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i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!

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Clark: What's this?

Jon: Oh, that's my temporary tattoo. A kid at school custom makes whatever you want into one. I asked him to design a Superman one, and let him come up with the design. Pretty cool right?

Clark:....Jon. Do you recognize what's around the El symbol?

Jon: I thought it was just cool designs.

Clark: No, it's Kryptonian. He spelled out "The Undaunted Heros"

Jon: oh cool.

Clark: Jon, your friend knows Kryptonian.

Jon: OH!

Clark: What's this kid's name?

Jon: Danny Fenton.

Clark: The Superman fan that chased me across the rooftops?

Jon: Yeah.

Clark: Hmmm maybe his screaming of "Sir, I think we might be from the same place! Please help me" makes sense now.

Jon: Dad.....

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That’s why he is the god’s favorite

Diana: Captain Marvel is the messenger of the Gods, so it's no wonder he's so polite and kind. He shows the best side of the Gods.

Freddy: Billy Batson is also the messenger of the Gods. Only he's feral and uncontrollable. He shows the worst side of the Gods. I know what I'm talking about. Zeus recently talked him into letting Billy set traps for some hooligans. I'm not even talking about the ideas Mercury offers.

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WOW is that a car mechanic and street racer au who woulda thou- *gets run over on the spot*

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Drew some concepts I really enjoy seeing people depict :D

I think with training he'll be able to slip his ghost instinct into his mind in a more measured way, that'll be super cool

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When the Justice League found out that Batman was sighing heavily over Red Hood's jokes about death, they laughed. They patted the founder on the shoulder, secretly supporting the proud "someone needs to knock the old man down a peg" Hood. No one could understand how these jokes felt. No one had heard them in person more than a couple of times, and then they laughed. Because for the League, the death of the Hood is something far away, something from his personal tragic backstory, which everyone in the League has. It's not personal. So, the League didn't understand why Batman would sigh heavily at jokes about death

And then the Phantom showed up in the League. A dead kid who dropped emotional bombs as often and as unexpectedly as he breathed (if he didn't forget to breathe. Somehow, that made it worse). And his jokes weren't as funny as the Hood's anymore

Getting into a risky and incredibly dangerous situation, in which he should not even think to climb, the Phantom laughs: and what will he be? He will die?

Waiting for the meeting to end, he leans over to Flash or Impulse, almost whining, "Dude, how do you stand it? I'm about to die of boredom!"

After suffering a rare injury, he laughs: hey, so what? Have you ever seen a corpse bleeding ectoplasm?

Talking about ghosts, he mumbles thoughtfully: oh, yes, those who were once alive have power depending on how painful their death was. Then, on another day, he laughs: yes, my worst enemy wanted to kill my father and marry my mother. It's funny because she would never have fallen in love with a ghost! And on a third day, he bites his lip thoughtfully: I'm probably the strongest in the Zone right now. After all, I'm the King

The League is going crazy. Not only did they let this child die so early, but they also allowed him to die a terribly painful death, giving him a power that no one else in the Infinite Dimension has. They let him down. And they don't know where to hide from these death jokes, sarcastic remarks, and humorous questions that sting their hearts more than their enemies could ever sting them!

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danny gets summoned by the justice league to help fight off aliens

jason takes one look at the eldritch monstrosity in front of him and says, "i want his babies."

wes pops out of the vent on the ceiling. "i know right?"

cue the screams of the jl who don't know how the fuck this random civvie got into the watchtower

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DCxDP Dead Tired AU: Gold digger? More like someone struck gold

So this idea came to my head. Danny and Tim are dating, but they try to hide it as best as they can because who knows what the press will do to both of them if it ever gets public.

If Tim is alone, he'll get photo ops occasionally and everyone minds their own business as to not impose. However, when Tim is seen casually talking to someone alone, social media blows up and makes headlines of Tim's new lover or something. Tim's PR team is often seen cleaning up the fake news every time something like this happens.

So there they are. Putting in shady disguises for their public dates. Lots of oversized hoodies to hide, and countless masks and contacts to further fool the public. The public doesn't know yet that Tim is dating someone.

That is until someone spotted Tim with someone ,clearly on a date. Lucky for Danny, the press still don't know who he is, yet.

Speculations rise and people start to think about who is the rich, lucky person who snagged Tim. I mean, it can't be a poor person right? Almost all of Tim's social circles are all upper class and or elites in society, even before he got adopted by Bruce.

