internalmemos
Internal Memos
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message from management: I believe in you all. please. we can do this. please? for f-
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internalmemos · 8 months ago
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i am going to die of every cause in 15 seconds
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Can someone please escalate to management that "two biscuits while looking out the window" does not meet minimum operational requirements. For fuck's sake.
Digestive system request: please eat something today
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Foot report: little bit owie
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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I hate eating. You might think I would like it because I am Not Thin. The issue is I can eat anything that can be set on autopilot, that's not eating, that's one line of task on loop that I don't have to engage with any more.
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
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look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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I don't know what's worse, realising that fatigue now makes me uninterested in being a spreadsheet nerd using excel, or that I'm upset about losing that nerdy little delight
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Re: Transition
yes we are doing puberty again but do we really need to rearrange our pubes? Seems like a lot of effort for honestly no net benefit
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Digestive system request: please eat something today
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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FAO ALL
It is 3am, anyone care to explain?
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Wait don't touch that it's my emotional support clutter
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Could someone please explain the recent schedule changes? Energy regulation and daily task management skill were developed two decades ago and there have been no instructions from management to deviate from the current schedule.
There is no reason to be falling asleep at 6pm. Three days ago there was an unavoidable unscheduled outage at 11am.
Management has promised a no penalty approach if whoever is responsible can please come forward for diagnostic purposes, we can't afford this kind of dysregulation long term.
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Request from management
Does anybody know how to explain the thing where if you are thinking about something else or in a different state then none of your previous thought processes apply as you have entered an entirely new realm of existence and would have to return to he previous thought or state to recreate the original thought process?
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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Digestive debugging underway, expect some loud noises for a while. No reason for concern at this stage (we hope).
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internalmemos · 9 months ago
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ADHD tag
Chronic pain tag
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