jay-ali

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If you’re trans, I’m a monkey. You are so gorgeous, and your dress is beautiful.

Hows youre weekend going ?? Reblog if you like a trans girl in a gold dress ❤❤❤❤

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OH MY GOD!   If this actually happened I am going to fucking die.

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I’m crying, this is the kind of people we need more of. This kid is so wholesome and so sweet. I hope he got the girl. She deserves a boy like that.

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

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This made me cry..

Today I was walking down the street and saw two little boys (probably 13-15) holding hands while walking down the street, the shorter one looked so adoringly at the taller one, then he gave him the smallest kiss on the cheek. It was so cute, I literally cried. 

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Okay, I’m not sure Nandor understands the point of a gay relationship. The point is for there to be 2 men, not a man who's the wife and a man who’s well, the man. Reblog and correct me if I’m wrong?

@queerquestionsandanswers

Can u help with this??

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I’ve read like 2 fics like this and I need 12 more

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This is so true, I hate these things.

i don’t wear glasses and until i looked at the comments i thought these were from som weird old video game lmaooo

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Oh my gosh, My brother did this to me. But with “The Shining” (1980) And Halloween (2018) It was terrible!

they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

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OMG such a good Dog. Here lemme just go get the moron.

“Hold this, I’ll bring him back “

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They are guards. Hehe they are adorable.

あなた方家主がメール呼んでる間に

なんで両脇にいるんです？

Why do you sit down at the both sides of me while I'm reading an email...?

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This is so true, glad people care to put the word out there. BUT if you’re not taking meds or anything... Charcoal is good for your teeth. :) 

Spoopy Season Safety

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HELP!!??

What is the non-binary term for aunt/uncle?????

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BABY ON THE WAYYYYYY!!!

My brother’s wifey just took a pregnancy test and it came back positive. WHOOOOOO! I’m going to be an uncle!! :) I’m super excited!

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Pride Month!

Pride month is a time to celebrate who we are. We are SPECIAL not WRONG. Thank you to ALL of you wonderful people who are being yourselves. Y’all are loved and valid. Happy pride month! These past 20 days have flown by so quick. Have a great day! You can email me for questions about a post or ask me to do a post at: trans.julian.man@gmail.com. Thanks!

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I took two diffrent transgender quiz and got the same result that my counseler told me i have. DARN IT!

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People in need.

There are many, many, many gay/lesbian/trans/bi/queer people who don’t know who they are or what they are, there are many who are scared of the feelings they have. They are wonderful people and are amazing, but they don’t know how to be themselves. There are people right now somewhere in the world who are confused or hating themselves. Somewhere right now some gay or lesbian or queer or trans or anything else kid is taking a test trying to find out if that’s them. They may or may not believe that’s them or maybe they think “oh, wow. Now i need to tell my friends and family”. No matter how they handle it or handle themselves. They are there and they will always be. If there are any straight people reading this try not to be discouraging and try to be nice to them. Books for some trans kids: 

Almost perfect, Brian Katcher

The art of being normal, Lisa Willamson

Beautiful music for ugly children, Kristin Cronn-Mills

Being Emily, Ratchel Gold

Dreadnought, April Daniels

(For all those people who keep asking me about my sexuality: Gay, possibly transgender, still figuring myself out.)

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OMG i am dyinggg

A man get pulled over with his young son in the back seat.

The cop comes to the window.

“Sorry officer, I was rushing to get home. My wife is throwing a dinner party for very important guests.”

The cop writes him a ticket anyway, wishes him a good day and walks back to his patrol car. As he walks away, the dad mutters “Bastard.”

The little boy, who has been quiet asks. “Daddy, whats a bastard?”

The dad points at the cop.

When they get home, they park the car and are walking up the driveway when the dad steps in a pile of dog poop.

“SHIT!” He exclaims.

The little boy asks, “Daddy whats shit?”

Dad points to his shoe.

Sometime later, the boy goes upstairs to the bathroom to see his dad shaving. He accidentally cuts himself and yells. “NUTS!”

“Daddy? Whats nuts?”

Dad points to his face.

Boy finally goes into this kitchen to see his mother stuffing a turkey. She drops some of the stuffing on the floor and yells “FUCK!”

“Mommy? Whats fuck?”

She points at the dropped stuffing.

Sometime later, there is a knock on the door. Its a cop that is investigating a rash of local crime, interviewing the neighbors.

The little boy answers the door and gleefully says

“Howdy Bastard! Wipe your shit on the mat. Dads upstairs shaving his nuts. Moms in the kitchen fucking a turkey.!”

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Just took an AM I GAY? test, my result?