Then on one fateful day, they mess up again with Tim calling Danny by his name, and the public hears it. Both try to scram away to prevent further leaking. Danny is lucky his ghost powers deter any pictures taken near his vicinity, and he hides his face with a mask and an oversized hoodie (I have a headcanon that the whole glitchy pictures thing that Danny's ghost powers do is only on phone cameras and low resolution cameras with small image sensors. It doesn't work really well against SLRs and TV cameras)

The public leads an online witch hunt to find Danny's pictures as they can't see his face in pictures taken recently and the press (due to his ghost powers and all).

Eventually they find some of the pictures before the glow up phase of every teen and it's literally the kind of pics you never want to be posted in public because you're so ugly at the time, but your parents post it for memories. Danny's face in his younger years was in the conventionally unattractive side.

More digging comes in and they find that Danny's family isn't one of the elites, and not as rich as the elites Tim's social circle has.

Now headlines blow up and the common one is calling Danny a gold digger by dating Tim. Tim's PR team is a disaster trying to control it. This lasts for days until Tim decides enough is enough. Both of them talk it out and decide it would be the best to be public.

Tim holds a small press conference to clear up all of the rumors. Yes they confirm that the Fentons are not with the elites and are just a happy family that gets by. Tim also tells the public that they're both dating because they love each other. Tim also reveals that he was the one who pursued Danny in the first place and had a hard time winning Danny's heart.

Then, without further ado, Danny is revealed to the public.

Tim: Let me introduce to you, my boyfriend, Danny Fenton.

Danny: *slowly walks near Tim*

Danny: Hi everyone. I'm Danny.

Reporters:

Tim's fans:

Bashers:

Everyone else:

Everyone is stunned, silenced, and surprised at the reveal. Who would've thought that Danny was a really a beautiful, handsome, and hot guy that managed to snag Tim of all people. Everyone at the press conference was enchanted by Danny, so much that the media had a hard time asking questions because they're too distracted looking at Danny the whole time as if they're in a trance.

Danny suddenly becomes an internet sensation. The narrative suddenly shifts. Countless articles are now in favor of Danny. There are articles that say "Is Tim really the best elite for Danny?" , "How did Danny easily accept Tim?" , "5 other popular icons that are a better match up for Danny than Tim."

Danny's social media accounts and its followers from different platforms soar through the sky. Now every time Danny posts something, it's flooded with notifications and all.

Everyone is obsessed. A new fandom is born. Ship wars ensue. Tim's PR team office is on fire. Social media activity soars through the roof. Among all the posts, the most popular is:

"Tim is more of a gold digger than Danny for me. I mean look at Danny. Tim struck gold with this one."

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DP X DC Ghost King of Slay

I love the eldritch terror that is King Phantom.

But in an AU, I present you with the Ghost King of Cunty / Thirst / Fierceness.

Danny would never be as big as his dad, but he had good genetics, and it showed when he hit his twenties. He was tall and lean, mixed with his otherworldly nature? He looked straight out of a dream. And he never really cared about his beauty until Paulina asked him to help with her college project.

He had never planned to be a model, but he couldn’t deny he looked good in the airy fabrics, a mix of tailored cuts and fantasy brocades. Paulina sure as hell knew her skin care routine, because after a good regimen and a course on how to walk, she got Danny ready to be her main model.

Paulina really put all her faith in him, and he didn’t disappoint. As soon as he was out of the backstage, it was over for everyone else. Her designs were amazing, but with Danny wearing them? They were gorgeous.

His skin sparkled like gold, his hair was shaggy and shining like silk, blue eyes popping under eye shadow. His walk was fierce, like a predator, and maybe that was what kept everyone at the edge of their seats, because they would beg to be devoured by this mystic man who smiled with a hint of haughtiness.

Danny rejoiced in the theatricality of the situation. The way his body contoured with each step, the rhythmic click of his heels, how his suit pants fluffed around his legs, yet barely hung from his hips, making him look even hotter with the glistening halter top made of fine threads.

By the end of the day, not only had Paulina received invitations to lots of internships, but Danny had been asked multiple times if he was thinking of pursuing modeling.

He sure as hell finished his engineering degree first, despite his semi-viral performance. His barely used Instagram got a lot of views, and before he knew it he was modeling for Paulina again. And surprisingly? He was Sam’s plus one at fundraisers for her peace of mind, because people were too stunned to talk with her when they were ogling Danny.

