#pairing: gastnelle

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after gaston and prunelle's first kiss

Gaston: You liked that.

Prunelle: *nods*

Gaston: You're gay.

Prunelle: ...Yes?

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Prunelle: Hey, hon. You look like crap.

Gaston: Yep.

Prunelle: Rough time dealing with Longtarin?

Gaston: *patching up his injury* Yep. Isn't that obvious?

Prunelle: No, I was just saying you look like crap, because I love you.

Gaston: ...

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Gaston: I'm also going to need your cellular telephone number.

Prunelle: Why?

Gaston: Well, it would be weird to call your work telephone to ask you out.

Prunelle: Are you hitting on me?

Gaston: ...Yes.

Prunelle: Your boss. At work.

Gaston: Correct.

Prunelle: Alright. Don't text me emojis, or you're dead in the water.

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Gaston, on the phone: I can't talk right now, I have my hands full.

Prunelle: Rogntudjuu! Get your hands off my butt!

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Gaston: Are you gay?

Prunelle: No, I'm not gay!

Gaston: But you just kissed me!

Prunelle: ...Okay, I'm gay.

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Gaston: *unbuttoning shirt* Sorry, it's so hot in here.

Prunelle: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Prunelle: Gaston, blink if you love me.

Gaston: [blows air on Prunelle's face]

Prunelle: [blinks]

Gaston: Yes.

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Prunelle: ...I wish I was loved.

Gaston: But Leon, you are!

Prunelle: Really?

Gaston: Yes... *walks over, hugs him*

Jules: *peeks out around the corner* Gaaaaaaay!

Prunelle, Gaston: *blush*

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Gaston: You're as smart as you are handsome...

Prunelle: I hope you're not insulting my intelligence, Gaston. *adjusts his papers*

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I do sort of like it when he's rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.

Gaston, about Prunelle

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Prunelle: When you said you’d do magic in bed, this isn’t what I was expe-

Gaston: *holding up 9 of clubs* Is this your card?

Prunelle: *softly* Rogntudjuu...

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Prunelle: So how’d you convince the whole office to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Gaston: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

Prunelle: ...I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

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It’s terrible! He has beautiful eyes and his hair smells like cinnamon!

Prunelle, about Gaston

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Prunelle: I feel like doing something stupid.

Gaston: I'm something stupid! Do me!

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Spirou: Hey, Leon, have you ever been in love?

Prunelle: I... I guess. I mean I technically am...

Gaston: *walks into the room* Hello.

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Gaston: You like me? You like my personality?

Prunelle: I was surprised too.