ophelia. 25. she/her. naruto posting in main.
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
63K notes
·
View notes
Text
The fact that Travis sleeps surrounded by Javi’s drawings and holding his little wolf figurine makes me feel physically ill
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Everything written on “Female autism” is amazing like we just put 293638363836 trillion dollars into our study that concluded women are more often forced to abide by social rules and act palatable than men. Shocking stuff
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes i remember my first ever experience with a time loop story when i was like 8: Help! I'm Trapped in the First Day of Summer Camp by Todd Strasser.
The title says it all; kid goes to camp, makes friends with "cool kids" and gets peer pressured into being a shithead and a bully, wakes up the next day with things reset to arriving at camp.
But the thing is, this book is part of a series. Most of the books are this same kid getting caught up in body swap shenanigans, but he had gotten caught in a time loop once in a previous book. So he knew the score. He just needed to not be a jerk today. Cue him being overly nice to the point of blatant insincerity, making everyone wildly uncomfortable. No growth, just trying to appease the forces that be. Loop continues looping.
Yadda yadda, finally figures out how to be a genuinely nice kid who stands up to bullies and makes friends with the nerdy kid, etc etc, got everything perfectly right.
When that loop doesn't work he immediately throws himself off the bus to camp to kill himself. Loop again.
Finally, having resigned himself to never escaping the loop but at least he can dedicate it to being a good kid with nice friends, a thought occurs to him. There's one thing he hasn't done a single time in all the loops.
He brushes his teeth before bed. And wakes up the next day.
and frankly, i think more time loops should be hinged on morality-neutral mundane tasks. escape the time loop by taking your meds. free yourself by taking a shower. my man todd was a visionary
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
i love that shauna kissed melissa back and then in the next episode says she hopes she wont turn out boring (one of the last things she ever called jackie) so then jackie comes back and literally kills her with a slap bracelet in her dream with zero remorse after. jealous queen
878 notes
·
View notes
Text
having thousands of followers can sometimes be annoying but sometimes it rules bc when i get like two notes on a post it's So fucking funny. and the crowd goes dead fucking silent. nobody liked that. seven thousand people in the room and two of them gave you a pity golf clap. genuinely unironically it fucking rules
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
Yellowjackets is about gay sex and cannibalism and murder but most importantly it’s about everyone having the biggest brownest eyes you have ever seen










2K notes
·
View notes