And while he knew he would never be an astronaut with his “condition,” he still landed an interview at NASA. He could tell it went well, if a little strange when they asked him if he would be open to not working in the engineering program, but in their media department.

A bunch of engineers had a lot of prejudice about how models are just dumb; despite Danny showing he had more experience than senior employees, the media department just loved Danny as soon as he walked in. They even had a silly banner of him with the legend “Make NASA Sexy Again.”

They had him all over NASA social media, sent him to the fundraisers, and “Please, please, convince the senator how important this research is.” Yeah, NASA’s director is an excellent speaker, but if something was big, urgent, and needed, they sent Danny, their biggest weapon of pure allure.

But what no one expected was to see Bruce ‘playboy’ Wayne stumble over his steps the first time he saw him talking with Lucius about the engineering work needed to build the watchtower.

“Did I just see Bruce Wayne have his first gay panic?”

“Who wouldn’t? Fenton is gorgeous.”

His kids only think he is acting dumb as always, a new performance by Brucie Wayne.

And, well,

That held true until he was kidnapped and offered in a ritual. The pitiful whimper he threw at the sight of the Ghost King is going to follow him forever. Because Bruce could swear the fucking Ghost King was Danny Fenton; he had stared at his cover magazines and billboards so many times that he just knew…

If his human flesh is a dream, his immortal skin is divine.

He rose tall, like a gigantic statue that anyone would be lucky to worship. Bruce knew he could be lifted on one of his fingers, and he would die happy.

But while he tried to tell himself this was a serious matter, a part of him could only stare at the almost bare chest of Danny Fenton, who had not lost his touch of fashion even on royal duty. His crown made his hair fall over his eyes in a way that should be a sin; the barely perceptible streak of green eye behind his pure white hair was just absurdly hot. And let’s not talk about the large piece of pearls that covered his whole neck that fell in tiny beads over his chest and shoulder. The jewelry would tinkle if they f… if he moved abruptly?

And suddenly a rustle of King Phantom’s long skirt made him aware that King Phantom was looking at him, before he pointed a finger.

“You look in trouble... I can fix that.”

He was Batman, but in that moment Bruce Wayne was just a weak man.

“I’m scared.”

The first thing his kids saw when they arrived to rescue him was his full face buried in the Ghost King’s chest, who looked at him amused while holding him in his hand.

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mister clock "i have no favorites" work

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Tim: the voices in my head want me to murder people.

Dick: that's just Jason on your comm.

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The Villains Daughter

So! Years ago, back when the Justice League was only just starting out, only a year or two after their initial team-up, they had one of their biggest battles to date. A group of Extra-Dimensional Beings had burst into their reality, hellbent on destroying a Government Facility and the nearby small town in Illinois.

They barely managed to beat the Invading Army back, although the Government Facility and a part of the nearby Town had been destroyed in the battle.

Later, they would learn about what had happened. Apparently the Government Base, called a GIW Facility, had managed to finally Crack the secret to Interdimensional Travel a few days earlier. Unfortunately, they had opened a Portal into a Dimension known as the Ghost Zone, ruled over by a Tyrant King who wanted to enslaved all world under him. Their Breaching of the GZ had alerted the Tyrant King to the existence of their Dimension, and he had launched an immediate Invasion to try and take it over.

And the evidence supported this.

Wonder Woman shared Legends of her People, telling that their Founding Ancestor had fled the rule of a Tyrant King when she passed into the Afterlife.

Zatara shared his Magic Tomes, showing them passages detailing the horrific Rule of the Tyrant King of the Infinite Realms.

They even asked Boston Brand, the Deadman and resident Ghost about it. He hadn't been the the Ghost Zone in Years, but even he told them that he had personally fled the Tyrant King.

And they also learned that when the Tyrant King set his eyes on something, he did not falter on his Warpath to acquire it. The Tyrant King, Pariah Dark, would be back for their World, again and again.

And they needed to be prepared. This Battle was what kickstarted their true Commitment to the idea of a Team. They knew they could not defeat Pariah Dark alone, so they needed to remain as a Team.

But there was another thing that came about from the Battle.

While the JLA had been helping clean up, Wonder Woman came across a strange sight. A Baby had been left in the rubble of the GIW Building.

She asked around, investigated, and did all she could to find the babies parents. At first she thought that one of the GIW Agents had brought their kid to work that day, but their records indicated that none of the Agents had children of that Age. And Neither did any of the other workers who worked on the base, like the Janitors or the Kitchen Staff. And of they did, all of their children were accounted for.

