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▪︎BTS as funny posts over the internet▪︎#9

:: Jin

:: Suga

:: J-Hope

:: RM

:: Jimin

:: V

:: Jungkook

part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8

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I really want a new phone. mine is already 5 years old and it almost doesn't work anymore.

I took a long time to choose which one and decided on samsung.

I already have a certain amount and I would be grateful if you check my profile - I sell my drawings.

or maybe if you can give me at least $1...

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Namjoon: how'd you like to be buried when you die?

Seokjin:I wanna be buried facedown, so anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass

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Taehyung: my head hurts

Seokjin: that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity

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Seokjin: I have three things everyone wants in a person.

Seokjin: I'm hot, I'm smart

Namjoon : that's two things moron

Seokjin: I count hot twice

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Namjoon: *shows pan with burnt food* hey you guys wanna eat this?

Rest of BTS: no

Namjoon: *throws it int the trashcan* well its in there if you change your mind

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Hoseok: why did they burn down the school anyways?

Yoongi: they said it was arson

*everyone looks at Jungkook*

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Namjoon: so how did Jimin take the news?

Yoongi: ugh he started talking about his feelings then he started bawling so I hung up on him

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Jungkook: I'm so excited about star whores

Namjoon: kook, it's star wars

jungkook: screw that

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Taehyung: I think I may have been-

Seokjin: a dumbass?

Taehyung: I was gonna say unreasonable

Seokjin: okay you've been an unreasonable dumbass

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Jungkook: I almost dropped my phone on the soft carpeted floor but thank God I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it in the wall instead

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Jungkook: Yoongi, if you were in a fairy-tale you'd be Snow-white

Jimin: what would I be?

Jungkook: one of the dwarves.

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Namjoon: there are 8 chairs and 13 children, what do you do?

Hoseok: have everyone stand

Jimin: bring 5 more chairs

Yoongi: kill 5 of them.

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Jimin: let me take you out

Yoongi: like with a sniper rifle?

Jimin: no, like a date

Yoongi: I'd much rather prefer the sniper rifle.

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Yoongi: wanna sext ;)

Jimin: if I had 8 limbs like an octopus I'll touch you with all of them.

Yoongi: okay try again

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Yoongi: [texting] hey, Hoseok changed all contacts in my phone, who's this?

Jimin: what does mine say?

Yoongi: dwarf.

Jimin: WTF I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Yoongi: oh hi jimin

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Hoseok: hey can I tell you a secret?

Yoongi: sure what is it?

Hoseok: so I like Jimin. like a lot.

Yoongi: Jimin..?

Hoseok: yeah the boy you sit next in class. Why do you talk to him so much anyway?

Yoongi: because he's MY boyfriend??