Ask and RP blog for Jeff the Gnome from Gravity Falls. OC / Multi-verse/ cross-over / ship friendly! I have a lot of sideblogs for other fandoms as well! Please check pinned post for active blogs. Mun is 29.
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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"Money is for ordering pizza and other take out."
Jeff replies while a few of the gnomes he was with proceeded to just start eating the raw insides of the now smashed pumpkin. He spared them a glance before eyerolling and looking back up at Stan.
"Just help up pick a new big pumpkin and carry it back to our home, hn? We didn't buy it, we picked it from the forest groves."
He explains, and gestures in a general area of the deeper woods.
“You really need to understand that I didn’t mean to hit you with my car. I couldn’t see you over the hood I swear!”
"You didn't hit ME, you idiot! You hit our harvest!" The angry gnome gestures to the giant pumpkin that now lay smashed to pieces on the ground.
"We were going to make so much pie outta that!"
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goncharov
#one if the greatest bits ever#goncharov#happy goncharoversary#😂😂💀#i stjll imagine katya as the drag queen katya personally
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ALSO USE READ MORES LIKE GODDAMN
IT'S JUST THE POLITE THING TO DO!
#yall rude ass self shippers making me scroll and scroll so i can move on#just go to Fanfiction.net or AO3 like normal people annld then LINK to the story with your post#grumble
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the bottom of the museum of human history
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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏
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Telling myself this every day so here's a meme
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hope is a skill
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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reblog if you need a hug
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//I hope all of you "But the Leopards won't eat MY Face!" people get what's coming to you (Being eaten by the Leopards) while the rest of us get hunted and ripped to shreds.
Fucking Hell.
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any trans person reading this I love you
any woman reading this I love you
any poc minority reading this I love you
any queer person reading this I love you
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message to all bitches
please survive
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