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holy shit, it's been a hot minute since i entered here

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ikaris: *gets hit by a car*

druig: HAHAHAHA

kingo: *Falls face-first into a rock*

druig: eh

makkari: *gets a paper cut*

druig: OMG, LOVE, ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED SOMETHING? I'LL GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!

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druig: shut up, ikaris, no one tell me what to do

makkari: *walks in* druig, can you go to the market, please?

druig: *running to get his keys* yes, whatever you want, baby

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druig: what? i'm definitely NOT in love with her

kingo: yeah, whatever you say, d

makkari: *walks into the room, pick her bag and walks out* hi, guys

druig: okay, maybe, just maybe, i'm in love with her

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kingo: *carrying multiples bags* hey, can you help me druig?

druig: i'm busy

phastos: *carrying others multiples bags* can you help me?

druig: can't right now

ikaris: *trying to carry more bags* help me here, druig?

druig: i would, but i don't want to

makkari: *carrying a single bag*

druig: *running to get the bag* here, let me help you, go rest, you have done so much, i bought you more books

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phastos: yeah, Friends is a really good serie

kingo: totally! you should watch it sometime, druig

druig: okay, i will

*later in the domo*

makkari: *peacefully reading her book in the living room*

druig: *walks in and sits down next to her, putting a arm around her shoulders*

makkari: *looks at him*

druig: so, how you doin'?

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tony: wait, so, you all, even the girl are one million years old?

sersi: yep

steve: and you fight... deviliantes

phastos: deviants and yep

bruce: and you know thanos brother

sprite: yep

strange: and you want to take peter to space because he's... cute?

thena: yep, he seems worthy

thor: but what about the rest of us? we are the earth mighests heroes!

druig: yep, but you are not cute

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What if the Eternals met the Avengers in the middle of a battle field?

steve: *putting his hand out for a handsake* hello, i'm steve rogers

druig: the fuck that gotta do with me?

ajak: *whispering* sorry about him, he's angsty

ajak: *shaking hands* i'm ajak and this is druig, these two are kingo and karun

kingo and karun: *filming a daily vlog* and that was how a battle usually goes

ajak: this is sprite

sprite: *trying to burn druig with sunglasses*

ajak: this is makkari

makkari: *approaching the group and signing* hey

druig: *smilling and sighs dreamily* she said hey, she's so cute

makkari: *blushing*

ajak: uh, yeah, this is phastos, sersi and ikaris

phastos, sersi and ikaris: *talking about how phastos needed to take a break*

ajak: and thena and gilgamesh

gilgamesh: you can't just kill anyone, thena

thena: no one can stop me

natasha: i like her

tony: what the fuck?

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druig: i hate when ikaris

ikaris:

ikaris: when i what?

druig: yes

makkari and kingo: same

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What if the Eternals were in Infinity War?

tony: *looking at the sky* uh, guys, i don't think that it is danvers

carol: it's not me, i'm still in the spaceship

t'challa: so, who is this?

*while with eternals*

ikaris: ha, destroyed bitch

druig and kingo: *singing* never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down!

thena: *killing some outriders without breaking a sweat* this is so easy

makkari: *punching thanos nonstopping* the hell is this bitch

phastos: *looking at Ebony Maw* and now that i'm thinking, you are a bITCH

sprite: *sees peter parker* the fuck a kid is doing here?

ajak and gilgamesh: *drinking and chatting while killing part of the army* and then he was like 'it's part of the evolution' and i was like 'the fuck not'

karun: *with a camera* we are getting good fighting scenes, sir!

sersi: *looking directly at the avengers* you don't wanna know

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sersi: *after seeing druig and makkari* druig and makkari, druig and makkari

kingo: oh my god

sersi: DRUIG AND MAKKARI

kingo: it's okay, calm down

sersi: NO, THEY'RE DOING IT

kingo: i know! i know!

sersi: WAIT, YOU KNOW?

kingo: yes, i know and phastos knows but ikaris doesn't know so you have to stop screaming

sersi: yeah, okay, uuuuh

ikaris: what's happening?

kingo and sersi: aAAAAAAAAAA

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sersi: *after seeing druig and makkari* druig and makkari, druig and makkari

kingo: oh my god

sersi: DRUIG AND MAKKARI

kingo: it's okay, calm down

sersi: NO, THEY'RE DOING IT

kingo: i know! i know!

sersi: WAIT, YOU KNOW?

kingo: yes, i know and phastos knows but ajak doesn't know so you have to stop screaming

sersi: yeah, okay, uuuuh

ajak: what's happening?

kingo and sersi: aAAAAAAAAAA

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druig: that's not true! i always say important things in our meetings

kingo: *imitanting druig* oh, makkari is so beautiful

phastos: *doing the same as kingo* makkari is sooooo smart

druig: that is important!

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makkari: *reading*

druig: *gets closer to makkari*

makkari: *looks at druig and signs* what?

druig: *signing* i love you