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This mighty man of whom I sing, The greatest of them all Was once a teeny little thing Just eighteen inches tall.

I knew him as a tiny tot; I nursed him on my knee. I used to sit him on the pot And wait for him to wee.

I always washed between his toes And cut his little nails. I brushed his hair and wiped his nose And weighed him on the scales.

Through happy childhood days he strayed As all nice children should. I smacked him when he disobeyed And stopped when he was good.

It soon began to dawn on me He wasn’t very bright, Because when he was twenty-three He couldn’t read or write.

"What shall we do?" his parents sob. "The boy has got the vapors! He couldn’t even get a job Delivering the papers!"

"‘Ah-ha," I said, "this little clot Could be a politician." "Nanny," he cried, "oh Nanny, what A super proposition!"

"Okay," I said, "let’s learn and note The art of politics. Let’s teach you how to miss the boat And how to drop some bricks, And how to win the people’s vote And lots of other tricks.

Let’s learn to make a speech a day Upon the T.V. screen In which you never, never say Exactly what you mean. And most important, by the way, Is not to let your teeth decay And keep your fingers clean."

And now that I am eighty-nine It’s too late to repent. The fault was mine the little swine Became the President.

—Roald Dahl, "The Nanny's Song", Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator

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Third Saturday thing

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NEW PAGE!

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Cheese 🌼🧢

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Had some construction/things come up but sketch group came back

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NEW PAGE!

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We’re back!

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Spot the octopus 🐙

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The original NCC Tumblr page vanished a couple of weeks ago, and rather than complain to the technical people about something that's probably gone forever, I went and started a new one. Same name, same URL only with "comic" added at the end.

Those of you here for the first time, welcome. These are my MCs (starting from the left: Spencer, Phoebe, Ludwig, Mike, Renée, Katrina, Terry, Bonnie, and Celeste). New pages every Mon-Wed-Fri at nachosconcarne.com; remastered pages on Tapas and Webtoon. Have a wonderful time!

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NEW PAGE!

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“Bargain Hunter, Bargain Hunted” page 38

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“Bargain Hunter, Bargain Hunted” page 38

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Next page will go up tonight. The dialogue is kicking my butt.

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Frustrated Renée 🌼

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“Bargain Hunter, Bargain Hunted” page 37