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ugh mingyu you can’t leave me here with these people

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SEVENTEEN as tumblr text posts

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seventeen as random stuff ive retweeted - part [1/??]

+ bonus (bc i luv my man <3)

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Seventeen's Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩

This is just for fun!! All light-hearted and harmless (I think)

S.Coups - WAYY too jealous, bro would glare daggers at you if you helped to open a milkbox for someone else like bro calm down its not like I blew them a kiss

Jeonghan - he's gaslight gatekeep girlboss and therefore that makes anyone he's in a relationship with mansplain manipulate malewife regardless of gender

Joshua - a J name from LA

Jun - communicates exclusively through cat memes, yes, even during arguments; yes, even during verbal ones.

Hoshi - fully convinced he's a tiger and is lowkey a furry

Wonwoo - plays genshin impact

Woozi - loves work more than you

The8 - calls you delulu when you caption ur posts with "loml ♡" even though you've been officially dating for a significant amount of time

Mingyu - probably clumsy enough to drop the urn of a family member

DK - no red flags from dokyeommie my beloved

DK (Updated 240424) - a musical theater tenor

Seungkwan - sassier than you

Vernon - your friends are convinced you just edit him into photos because bro does NOT move

Dino - got called out for excessive frat boy levels of drinking before so that is pretty much canon

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wishing him a calm and peaceful year, happiest birthday to my birthday twin <3

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VOCAL UNIT 청춘찬가

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Obsessed with Fighting because it’s essentially just “don’t kill yourself, we’re BooSeokSoon :)”

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BTS as Harry Potter Characters

because this is my blog and I can write what I want no matter how little sense it makes to anyone else.

Namjoon - Neville Longbottom

He likes plants

He's awkward

He's clumsy

Always there for his friends, even if it's to tell them that they're fucking up

GREAT leadership potential, could 100% run a country and I think it'd be a lot better than literally any we have now

Gryffindor with strong Hufflepuff potential

A little nerdy, always wanting to learn more about their desired topics

Seokjin - Gilderoy Lockhart Molly Weasley

Supportive mom energy

"Did you get enough to eat? You should probably have some more."

Should have a cooking show

Has way too many kids and they're all pure chaos

But protects them all fiercely

Being around them just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy

Yoongi - Draco Malfoy

Emo boy

Maybe not the most supportive family

Soft inside, cold outside

Has the potential to be immensely destructive (outwardly and inwardly)

Also has the potential to be really caring, intelligent and creative (if given the right support)

hands

Hoseok - Fred/George Weasley

This one was hard, but I'm pretty confident with this answer

Always trying to make others laugh

Class clown energy

If they're around, everyones happy

Very much is the light they want to see in the world

Jimin - Hermione Granger (book version)

SASS

Not unwilling to commit a felony

Especially if someone messed with the people they care about

Intelligent

God help anyone that thinks they know more than them, because they will be proven wrong

Small with a big personality

Taehyung - Luna Lovegood

No one knows what they're thinking

Are their glasses upside down?

Did they do it on purpose?

Extremely intelligent, but they don't put much stock in it

Fashion icon

definitely an alien

"Let me go on a walk through the forrest barefoot in the middle of the night" headass

Jungkook - Cedric Diggory

The it guy

What can't he do?

Athletic

Intelligent

Hard-working

Everyone loves this guy, they either wanna fuck date him or they wanna be him

Very good person, wants to help people

Shockingly humble

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF U AGREE OR DISAGREE I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER

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he is the moment ♡

bonus: just him cursing

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this genuinely feels like seven lifetimes ago. oh you poor baby army. so much has happened since then. 💜

as someone who does not do well with change, hobi enlistment followed almost immediately by jk deleting his instagram is testing my sanity

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♫ Rainy days I'm thinkin' 'bout you, what to say Wish I knew how to find the way Right back to you, on rainy days like ♫

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he's such a cutie

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having friends is so cool like here’s a person i love soooo much and i get to make inside jokes w them and make them laugh and be there for them when they’re sad and share in their suffering as well as their joy. what a beautiful and sacred thing. friendship is holy

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kim taehyung - 'rainy days' mv (2023)