soap: falls soap: *dramatic whine* me: the fuck ya think yur doing ya trick ass? Ya did this to yur own damn self..... sorry about the midlife crisis u had there but not my problem.... if ya think I'm gonna pick u up u are boutta be disappointed.... goodnight zzzz
I love you. Oh my God. That just came flying out of my face, like it was some kind of l… I love you. I just, God! Did it again! I-I-I-I love you. I do. I just I-I love you. And I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it.
yesterday at work (I work at a grocery store that helps carry out groceries and put them into people's cars) I was carrying out a cart and I walked outside and in the first handicapped parking space there was an old couple with a license plate that read "LYF SUX" and they were blasting Lip Gloss by Lil Mama I'm literally not even joking I wish got a picture