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Kuroo:*smirks* You Know Tsukki I Love SEX

Tsukishima: *groans* disgusti-

Kuroo:

S-someone loving me unconditionally

E-even through my ups

X-and downs

Bokuto: Smooooth bro!

Tsukishima: I like murder.

Kuroo:...

Tsukishima: i just like murder....really really like murder

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Kageyama:*paper drops out of his binder*

Tsukishima:*bends down picking it up* oi, king you dropped your paper

Kageyama:*turns* oh. *reaches out to take it from him* Thank you-

Tsukishima:*places it back on the ground* yep *continues walking*

Kageyama: *confused expression hand still out*

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Kuroo:*laying on the ground hand behind his head* My mating call would be one of a cat

Kenma: cool..

Kuroo: and yours will be one of a kitten because you're cute and needy

Kenma: bitch wtf??? Needy??? I'm not the one that has their bsf's contact as my everything. I got your contact as idiot number 1 right next to my therapist because each time you send me a meme or one of your little brain teasers during the night I get a little closer to breaking every time. THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK CAN ONLY MOVE SO MUCH KITTEN!

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Akaashi: *holds mop* alright Bokuto-san may you please grab the bleach so we can mop the floors

Bokuto: *smiles* of course Akaashi! *walks happily*

Bokuto (few seconds later): *screeches runs out with an empty bottle of bleach* THERE'S NO MORE BLEACH!!! AGHAAAAAAASHIIII!!! THE GERMS THE GERMS WILL WIN!!!!!!

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So I just recently started watching bnha again…

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Yuki Hayashi Birthday Project!

You might not have heard his name, but chances are you heard his music: this amazing Japanese composer is the genius behind the soundtracks for anime like Haikyuu!!, Boku no Hero Academia, DRAMAtical Murder, Death Parade, Kiznaiver, One Piece Gold, Dive!!, Ballroom e Youkoso etc. I have recently gotten a chance to reach him via Internet, and Hayashi-san himself started paying more attention to foreign fans (tweeting in English and, for example, asking how he can make his music more accessible for overseas fans). And that is why we decided to organize this project on behalf of his foreign fans, wish him a happy birthday and thank him for his outstanding music!

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Kenma: can I come over?

Kuroo: hold on let me ask. Mom, KEN MA friend come over today?

Kenma: that's your mo-

Momma Kuroo: I don't know TETS your dad

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VEGETABLE PUNS

Bokuto: Bro, I love you from my head TOMATOES

Kuroo:*wipes fake tear* I BEAN thinking about you all day

Bokuto:I never want you to LEAF me

Kuroo:*hugs him*

Kenma:*standing by them, struggling with a bag full of vegetables* ಠ╭╮ಠ

Bokuto: whoa Kenma, what's wrong I'm CORNfused

Kuroo: yeah, if there's a problem just LETTUCE know

Kenma:...........if you two were vegetables, you'd be cucumbers

Both:*gasps dramatically*

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I made another thing and i kind of don’t like it. BUTTTTT i’m Grand Papi cx

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Yeet some appreciation for my baby goshiki <3 he’s just so amazing and i wish i was like him he’s so emotional and passionate

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Hand Crusher

Midoriya: haha hand crusher, hilarious

Todoroki: *in his mind* I'm villian for sure now I crush all my friend's hands

-after recovery-

Kirishima: Hey we heard about the incident how ar- why are you wearing oven mits Todoroki?

Todoroki: *sad expression* don't talk to me I'll crush your hands!

Tetsutetsu/Kirishima: Is that a challenge bro?

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I love my fire boy <3

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Hey remember how I use to not be a meme account and actually tried edits cx 

I miss my lil demon making self //made this for fun shhh

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The Actual RIGHT Way to Talk to Short People ft. Tsukishima

Tsukishima:* randomly squats down in front of Hinata* Wrong.

Hinata:*looks around confused* uh? is this an exercise?

Tsukishima:*picks up Hinata by the waist, quietly*

Sugawara: u-uh Tsukishima what are you do-

Tsukishima: *slams Hinata onto the gym floor* Right. You don't talk to people you can't make direct eye contact with.

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BNHA Episode:Climax REKT

Stain: (to Iida) You are cancer to society that warps the idea of 'heroes'. Someone must set you straight

Also me: *covering mouth with hand*.....did Stain just roast Iida calling him cancer TO SOCIETY???

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Meme Team

Tendou: what has three heads, dashing looks, and a great sense of humor?

Kuroo: *smirking* I don't know bro what is it?

Bokuto: *giggling like a school girl* dunno, w-what?

Tendou: Duh-*pulls banner down*

All three: *poses while kazoos start blasting from the gym speakers*

Ushijima: .... the me-me team?

Akaashi: *sighing while rubbing his temples* Bokuto-san...

Kenma: huh, life can get worse.