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Milky Way arch over the Mojave desert, California
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Everyone else talking about danger days summer are cowards. Where was your danger days spring? The winter and fall? Does better living stop their dracs for winter? Just because the zones never see snow fall or the autumn leaves doesn’t mean there’s no heavy rains or cool nights for stargazers and trailblazers. The world doesn’t stop when the heat wanes, it runs faster.
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The full signatures of killjoys from the mailbox project!
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A close up of some of the killjoy names you sent me that I wrote on the mailbox 🖤
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A beaten car drives up a beaten road at the end of a long day. Static on the radio. It’s been that way for years. The road crests and the view expands. Suddenly, the static clears: “-his is KEOW FM Radio! Your only active station after the fall of civilization, coming to you live. Up next-”
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Wake up screaming, scrape the sand off your face and dump it out of your boots. Find yourself buried in the earth, claw your way out get out get up keep running get the fuck up get up coward
How does the sun reflect so brightly off the sands, shield your eyes and squint against Her.
Thank the Phoenix Witch for this second thirdfourthfifthsixth chance and start walking. You need a destination in the Zones or you'll become the sands.
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dream job local radio show host in antarctica. good evening everyone the sun is cowardly and the wind is razors. hug the person nearest to you and breathe together alive. its snowing again all white in my eyes when i look out its like angels homecoming. rest in peace jason and tim who saw something that got smaller the more it moved toward them and went outside to check it out. whatevers going on beyond here might as well be on another planet so its a slow news day as always. i will be seeing you in an hour again please enjoy martin solveig and the dragonettes hello
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Boney’s crew scored a box of those new blasters in their last raid, yeah the ones the bats just released with the little screens and shit, yeah, they can access the- what’s it called- the internet? Yeah. You can make calls on it and everything. The zones are buzzing, everyone wants one now, thinks they’re so cool. Unfortunately everything we post gets take down immediately, so nobody’s been able to have much fun yet but I heard Stinky Pete is doing some fancy shmancy hacking stuff, trying to get though Better Living’s firewalls and shit, make it so we access the servers but can do our own, said he’s gonna make an ‘app’ that we can do whatever we want and say anything on, which probably means it’s going to filled with porn within the hour, but whatever. Yeah, it’s probably going to be called something like Asschat or Animal Jam though, he’s letting Party Poison name it. What did you say? That’s taken? Well I doubt they care. Anyway, personally I hate the things, they’re literally fukin’ flies, apparently record everything we say and where we are, Fun Ghoul’s supposed to be taking care of whatever pieces of metal inside it do that but it’s a slow process. Also there’s a lady in them. Yeah I said something and she answered? And I shit my pants and threw the thing into the campfire. Yeah that’s why we’re one down from how many were counted. Sorry.
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It's late at night, are you layin' awake, stargazing, or playin' with fire? Sparklers and torches, by the Witch, is a beautiful night, the stars at out. Seek some satallites with me, but make sure you keep your blood pumpin' and fire hot, the cold bites.
Zone three's gone silent, makin' space for the coyotes, they're singin'- listen. Hear em' out there? 'Member, strays, they're just like us, never use em' as target practice or you'll get on the Witch's bad side. Don't go shootin' at your fellow animals. You've listened, now, stop bein' silent. Sing along, fuckin' howl, be part of somethin' bigger. Exclamation point, sing to the Witch with us, sing to the moon, the stars, the desert. Howl and you'll always be a part of the land, in song, in bones. Sing to the night, say it with me, killjoys- We're alive, we're not alone and nothing can truly kill us as long as we are free.
… killjoys never die. So long now, I'll catch you when the alarm clock radiation hits. Ignition Wizard, signing off
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dream job local radio show host in antarctica. good evening everyone the sun is cowardly and the wind is razors. hug the person nearest to you and breathe together alive. its snowing again all white in my eyes when i look out its like angels homecoming. rest in peace jason and tim who saw something that got smaller the more it moved toward them and went outside to check it out. whatevers going on beyond here might as well be on another planet so its a slow news day as always. i will be seeing you in an hour again please enjoy martin solveig and the dragonettes hello
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Raise the sands. Raise hell. May your past worship the killjoy you've become.
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Yes this applies to the Kobra Kid as well. Thirty-three-point-three percent chance of getting bitten if you're in his presence. Might be higher actually. Fifty-Fifty? Either way, that snakes got fangs, watch out for them.
One out of three snakes will bite you!
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One out of three snakes will bite you!
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I bet Cherri Cola has said some shit like "Acid rains and cumstains on the radar for today!!" Personally I would never stoop so low RIP to that guy. Anyway the radar for the outer zones today is looking frisky with acid rains and c- *laser beam noises*
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