madam-jane

[madam-jane]

please draw old man yaoi please jane please please please draw old man yaoi

HELP I MADE A POST SAYING I WOULD START POSTING ART BUT GOT NERVOUS AND DELETED

Anyways, anything for you my love BUT Im not doing that without getting paid.

[madam-jane]

pulls up to your blog and stares at you like this

*burns you alive affectionately*

[madam-jane]

what if we kissed above a burning pile of transphobes

Let's get married and run hand and hand away from the feds, skipping through the daisy fields...

[madam-jane]

Au revior ❤️ (If you're a terf or transphobe and come on my blog, you will be humbly dealt with (sacrificed for affordable trans healthcare). This is not a threat. Its a PROMISE.)

[madam-jane]

*pulls you close*

*Nuzzles you*

[madam-jane]

TW: Sexual assult topics

My goodness how many times do we need to say it? Why the hell is it anyone's buisness if we get an abortion or not?

It should concern nobody except the person getting an abortion. But noooo, pro life people had to stick their noses in our buisness and complain.

So i'll say this. It is not any of your fucking buisness. And if your excuse is "Oh well god says its wrong" fuck you what are the fucking chosen one??? honestly i think everytime yall create a new "heavenly law", god face palms harder than the last time.

Its not murder. BY LAW, or..at least it use to be before anti abortion bitches felt the need to bitch and moan, murder isn't counted until the baby is BORN.

Also if you're so concerned about the babies who had to be born because they couldn't get an abortion, then why arent you adopting them?? Okay so you just put laws and restricted women's rights again, overpopulating the earth, and now you'll just do nothing once they don't have a good home?? "Oh we forced women to have children when they weren't ready, heh, i guess our work is done" fuck you.

What if its a child. And they were r@ped. What if you got a different woman pregnant and your wife doesnt know. What if the baby is born into people who weren't ready, or theyre abusive or drug users?

Wtf was going through your head?? Why are we forcing people to bring more people into this world?!?! I feel bad enough even thinking about bringing a child into this world, its horrible out there.

MORE SO WHY ARE PRO LIFE WOMEN TAKING AWAY THEIR OWN RIGHTS???

The world would be SUCH a better place if people learned how to mind their own fucking buisness, and stopped blaming their religion on everything.

"Oh but Jane, abortion is wrong." okay? So is R@pe. I don't see anyone protesting outside in defense of r@pe victims. But you know what i do see? "ABORTION IS MURDERRRR". You wanna know what else is murder?

All the women's deaths you caused after they felt stuck and hopeless. Scared and trapped. They weren't ready to have that baby, and yet you gave her no choice. So she killed herself. because of your dumbass decision, women are killing themselves, or dying trying. No matter how you look at it, that makes you partially responsible. (the pro lifers not you honey 🖤)

If i was part of the reason an unfair bill passed, and people were suffering because of it, i'd feel horrible. Its not fair, you weren't the one who had to go through whatever experience those women had to. Wheres your sympathy?? A woman was sexually assaulted and impregnated by that and you think she now is obliged to take care of that baby? You're not the victim, she is, so stop acting like you're hurt because of people who get abortions. Fuck you, i hope you're happy, because we're not.

[madam-jane]

Quick rant but im sure other people can relate. To everyone who gets weirded out or confused by Asexuals.. Why tf does our sex life and sexuality concern you? We told you we don't feel sexual attraction or want to have sex, and you respond with "Well how do you know if you've never tried it?". Shut your fucking mouth, okay?🖤 We are not your little sexual objects, and on that matter, stop fetishizing the fact that most of us are virgins because of our preference. Ive dealt with men before who i told i was Asexual to, they only kept asking and bringing up my asexuality like it bothered them, and kept trying to pressure me. Quick tip from Mama, if you keep acting like someone's hatred or disinterest in sex bothers you...its pretty fucking clear you only want to get in their pants, and you have no respect for them as a human being with their own preferences and boundaries. Our sex life should **NOT** concern you. It's our buisness, and ours only. Its the same if i went up to you and said "Hey how often do you like to get pounded?" its weird. So don't ask/tell us: "They must've been bad in bed, i can change your mind." ,"How do you know if you've never had sex before?", "Oh are you a R@pe victim?", " But you've never been intimate before", "One night with me", "Have you even ever had sex before?" "Then how are you going to have children?" (I swear its like some people don't know what adoption is..). In no circumstance are these ANY appropriate things to say to anyone at that matter. Keep in mind, at the time when i first got comfortable coming out as an Asexual i was FOURTEEN. And i got asked these things. You were concerned about a MINOR'S... Sex life. Pretty fucking creepy. Not only that but i remember a conversation going exactly like this with a my aunt's friend who keep in mind is a 46 year old woman, asking a 14 year old this: Her: "Holy shit...I had to take a double glance because you are so beautiful. Looks like you came straight out of a vampire movie girl." Me: "oh thank you!" Her: bet you get the boys all riled up? Me: "Oh i swing more towards girls actually.." Her: "Oh thats hot, so do I.. How many women have you slept with?" Me: "...um. Im..Asexual, i haven't..like.." Her: "...so you've never had sex? Then how do you know?"

At that point my mom had to literally interrupt the conversation, because an adult should under no circumstance say that to a 14 year old. Now i don't know if she was trying to groom me, or if she was just being fucking weird. But before any homophobes talk shit because it was a woman saying this to a child, this has happened to me with BOTH men and women. People in general... Make me sick. So to anyone who is creepy like that, Fuck you.

Stay safe out there loves 🖤

[madam-jane]

I never understood why parents punish/ground their kids for having bad grades. obviously, your child is struggling academically and needs help...so... Your choice is to punish them..? Maybe if you took time out of your oh so busy life, and tried to help your child study, make it fun even! they'd be doing better in school. They might even be struggling mentally, punishing them just makes it worse and makes them less modivated. Your child needs human understanding, they're not a robot. This can lead to your child being scared to ask for help, or pushing themselves to be perfect, stressing over a less than perfect grade. Stop saying your child is a failure, you're just a bad parent.

[madam-jane]

Hush up my dears, I GOT TEA.

So... I have this roomate, lets call him... George? Okay so he acts like such a womanizer and oh he loves boobs blah blah blah... And me and my other roomate, who we'll call..Poppy i suppose, always suspect hes a gay. As fellow gays we can smell one from miles, shut up 💅 anyways, George is always talking smack about women and thinks like Women should be in the kitchen, have kids, obey husband (baby the only husband im obeying is Leon Kennedy, period😩) But we always figured he said that because he was attracted to men. Now.. One time he got drunk and admitted her had been to gay bars for "funsies." However... Her got drunk at dinner yesterday and said "Ive slept with a guy before." UNPROVOKED. And its just so funny to me and poppy because he tries to act like...homophobic at times towards gay men...and...fetishes lesbians... 😐

Like... Its perfectly fine to be gay just don't act like its a plague when you've taken it up the hoo hoo before, PERIOD.

Anyways have a lovely day darlings 🖤

[madam-jane]

He's shookith 😰

[madam-jane]

I named him Lucifer for a fucking reason.

[madam-jane]

If nobody's told you today, you look absolutely stunning today and im so proud of you for how far you've come <3