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ENTJ:. You're Not Even Funny!

INTP: (grinning) Then why are you rolling your eyes?

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INTP: Sometimes it is just one of those days where you get a splinter of bone lodged in your foot. And you know what? That's okay <3

ISFJ: What?!

INTJ: As long as it is the bone splinter of enemies destroyed.

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ENTJ shouting over the trill of smoke detectors "I didn't think these worked anymore!!!!!"

INTP wrestling with one of the confounding machines and gaging on

smoke "That's fantastic news!!"

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This Just In

Local Ace fails to learn how to operate Stud Finder after months of trying.

Friends point out irony.

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Headach

ENTJ: Ugh, my headach is comming back.  *looks pointedly at INTP* No doubt because you got up.

INTP: You’re welcome ;) I’m glad you have company, wouldn’t want you to be left alone with your thought. 

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Stuck

ENTJ: *gets lawnmower stuck in the muck*

ENTJ: *gets truck to pull out lawnmower*

ENTJ: *gets truck stuck in the muck*

ENTJ: *get SUV to get the truck to get the lawnmower*

ENTJ: *gets half way down the driveway and-*

INTP: What are you doing?

ENTJ: the lawnmower is stuck.

INTP: the hell you gonna do when you get the SUV stuck to?!

ENTJ: *shrugs* I was just going to use your car. Is that a bad idea?

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Easy going

ENTJ: INTP! Would you come here?

INTP: What?! *pops head up stairs*

*blood splatters the floor and ENTJ is holding a pair of stained crimson toe nail clippers*

ENTJ: Could I have a little help?

INTP: lol. You know, toe nail clipping isn't meant to be a blood sport.

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INTP here, took it twice with diffrent answers and still got the Geek XD cheeky bastards

take this quiz and see what teen movie archetype you are!!

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INTP: What could you see if your eyeball was touching someone else's eyeball?

Roman & Victor: *talking about murder while standing like this*

Dinah: *is in the same room without the ability to leave*

i mean

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If that isn't an INTP and INTJ,

behave naturally

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Too fuckn often

Source : Facebook INTP™

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So…🙂

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Identifying INTPs

- seem popular when you first look at them, probably attractive (it’s that pouty lip lifestyle)

- then you realize that they don’t talk to people

- then you realize that when they do talk, they talk really loudly

- then you realize, when they talk to their close friends, they won’t shut up

- except for when they’re silent for three months at a time

- then you get slapped w/ the fact that they’re A NERD (and proud of it)

- OR you never find out they’re a nerd and think everyone else is delusional for treating them like they’re the most intelligent person on the planet when clearly, this person is a big dumbass

- probably waiting for someone to do or say something interesting

- might be surrounded by people but always on the outside of the circle or latched onto one person 

- EYE CONTACT. Hands down, the easiest way to know assuming they have already acknowledged your existence. I personally don’t know what to do with my eyes during a conversation so I don’t really look away. Only look at you if they interested. 

- “No, oh wait, maybe…” is their go-to response (a conversation btwn INTPs is like so: “no, for this reason-” “no, you’re wrong because-” “no, because-” “no, I’m correct”)

- often really bored by whatever is happening outside of their head so they either won’t engage or will try to start a game or something

- always known as the funny friend

- easily annoyed, famous for glares, sometimes it’s meant as a joke

- in class, they wait for someone else to answer the teacher’s questions first before deciding they’ll take initiative when no one else does  — > applies to most things

- cuddly but in a particular way, likely want to be the one to initiate all forms of bodily contact once they’re close to you

- might not even like cats but 100% of people will read them as a cat-person

- intelligent but forgets a lot of shit because they just don’t care enough or haven’t had to remember that piece of knowledge in 3 yrs. 

- when they’re passionate, they’re all in, the edge of the multiverse is the limit / when they’re not, they’re gonna sleep for the next 100 yrs. and will growl at you if you wake them

- may wake up early but won’t do anything until 7:00PM-4:00 AM because it’s peak performance hour

- great at finding other people’s stuff, great at losing their own

- respond to your questions like a CIA agent, you’re on a need to know basis 

- but also will randomly spill all their secrets at 3 AM

- when someone says they’re friends w/ them they respond either like 1) “we’re friends?” *confusion* or 2) “we’ve been in love since we met” 

- their good friends know who their crush is before they know

- text you immediately but often forget you exist if you don’t constantly remind them (it’s okay, they forget they exist)

- love you lots but are also trying not to be too attached

- kinda nice but also analyzing your every move and storing it in their mental bank 

- they will remember really specific things about you and will either use this to tell when you’re lying or to get you great birthday presents

- don’t trust you but supposedly they should give people the benefit of the doubt

- if you insult them, they will look at you blankly because they’re trying to figure out if you meant that as an insult, if they care about you, and if they care at all

- competitive but unmotivated at the same time

- play hard, play hard some more, continue to play, work non-stop for 22 hrs.  until something is perfect, never work again

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Insulting an INTP

Doctor: You’re Normal

INTP: How DARE You! 

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Killer Thumb

*INTP discover’s (through research) that their weird looking thumb is called a Murder’s Thumb*

Random Palmistry Text: *People with Murder’s Thumbs are prone to fits of passion and horrible tempers*

INTP: *Laughing uncontrollably* They’ve obviously never met an INTP. 

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INTP - Mystic

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I’m curious

INTP- Mystic