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lmao yes! i hope this didn't sound like i was hating on you, i meant it in a funny way. probably didn't come out this way tho... sorry

the revolution: when your Sons™ turn into your Dads™

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Baz: Hi, I'm Baz Pitch. And you are?

Simon: Not as straight as I thought I am.

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I feel like the entirety of Simon and Baz’s relationship can be summed up with Simon happily eating a piece of toast while Baz hysterically tries to put out a flaming toaster.

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Fanfiction

Me: *is reading fanfiction*

Parents: Oh what're you reading?

My heart: *stops*

My mind: *panics*

My future: *dies*

My will to live: *also dies*

Me internally: a book it's a book

Me: *nervous sweat* oh a *nervous laughter* just a uh a bo-ok. A book I'm reading a book

Me internally: nailed it

Parents: oh really? What's it about?

Me internally: nvm ur screwed.

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Half-Blood Prince: who are you?

Carry On: I'm you but gayer.

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The reason Harry and Draco didn’t get together was because Draco never saw Harry in jeans

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I still, to this day, don’t understand how Simon could be so oblivious about his feelings for Baz. Are you actually telling me that it took Baz going against all of Smokey Bear’s rules on forest fires to make Simon realize he wanted to kiss the dolt when he has been thinking things like this throughout the whole goddamn book

‘I’m just lying in my bed, thinking about Baz.’

‘I know I should be happy about Baz being gone–but it seems so… wrong’

’If he weren’t a vampire, Baz’d be bloody perfect.’

‘Smarter than I am. Better looking.’

*literally there’s hardly a paragraph that goes by where Baz’s name isn’t mentioned at least like 6 times I mean come on*

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when you almost know all of the books

#MakeAmericaGayAgain

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Introducing your friends to your ships

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okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

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I'm gay

Me: *is pansexual* Me: wow I’m so gay

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Me when someone ships my notp: I respect your choices, and I hope you have as much fun shipping as I do :)

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@jamiiemariia (he calls him master and they expect me to accept the canon hetero ship?)

“… If master asks me to”

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Really why 😒😒😒

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they are just stripping away everything that gives non-millionaires/billionaire a real fighting chance. smfh. 

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dragon age mod where you don’t have to see the weird sex cut scenes in Origins. Instead, you see the rest of the party all sitting around looking really uncomfortable, while the Warden and their LI go at it a few feet away. Leliana is singing to try to distract everyone. (If Leliana is the LI, Sten is singing in a perfect Leliana impression.)

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Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.

Velvet (via melphis-amekia)