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Yo guys,

thank you so much for your support and all, but I’ll be taking a little break for now.

Enjoy everything I’ve posted so far.

And don’t forget to worshipp Lord Diavolo!

Love you

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Mammon: *panicking* An ant went into my ear, it’s going to eat my brain!

Lucifer: it’s going to starve

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Beel: It’s not illegal

Police officer staring into Beel’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just... there’s so much-

Beel: but it’s not illegal, is it

Police officer:

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Luke and Barbatos baking cakes together

Things in Obey me! that give me love vibes:

Lucifer deeply caring for Mammon

Satan deeply caring for Lucifer

Simeon secretly adoring Lucifer

Diavolo longing for Lucifer’s affection

Mammon trying to be the big brother

Luke secretly being friends with demons

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Lucifer: you know i can't say no to you when you look at me like that.

Mc: that's why i look at you like that.

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Mammon: MC, can you do that thing please?

MC: what thing? [smiles]

Mammon, breathless: ...thank you

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[Diavolo and MC on balcony]

MC: The night is beautiful tonight.

Diavolo: you know what else is beautiful?

Both: Lucifer.

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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #121

MC: “I may be short, but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent!”

MC aggressively trying to open a caprisun:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: “…Would you like me to open that for you?”

MC, voice cracking: “Yes please…”

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Diavolo about Mc: can I tell her she looks nice?

Barbatos: sure, my lord.

Diavolo: can i tell her i miss her?

Barbatos: maybe, if she asks.

Diavolo: can I show her this oil painting i made of us with our children and grandchildren?

Barbatos:

Barbatos: I'd say save that for the second date.

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They’re chilling. 5 feet apart.

I kept thinking about what it would be like if Solomon, the ever-so-composed wizard he is, was caught off guard by a joke and just suddenly lost it laughing.

Reblogs are appreciated!!

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MC, parking the car: See if you can get us a table

Mammon: ok

[five minutes later]

Mammon, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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Asmo: From now on, we’ll be using code names

Asmo: My code name is “Eagle one”

Asmo: Solomon’s code name is “Been there, done that”

Solomon: ...

Asmo: MC’s code name is “Currently doing that”

MC: ...

Asmo: And Lucifer’s code name is...

Lucifer: *death stare*

Asmo: *sweating* “Eagle two”

Diavolo: ...oh thank god

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Asmo: You know usually people with daddy issues become strippers.

Diavolo: I mean the option is still avaible for me.

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Things in Obey me! that give me love vibes:

Lucifer deeply caring for Mammon

Satan deeply caring for Lucifer

Simeon secretly adoring Lucifer

Diavolo longing for Lucifer’s affection

Mammon trying to be the big brother

Luke secretly being friends with demons

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Little Satan: [courses loudly]

Asmo: Lucifer, he knows how to course!

Lucifer: ...huh?

Lucifer: Where the FUCK did he learn that?

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No Simp September but the demon brother failed miserably.

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MC, waiting for him to stop spinning: ...

Mammon *Spins around in a chair*: I've been expecting you-

Mammon *Chair continues to spin*: Shit

Mammon *Tries to stop spinning*: Shit!

Mammon *Trying to grab at a lamp*: shIT!

Mammon *Falls of the chair*: SHIT-