

Round 1 Part 1

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Eight lovers and one who craves - stonish affections

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Old love would be so great if it wasn’t for all the sexism and stuff.

I inexplicably yearn to be someone’s gal, someone’s dame

Enough situationships, I want to be going steady with someone

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“Sorry, fellas. The Creature’s keeping me home tonight.”

Saying “The Creature” the same way married people refer to “The Wife”

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Saying “The Creature” the same way married people refer to “The Wife”

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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

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who up blurring the lines between shameful fascination and perverse desire

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My entire philosophy

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for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

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Roberto Ferri, “Lacrima Notturna” (𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟫)

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I’m not comfortable on a pedestal in the spotlight, but perhaps you can put me on a shelf with a pretty lamp

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its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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I believe in gender equality *snips your clitoral hood*

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The storm is approaching. I just barely had the pleasure of forgetting. No more.

Scheduling a post as I am too ashamed to feel responsible for posting it