She eventually came to the conclusion that the Baby must belong to somebody in the nearby Town, but that lead led nowhere either.

She finally came to the conclusion that the Baby's parents must have died in the Invasion, a very unfortunate but very real possibility. She was going to place her into the System, but over the course of her investigation she had grown fond of the Child.

She decided to Adopt the baby herself. She didn't know the child's name, so she had to come up with a new one.

"How do you like the name, Stella?"

The baby gurgled in delight.

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Over the next decade of their Teams Existence, the Justice League had to fend off the Legions of the Ghost King's Army many more times. It seemed that Pariah had grown wise to the fact that they were the ones defending the Human Realm, as almost all of the later attacks were directed on them personally.

It made sense, they were the First Line of Defense against his Armies, if he managed to defeat them, their World would soon fall.

But they dealt with the attacks as they came. They had made it their mission to defend their Home from the Forced of Pariah Darks Army, and they would not falter now, or ever.

In the case of Wonder Woman, he Daughter had grown to be a fine little lady. Stella had eventually developed Powers similar to her mother, in that she could fly and had super strength, and had begged to be trained as a Hero.

And who was Diana to deny her Daughter her greatest wish? Over the next 5 years, Diana trained Stella in the ways of the Amazon's. Then, when Stella was 15, she had her join the newly formed Young Justice.

She made a great group of friends on that Team, and even started going by Ellie as a Nickname. Her best friend was by far Conner, though she didn't know why she felt such a strong connection to him? It felt like she could relate to him, but her situation was completely different?

Ah well, her Mom wouldn't mind having another kid, would she? She always wanted a Brother!

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Meanwhile in the Ghost Zone, the Ghost King was getting anxious. After 15 years, his Agents in the Human Realm had finally managed to set up the Ritual needed to Summon Him into the Human Realm.

Who knew that accepting the Ghost King's Throne would bar him from entering the Human Realm through normal Means? He couldn't even use the Portal, he needed to be summoned or he simply wouldn't be able to leave his new home dimension.

But now, it was almost time. Just another year or two, and he would finally be able to enter the Human Realm. He would finally be able to Find Her. His Daugther.

Danny would finally be able to reunite with his daughter, Ellie.

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He took it from me

John Constantine didn't like dealing with ghosts.Yes,

they were as powerful as demons, but the most dangerous thing was that they followed their obsessions without guilt, thought, or logical analysis.

That's why he loved Phantom.

A powerful ghost whose obsession is protection. That's great.

But now he realized why he was bad.

Phantom summoned him backward.

"He took it from me."

Phantom looked like he was going to tear himself apart.

His human-like, friendly formrevealed a giant, legless creature with a long tail.

He suddenly transformed into a creature with many legs and a spider-like appearance.

"What took you from me,Phantom? Calm down and speak."

"I was always cold. I was always afraid. I was always alone."

Yes, the situation isn't good. He has to bring back Kanton's thoughts, or he'll crush him without realizing it.

"Who did this? Tell me, Phantom."

He suddenly charged in a direction. At first, he was floating, but halfway through, he gained a lot of legs. He stopped in front of him, and he could see Phantom's eyes. They had green veins.

"A superhero."

What's wrong with Phantom all of a sudden?

"That scum! He took it from me."

"What did he take from you?"

"He took her. He took my daughter."

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Let's fight crime with mama

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Danny texting on lunch break: None of the board members are taking me seriously. What should I do?

Dan: Preform a power play.

Danny: How?

Jazz: Find a weakness in the leader, aim for it, and then establish yourself as the new leader.

Danny: I dont think I can that to Mr. Wayne. He's really nice.

Dani: What about the co-ceo?

Danny: Mr. Drake drank five energy drinks and was grining at me like he was Joker Jr. I dont think it's a good idea to challenge him.

Dan: Follow Dnd rules then.

Jazz: No.

Dani: Its the only way.

Danny: Whats the DnD rule?

Dan: If you can't beat it with strength or combat, then seduce it.

Danny: Why does all your advice always ends with seduction?

Dan: How else do you think I took over the world?

Danny: You know what. I'll just get through my presentation and if they dont offer me the grant then so be it.

Dani: Show them some skin.

Dan: Stick out your bare leg.

Danny: You two are the worst.

Jazz: I wonder where two clones could possibly get this from. But also pop open your shirt. Abs are its own form of persuasion.

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