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Briefly breaking hiatus to present you

Santana Claus

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One day I'll make episode 6 with all the updated characters, including my new and improved simself!

Until then...

Keep it bizarre, and stay trippy

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Here's some recent screenshots!!

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Long time no see, eh?

So...

This is... me

I’m a gay trans man and I’m a lot more happy now in general!!

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BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

I am updating, adding, removing, and cleaning up this blog! I will make my return soon. The format of the images and roleplays will be changed so they’re easier to read. I am going to archive the old “lore”. I’m deleting some old things, especially the images of my simself pretransition. I am a trans man who uses he/him pronouns. This update will take a while, but I’ll get there!

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Wamuu: *scraping a bunch of burnt toast and cheese off the frying pan*

Santana: *mashing hands and fingers on the keyboard like a child* Dear Diary, my stupid brother is stupid and can’t make a “killed cheese witch of the sand”. Love, Santana. *looks proudly at his work but it’s all a bunch of jumbled letters like this: JgH6$d&s%kEiM2aN@r3#iKpLz#3Lp^%*

Esi: San, stop being mean to your brother. Wam, stop cooking human food badly.

Santana: I wasn’t being mean! I was telling the truth! 

Esi: Uh.... what is it supposed to be anyway?

Wamuu: *quivering lip* Cheese of the grilled witch of the sand....

Esi: Ah... *looks down and sees just a bunch of burnt mushy bread and cheese*

Kars: Am I having a fucking stroke or is somebody burning toast for real?

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Vanilla: What are you doing with my diary, you little termite?!

Tippy: WAUGH!!

Tippy:.... *bursts out laughing* Oh man, you are OBSESSED with Dio!! And I thought I was a fan, oh man! Ahahahahaha!!

Vanilla:.....

Tippy: You are sooooo downbad. You poor guy! Hahahahaha!

Vanilla: It’s not fuuunnnyyyyyyyy

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THIS REALLY SAYS A LOT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING- /j

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Dio: FREEZE RAY!!

Jonathan: What? What?!

Jonathan: WAIT WAIT, DIO WAI-

Dio: Hmmm... He’s ice cold... almost like he’s......... Cool Ice hahahaha...eheheheh....eheh...... Jojo would’ve laughed at that.

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Does each sim have their own individual bedroom or do they sleep where they want?

There are 2 main bedrooms which is the one Dio is in right now and the other one across the hall! The mansion is 3 stories tall

In this room there is the bed behind him, and Dio's coffin (which is a mod located in the Google Doc)

The next room over has a futuristic sleeping pod where Jonathan likes to sleep

Dio, Vanilla, and Tippy all sleep in this bedroom (Whether it be Dio in the coffin, Vans and Tippy in the bed or a combination of those) and Jonny ol boy sleeps in the next room over <3

But for the most part, they like to lounge around on all the couches and sleep in the pod when Jonathan's not using it-

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Dio: Jojo, your outfit is just... terrible

Jonathan: I’m.... I’m in my underwear, dear brother

Dio: Oh....

Jonathan: ???

Dio and Jonathan: *dying from laughter*

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Okay, uh

Anyway

We’re not transphobic/enbyphobic here at Bizarre Sims

Also...... it’s a Jojo blog so....It’s like sticking your head in a bee hive and wondering why you got stung my bees

We may be villains here but we’re not douchebags

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Is your simself tiny or she just looks tiny bc shes always around dio, vanilla and Jonathan who are all huge? Like can we see the four of them with some normal size townie for scale?

(Just letting you know for the future: I and my simself use he/they pronouns <3)

I'm 5'3 irl (short kings rise up) and most of the Jobros are around 6'5 and up! I moved all of the Jobros' heights as far as it would go. I used this website to compare the heights of myself and the other guys, and estimated what would be most accurate using the height slider mod (I use a mod similar to this one, but I cannot actually find the original height slider I use. The one linked is actually a lot more detailed, whereas the one I use is only for heights)

But yeah, he's a short lil thing...

BUT APPARENTLY HE'S STRONG AF

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Giorno: ....

Giorno: Yikes...

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Giorno: Oh my god... he doesn’t know how to wing his eyeliner properly? Like... get rid of him, girl

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Vans: Looks like.... you’re screwed.

Jonathan: *warm smile* Are you, perchance.... hammered, my good man?

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Jonathan: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DUDE