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my own studyblr aesthetic: a glass of lager (tip: take a sip every time u write an important term down) and some london symphony orchestra in the background

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fyi

im officially an art history student now

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Hi there everyone! I haven’t posted in heaven knows how long, and I’m sorry about that. I have had the semester from hell, taking on an Honours project, three difficult subjects, and two paediatric clients. It’s almost over now. One 3000 word essay, and 3 exams. Somehow I will get through 👊

Definitely in need of a break!

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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i finally finished setting up my workspace in my new apartment and honestly??? i’m completely in love 

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Me: *Scrolls through langblr instead of actually studying, hasn’t picked up a real book in two (2) years, “studies” six (6) languages but can’t even list the days of the week in half of them, can’t even read a paragraph without the words getting blurry after ten (10) seconds, doesn’t go out but doesn’t do anything productive with the extra time either

Me to me at the end of every day: 

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Stand Still, Stay Silent page 195; the differences between the major Scandanavian languages being illustrated by cats! On a related note, I’m totally Swedish cat.

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god bless assimil books

and @wingedshiba

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french garden vocabulary 🌻🌷

🌿 Types of gardens

le jardin garden

le patio patio garden

le jardin sur le toit roof garden

la rocaille rock garden

le jardin floral a flower garden

le jardin d'agrément an ornamental garden

le jardin botanique a botanical garden

le jardin de fruit a fruit garden

un verger - orchard

le jardin potager a vegetable garden

le jardin paysan cottage garden

le jardin d’eau water garden

🍁 Some garden objects

un etang à poissons fish pond

le parterre flowerbed

le pavé paving

l’allée path

la pelouse lawn

la haie hedge

le potager vegetable garden

la serre greenhouse

le tas de compost compost heap

la fontaine fountain

le sol soil

la terre topsoil

le sable sand

la chaux chalk

l’argile clay

les outils de jardin garden tools

le balai à gazon lawn rake

la bêche spade

la fourche fork

le râteau rake

la tondeuse lawnmower

la brouette wheelbarrow

le terreau compost

le gravier gravel

les gants de jardinage gardening gloves

le pot à fleurs flower pot

l’arrosage watering

l’arrosoir watering can

le tuyau d’arrosage hose

la pelouse lawn

💐 Verbs

tondre to mow (the lawn)

ratisser to rake

tailler to trim

semer to sow

bêcher to trim

arroser to water

désherber to weed

pailler to mulch

cultiver to cultivate

récolter to harvest

cueillir to pick

🌱 Types of plants

les plantes à fleurs flowering plants

les plantes plants

les mauvaises herbes weeds

le bambou bamboo

la foug��re fern

l’herbe herb

l’arbre tree

la plante aquatique water plant

le palmier palm

à feuilles persistantes evergreen

à feuilles caduques deciduous

la plante grasse succulent

le cactus cactus

la plante en pot potted plant

la plante d’ombre shade plant

la plante grimpante climber

l’herbe grass

la plante rampante creeper

l’arbuste à fleurs flowering shrub

les graines seeds

saplings les jeunes plants d'arbres

plant cuttings - les boutures de plantes

🌹 Types of flowers

rose la rose

marigold le souci

tulip la tulipe

crocus le crocus

lily le lys

iris l'iris

sweet pea le pois de senteur

geranium le géranium

gladiolus le glaïeul

chrysanthemum le chrysanthème

sunflower le tournesol

zinnia le zinnia

aster l'aster

dahlia le dahlia

daisy la pâquerette

carnation l'oeillet

primrose le primevère

peony la pivoine

bluebell la campanule

begonia le bégonia

daffodil la jonquille

jasmine le jasmin

lavender la lavande

azalea l'azalée

orchid l'orchidée

water lily le nénuphar

🌲 Types of trees

orange tree l'oranger

lemon tree le citronnier

plum tree le prunier

pear tree le poirier

olive tree l'olivier

cherry tree le cerisier

apple tree le pommier

apricot tree l'abricotier

fig tree le figuier

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happy birthday!

thank u!!!

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it’s 7th of april and you know whose bday it is today :D

it’s jackie chan’s bday reblog this during this time and you will get money

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no offense but why does ancient greek have a word for someone who sees the future using cheese

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actually,,,,,,same goes for this blog too

v important post about v important stuff (not really)

so like ive had this tumblr blog for exactly a year now and idk why am i still here bc it’s boring as hell so i might as well just delete it 

am not posting this to get attention and shit, it’s just that if u wanna stay in touch u better message me or follow my main acc (which is @110k10 & i never post there too but whatever,,,it’s so old im not going to delete it) JUST IN CASE idek tumblr is so annoying and im seeing peter in may so it’s all lit AND i also have exams coming up so i don’t even have time for this shit nothing is real stay woke pals

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Россия

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i'd love to make a huge post about how rigged and fukced up russian political system is these days but since i've literally no time for that here's a video of the crowd chanting "SHAME" while a bunch of riot police officers are walking by ready to start arresting people with no weapons or bad intentions whatsoever