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Zeus: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.  Poseidon: Actually, Zeus, after all these years, we just sort of go with it.

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Demeter : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.  Hades: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?  Demeter : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.  Poseidon: Edible.

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Hades: Who hurt you? Persephone: *snorts* what, you want a list? Hades: *taking the kitchen knive* actually, yes

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To all the Dickory fans from a Dickory fan :)

(this also goes to dickbabs fans but lately I’ve seen this thing more from dickory fans so that explains my addressing)

so. I don’t usually partake in the shipping wars. Feel like I do need to play a little bit of the pacifist here. So yeah. Here’s a little reminder ( obviously for dickbabs fans too)

it’s just comics guys.

and by that I don’t mean don’t get so into fictional works. By all means, do. Just, don’t get upset bc one ship in comics is currently canon. why?

bc it’s comics. one moment one ship is canon then they open another timeline and bam! Everything is upside down.

I don’t think there will never be dickory content again. I do think we should let dickbabs fans have their fun with their canon.

bc in comics, nothing is permanent.

They have all the opportunities to do it all different again. And they will.

so, must we be so bitter just bc our giant ship with loads of fans and loads of material isn’t in the mainstream canon in this moment?

I don’t think so

love goes out to all fellow shippers

(and also the bystanders who just enjoy the chaos)

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Hades, throwing his head into Persephone's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!  Persephone, lovingly stroking his hair:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Persephone: Fight me!  Hades: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*  Hades: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Poseidon: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...  Hades : I really care about your feelings!  Persephone: I really care about YOUR feelings!  Poseidon, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...  Hera: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!  Zeus: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Happy Tuesday. Have a meme

Amphirtite: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains…  Zeus: A ray of hope for me!

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Hades: Hera, I know you love Zeus. I mean, we all do, he’s very … nice and stuff… Hades: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

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Poseidon: This date is boring!  Amphitrite: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.  Poseidon: Then why did you invite me?  Amphitrite: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Amphitrite I'll do whatever I want!

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Persephone: *yawns*  Hades: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.  Persephone: Then you must be exhuasted.  Zeus: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Hades: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.  Poseidon: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Persephone.  Hades, pointing their hot glue gun towards Poseidon: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Hades: Poseidon, Zeus, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?  Poseidon, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Zeus is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.  Zeus: I love you too :)

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Zeus: What’s Hades doing? Poseidon: He‘s outed himself als asexual to a AI and is now arguing with it whether that’s valid or not. Zeus: ????? Poseidon: He‘s been at it for hours.

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Poseidon: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.  Hades : Blocked.  Poseidon: Sometimes, they’re good girls!  Hades : UNBLOCKED!

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Hades: don’t you think it’s suspicious that Zeus offers to make dinner? Poseidon: why? I think he’s just being nice! Not like he could poison us… Hades: …that wasn’t my main concern. Zeus, in the kitchen, frying ketchup on the stove: *high-pitched screams*