jegibbs
Jibber Jabber from a Jim Jam Jabberwocky
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Just a dude in his 40s trying to get as weird as possible.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
jegibbs ยท 7 days ago
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jegibbs ยท 15 days ago
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A Happy Wedding.
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jegibbs ยท 17 days ago
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Santa Jesus Can't Shit A Dream And I Have Edible Shame
I can't shake the last leg of a dead end street
In my core I only taste wooden fruit
Help me Jesus
I am edible and hungry
When do swans need drugs?
I ask as a presidential candidate to the carny alum
they have the best bathrooms and I shame with delight
why ask Santa when you can dream about twilight
I haven barren land in my heart
I shit nothing but desert worms the size of a school bus
I should cut back on the coffee
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jegibbs ยท 30 days ago
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American Doom
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jegibbs ยท 1 month ago
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I want to make love to a shopping mall that only sells disco balls/ the flies are crazy in my brain/ I shudder with snow caps/ deliberating on the size of solar systems/ only a mountain can crush my ant hill/ that is how a fool's love of pennies dries up in a well of crushing distance/ as if below me are all the dance moves/ that not even god could conjure up.
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jegibbs ยท 1 month ago
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AI version of Frankenstein's monster fighting a werewolf in. graveyard photo realistic. Not sure how this came about.
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jegibbs ยท 2 months ago
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Cemetery Garden
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jegibbs ยท 2 months ago
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Zombie Kids are creepy as fuck.
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jegibbs ยท 2 months ago
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Ride the hog for god.
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jegibbs ยท 2 months ago
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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When Edward Furlong's character in Terminator 2 asked "We aren't going to make it, our we?" in 1991, it was poignant but there was still hope. Now that I think back to that line, in the year of our lord 2024, I can only say, no, no we our not. Sad thing is that we won't need Skynet at all. Just human stupidity and greed.
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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Simple Therapy Advertisements Have Lonely Shit For Love Formed By Yelp
We desire our vital signs point to love.
That is why we buy the best toothpaste (recommended by lonely dentists) to rub on our eyeballs and nipples.
Maybe the tooth fairy is our rom-com lover.
I heard weirder shit in the men's room at a baseball game during the 100th-inning. Sometimes things just last too long.
That is why we have chewing gum and good ideas. Simple things that go stale long before they should.
But what can you do when the sun sets. Sleep?
In this economy?
No we twist our bones into pretzels and get salty over the newly formed sun breaking the dawn of our horizons.
Knowing that at any minute we will be jumped by a group of thuggish advertisements.
Leading us down a rabbit hole of yelp reviews and gas station therapy.
But hey, we live a world full of wealth.
I just wish I knew what that word meant.
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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Show God Your Lazy Self Destructive Fun
I gorge on my own stupidity. Too lazy to disturb my better know how. It is so easy to ignore the underlining cause of self destruction. Besides there is fun to be had while slowly dipping your foot into the shallow end of your grave. Why dismantle what you have worked so hard for. Remember god is watching, so put on the show of shows.
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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Goofy Full Moon And Friends.
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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The Sun Is Hell And Doesn't Want To Be Cool
It's hell outside/ I sweat so much I could fill a lake/ that god damn sun won't leave me alone/ shinning/ shinning/ I know it has the grin of a sociopath.
I want darkness/ I want cool rain/ I want to wear sweaters and listen to jazz and blues/ hot coffee/ warm blankets/ curled up with a book.
Instead I am loathing the outside/ hoping my power doesn't go out from poor managed electrical grids/ because nothing is right in this world/ I can't blame the sun for everything/ but it is sure easier.
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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I witnessed a man steal my neighbors bike
I was too late to do anything
I am always too late to do anything
Watching him race off with the fury of ten thousand assholes
I understood the sadness of reality
We don't need climate change to drown
We just need greed
Inequality
Stupidity
A misunderstanding of what it means to be human
I am glad I don't have kids
We are fucked
Fucked beyond belief
But if I did
I wouldn't give them a pacifier
I would give them a hatchet
And all the albums of Motorhead
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jegibbs ยท 3 months ago
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