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Sidestep: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Argent: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Chen: Tackle him.

Ortega: Kick him in the shins.

Herald: YOU COULD JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN?

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Herald: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.

Argent: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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Puppet: Get in the car

Mortum: Where are we going?

Puppet: Either getting ice cream or committing a crime, I'll decide on the way

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Ortega: Wait a minute! Are we hugging? Have we done this before?

Sidestep: No. If you tell anyone, I'll disappear for another 7 years.

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Interviewer: Your resume says you’re creative. What kinds of things do you create?

Hollow Ground: Problems.

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Argent: You know what they say.

Argent: The quickest way to a man’s heart is-

Herald: Through his stomach?

Argent: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.

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Ortega: Hey, are you seeing anyone?

Sidestep: No, why?

Ortega: I don’t know, I just think a therapist would be good for you.

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Argent: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Steel: I think you mean cards.

Ortega: She did not.

Argent, pulling out various knives: I did not.

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Sidestep: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Ortega: You were STABBED?!

Sidestep: Lightly stabbed.

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Sidestep: I want someone to take me out.

Ortega: Like on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Sidestep: Surprise me.

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Sidestep: I’m Ortega’s emergency contact.

Police: So you’re here to pick them up?

Sidestep: I’m here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Chen: I accidentally broke Herald’s nose during training and tried to say ‘I’m so fucking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’ at the same time...

Chen: I ended up panicking and yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?”

Chen: He’s still crying in the break room.

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thanks @bunny-loverxiv for the idea !!

Chen: If you’re a Re-Gene, why aren’t you blue?

Ortega: Oh my god Chen you can’t just ask people why they’re not blue

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Chen: If you’re a Re-Gene, why aren’t you blue?

Ortega: Oh my god Chen you can’t just ask people why they’re not blue

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Chen: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Ortega: They’re for Spoon.

Chen: Why are you making pancakes for Spoon?

Ortega: He can’t do it himself

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Ortega: There is only one thing worse than getting killed.

Ortega: *rips off paper to reveal ‘Sidestep getting killed’* Boom.

Chen: Sidestep.

Ortega: N O