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Hello this blog has gotten a bunch of new followers recently. i am kinda not really active in the S&F fandom anymore unfortunately but if someone else is willing to keep the blog active i can let you have it (and its 65 followers)

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Fantasio: hey where do you think you’re going? Spirou: TO FIGHT CRIME, OK?

Captain underpants

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One of my favorite incorrect spirou quotes from here (x)

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Incorrect spirou comics again based on @incorrectspirouquotes  this time all featuring zantafio.

spacific quotes [x] [x] [x] [x]

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Spirou: I'm gonna die.

Lebrac: Are you really?

Spirou: No, but let's pretend.

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The Count: *pats Spirou and Fantasio on the back* Good job, gays.

Spirou: *nervous laughter* Did you mean to say gu-

The Count: Did I fucking stutter?

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*dj khaled voice* another one

Gaston: Who else here loves art?

Lebrac, painting a painting: Fuck all art.

Gaston: Some of it is okay.

Lebrac: Wrong.

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Spirou, holding a baby squirrel: I would die for you. You're so small, so precious, so innocent... Do you even know about capitalism? Morality? You're gonna grow up one day. Get hurt. Die. Do you know?

Baby Squirrel: ... *baby squirrel noises, smiles*

Spirou: *tears up*

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Seccotine, to a goose: Get out of here, you stupid, messed up dog! Your barking sounds stupid!

Fantasio: Long neck no arms dog! I bet you can't even fetch!

Spirou, tears streaming down his face: Leave him alone!

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i would literally scream if they did this in canon

Spirou: *screaming, holding onto his bellhop hat with one hand, holding onto Fantasio, who is under his arm, with another*

*record scratch sound effect as the same panel is repeated*

Spirou: *comes onto the same repeated panel* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

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prunelle is the one screaming

Lebrac: Do you hear screaming, Bertrand?

Bertrand: I thought it was the birds.

Lebrac: No, it’s like blood-curdling screaming.

Bertrand: Oh yeah, yeah I heard it.

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I will do my best, well, maybe not my best, but at least some level of effort.

Gaston (via incorrectspirouquotes)

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Do you guys know why nobody else at the magazine likes hanging out with you? Because you’re always doing stuff like this. You’re always coming up with some stupid idea to do something, and then it backfires, and then you end up in some foreign country, or in outer space or something. That’s why no one likes hanging out with you guys.

Prunelle, to Spirou and Fantasio (via incorrectspirouquotes)

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Lebrac: *clicks page 2 of google search results* "the deep web"

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My life can be summed up into the question of ‘Is this illegal or just frowned upon?’

Gaston

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after gaston and prunelle's first kiss

Gaston: You liked that.

Prunelle: *nods*

Gaston: You're gay.

Prunelle: ...Yes?

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Spirou: *as a photographer* Listen, if you don't smile for the pictures, then it's going to take twice as long.

Fantasio: I didn't even want to be here anyway...

Spirou: It's your wedding, for fuck's sake!