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Me: *still speaking to children* and do you know how the story ended? I proposed them to split the year in two. One day it is allowed to cronch the sand, the next one it’s not allowed, the next one it is and etc. You follow me so far? And then you’re gonna ask but if there are 365 days in a year, what about the last one? YEAH I KNOW THANKS, I’M NOT THAT DUMB. So for this days, twelve hours will be allowed to cronch the sand and the twelve left, it won’t be allowed.
Me: *still speaking to children* This is how the 3rd World War ended. Everyone lived happily ever after and had a lot of kid...skins, yeah kidskins because kids are so f*cking annoying.
@desperatefrenchwriter and @anotherinternetfangirl built a castle and reigned on a peaceful country.
THE E N D.
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#thanks I know i'm amazing <3#I've wonderful ideas too#AND YES I SEE EVERYTHING#I'm working for the CIA but it's a secret!#cronch the sand#not cronch the sand
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Me: *speaking to children* And this is how the 3rd World War began. But a doubt is still present: cronch or not cronch the sand, that is the question.
@desperatefrenchwriter
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If there's a gay, there's everything
“not everything can be gay” it can. and it will
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Alexander Semenov
Macro Shots of Corals
behance.net/mumrik
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Julia Rehme
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I’m Aiden! (why is this name so popular among trans men? lmao)
24/IN/pre-op He/him They/them
Tomorrow is my one year on T! I’ve always loved my androgynous features and style, and noticed after starting T, I’ve become more comfortable with my femininity. I suppose I am more genderfluid (always identified with queer) rather than absolute male, but don’t prefer female pronouns. (Pronouns in general kinda make me uneasy) As for my sexual identity, I don’t believe in limitations for intimacy so I am openly attracted to people of all life. I’ve been told I wasn’t trans by people and “professionals” just because I don’t want bottom surgery. To me, it’s too risky and expensive. My chest isn’t big either, and I like my nipples as they are so I am even unsure of top surgery. Cis people should stop trying to define what it means to be trans, talking over us, and being disrespectful at the same time. I am happy with myself right now and that is what matters. We deserve to be confident, we are unique with beautiful bodies. 😌😌😌
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english: you're annoying me
french: you're breaking my testicles
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Clarke: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Lexa: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
Clarke: Lexa, the toaster is on fire.
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i got a headache :/
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Me: so here is my new mission, tryna know if my crush is gay @desperatefrenchwriter : A gay quest Me:
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I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who reblog it xD
who else is a gay boy and dumb as hell smack that reblog button
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