l0rdyoshi

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Some random adult:

“Wow, that’s pretty skibbidy huh”

Their kid: *groaning in embarrassment and dismay*

“nooooo stop”

100 years ago

“Hey now, this sure is the cat’s pajamas”

“Nooooooooo stop”

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Me: *throwing garlic bread at a vampire*

The Vampire: Narrrrrr I’m gluten intolerant!!!!!!

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Stop going on and on about Americans being the only ones with social security. Im an American and I have a lot of social insecurities!

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EDNA MODE BUT SHE’S A DWARF IN A FANTASY WORLD!!!!

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I’m aware that there are many variations of the Orion story, but I’m going to say this anyway because I think it is funny.

In the story where Artemis falls in love with Orion, is Orion technically a he/him lesbian?

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Me in the middle of explaining Euchre to my east coast friends: So the Jack in the chosen suit is the highest card and the other Jack of the same color is the 2nd highest card

My friends: ????

Me: *sighs and hold up the Jack of clubs* this guy is highest card

Me: *hold up the Jack of spades* this is his boyfriend. He is the 2nd highest card.

My friends: OOOOHHHHH

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The temptations of Lucifer, Slaanesh, and every succubus/incubus combined pale compared to her trade. She promises mortals long hours of euphoric energy and a tolerable existence in exchange for their very souls and indentured servitude. Societies have built themselves around her power, and many find themselves inept without her presence. On almost every street corner rests shines of her cults, putting her portrait on full display. The upper half of a woman is placed upon the lower half of a fish with two tails protruding out of it.

She is the caf-fiend

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Still experimenting with VR painting

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Everyone says, “You got to live life to the fullest,” but once you create an Orwellian intergalactic regime in your own image while artificially prolonging your life span for thousands of years, everyone goes, “Nooo, stop it!”  I don't understand people sometimes.

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Throwing art into the void that is tumblr in hopes of satiating the human urge to be seen

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I disagree with the bard vs wizard argument where wizards have to study for years while bards just have to be a little silly with an instrument.

Learning an instrument takes years of practice and study. Who knows how music theory would interact with magic but it probably would. Even non musical bards require some training in their art whether that be acting classes or going to clown college.

This argument belittles the efforts of wizards making their dedication seem meaningless and undermines the dedication of bards.

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I stumbled upon this old OC I made years ago. It was supposed to be this superhero/antihero/D tier villain I don’t remember the exact details.

Anyways, I’ve decided to make it my new profile picture. Now the world can bear witness to my creation. GOOSE MAN!

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I’ve been playing around with the vr app called vermillion. I like it. I’m not much of a painter so it’s far from perfect. I was trying to go for a color palette similar to what you might see in a Ghibli film.

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Welp I’ve never used social media before. No twitter, instagram or anything. Nonetheless, I’m queer and I enjoy art so I should be fine here.