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I wanna bully people for simping over 2023 movie Sun Wukong, but I simp for the lego version of him which is arguably worse

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Different SWK/LEM verses ship names:

Post I decided to make after realising that i best not use the "shadowpeach" tag for every verses version of SWK/LEM ship.

Here's my complied ship names for the different variants of SWK/LEM across the Wukongverse. Ships with canon Macaques are easy enough and well established;

"Shadowpeach" = Lego Monkie Kid/LMK

"Peachbuds" = Meihouwang/Mei Hou Wang

"Jackpotshipping" = New Gods: Nezha Reborn film

But then comes the pairings with unconfirmed/fan-made Macaques;

For your brilliant service @latvian-spider : I have declared "Fruitiedads+shipping" = Monkey King Reborn. This now will be my official ship name + tag for Reborn!Sun Wukong and his Macaque. They are indeed dads to a fruitie (as spelt in the eng subtitles) boy.

"GreatSageandWarrior+shipping" = Hero is Back!SWK and LEM, as their nicknames in story are Dasheng (great sage) and Zhanshi (warrior) respectively. Also brings to mind a sort of a "King and his Knight"-sorta imagery. Unsure about this one.

"MeandmyShadow+shipping" = 2000s Cartoon/Journey the the West: Legends of the Monkey King. This SWK is initially convinced that his LEM is a manifestation of his thoughts/powers until the shadow monkey begins to gain the confidence to define themselves as separate entity. More qpr in nature.

"CherriesandOlives+shipping" = Netflix!The Monkey King and Macaque. Based on their nicknames among the other monkeys in the Wukongverse. Also a peek into their dynamic as a cheery (pun) sweetheart + a monkey with a bitter outlook on life.

"SunandMoonflamewar+shipping" = Smash Legends. Focused on the SWK and LEM Smash counterparts being e-celebrities + online rivals, and how their inital online interactions were not-so friendly.

I am welcome to further suggestions.

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i think i have a type

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it's been quite a while Tumblr ❤️

missed ya

This one’s cute, make your adorable self HERE

Thank you for the tag lovely Kim @kayhi808

No pressure tags: @munsonownsmyass @music-indie-tv @k-marzolf @itwasthereaminuteago @mattmurdocksscars @realfernmayo @ilovewhiteroses @ruflirtingwithme and anyone else who’d like to play

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If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage

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I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

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renfield this update-

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Every playable location in every Assassin’s Creed game.

by u/5eOzmLLuw0

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alright yea nandor is a piece of shit for blowing off marwa so he can hang out with guillermo instead whatever we get it he sucks but can we talk about GUILLERMO dropping an "I love you" to freddie and then spending the rest of the night touching swords with nandor without a shred of remorse after saying it's "just a work thing"??? they are BOTH cheating on their respective partners they are literally having an emotional affair with each other. they are BOTH trying to fool themselves into thinking they can maintain a relationship with someone else whilst still only having time for each other. they suck so bad they're terrible I'm obsessed with their fucked up little love story!!!!!!

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Vibes

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god created man to be penetrated

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Jack “I could fix him, but whatever’s wrong with him is more interesting” Seward

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Jack: Hey do you think it would be ethical to give a guy who eats living creatures a kitten to speed-run the progression of mental illness?

Quincey: Genuinely, when was the last time you touched grass?

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I refuse to explain

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Nandor: I brought this dowry in the hopes it will impress my future wife.

Guillermo: [Walks in and is immediately impressed]

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To all the writers who haven't written in a while. May the right words come to you and may they actually get written down.