#cronch the sand

[pushing500]

I LOVE WHEN YOU DRAW BABIES AND CHILDREN! IVY IS SOOOOO CUTE, I'M WEEPING

Heehee, I'm glad you liked it! I think she's very cute as well. She's lots of fun to draw ❤️

[thelooniemoonie]

i love halva because it's the closest you can get to eating wall insulation without eating wall insulation

[junipum]

the end of 3x03 is fucking. heartbreaking . not because of the baby radiator dying but because of the ketamine treatment wearing off fully, esp after cain & able. and its is SUCH a good episode, only to get smacked with this. and at the end of the ep, as that man dies, it cuts to house officially relapsing on vicodin because the pain is back. (so as one man's life leaves his body, so does house's in a way.) even the way he told cameron that he was proud of her, that's one of the few genuine moments shared between him so far that's between him and someone other than wilson or cuddy !! his two known People that he actually communicates with semi effectively

[shootingstarrfish]

I just wanna say ur art tastes like stones and pretty iridescent glass

cronch cronch cronch....

wait yo on that topic what do yall think about sand

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

Sand is cronch

Don't eat sand.

[korrolrezni]

Awww the lads have made up! Arthur is cronching on an apple, they are planning a dinner date! There's a talk about dancing and trying out blood and salt ( sand )?? Everything is good and well in the world!

[pacifistcowboy]

yummy yummy glitter time!!! thanks for sharing with me :3

🎶

[jefferythejelly]

*slips a sanddollar to ur inbox*

oh sweet a snack *cronch*

(sorry my first thought was that post about how sand dollars are like chips for sharks XD )

[sburbian-sage]

We have a Prine of Sand who will not. Stop. EATING. SAND.

He's not even a good Sand player, he's terrible at lying. I've caught him eating it tons of times. His mouth is always bleeding. He denys that he's doing it, and acts offended that we'd imply that he would.

I guess I should just ignore it, he's not hurting anyone but himself and I guess he probably won't die from it.

I just had to complain. I just had to share this.

...Okay, one of my coplayers was reading this over my shoulder as I wrote it and wants me to ask if there actually are any benifits to eating your aspect. The answer is no, right. Please say it's no.

I'm pretty sure Doom players can eat straight-up poison, like mixing everything they found under the kitchen sink into a cocktail. Fun fact, when GodsGiftToGrinds reported that one of his Doom coplayers did that, a bunch of other Doom players who read that decided to do the same thing just to make sure they could (they could). It's not really common though, and this is the first time I've heard of a Sand player eating sand.

In any case, there are indeed no benefits to eating your aspect. Some people act like weirdos, like the Heart player beginning every fight with "I WILL EAT YOUR HEART" or "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL", Light players joking about unlocking the ability to do metamorphosis, or Blood players going full chuuni and pretending to be vampires (a very funny thing to do considering that there are indeed actual vampires playing SBURB). But those are just weird jokes. I'm guessing the Doom players do it because they can, and maybe that stuff tastes good? (lawyer's note: do not try this) But the Sand player's mouth bleeding implies no, he's not even immune to it.

Hypothesis 1: He's trying to live up to his Title, Prince of Sand. "One who destroys with or destroys the Aspect of Sand". But he's doing it really ineptly because he's trying to destroy literal sand by eating it.

Hypothesis 2: he lovs the cronch

Additional Note: This is probably a weird harmless quirk, but only if he's eating actual sand. If he's eating sand conjured by his aspect, AKA magic sand imbued with the quality of fragmentation, then you might want to stop him (or at least tell him not to eat magic sand) before he bites down and decapitates himself or something.

[jaxfromthatcircus]

You missed out on killing red

* hands you a handful of red sand *

This is whats left of him if you wanna stomp on it or smth tho

Jax stares at the anon for a long moment before bending down to

CRONCH

the sand from their hands.

"Thanks"

[maxbytes]

Also also, since gems have hard-light forms, but their gems are very much normal matter, that means Jasper would have to get the material for Sands gem somewhere. Which means, you guessed it- while pregnant Jasper had the overwhelming craving to eat literal fucking rocks and dirt. Her body would process out for the best shit to make a proper gem out of. Just cronch on the raw crystals, Jasper.

LMFAO she's just scarfing down clumps of dirt every time you turn around. canon accepted!

[yandere-fics]

Sawyer, what were you like when you were little, because I used to eat sand. Why? I liked the cronch.

"*sigh* My Beloved, I sincerely hope you no longer do such things, as for what I was like when I was little? Scaly."

[hematomes]

Mmm sand cronch cronch 🏖

like eating a million tiny rocks

[deepforestgender]

One grain of sand. Cronch>:)

ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious

i will start

bread

[probably-just-a-cat]

My professor: But how do you test whether or not this sand is in fact sand

All the students: *thinking* Oh it's gotta be something really academic

My professor: When eaten it go cRONCH

[plagueybirb]

Has anyone ever eaten a pearl before?

Like a real freshwater or saltwater pearl. I need to know what they taste like for reasons. Are they crunchy? Like sand?

Or are they like a tootsie pop, one good CRONCH and you're munching chewy goo with crumbly bits