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So speaking about Dyvim Whitehart does anybody remember that one time in Khrysalis some dude in the desert likens us to Morganthe because we both knew Shadow Magic and Dyvim IMMEDIATELY loses his fuckin shit and butts in the conversation to defend us

That was such an emotional moment because think about it, literally almost EVERYONE ELSE has given us shit for learning and using Shadow. THE BITCH THAT TAUGHT US ORIGINALLY WAS LIKE "be careful you don't end up like Morganthe" YEAH NO SHIT BERNICE or whatever your name is. MERLE AMBROSE HIM FUCKEN SELF had the SHEER AUDACITY TO MAKE SOME PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, "we'll be keeping an eye on you, be sure that you don't turn to darkness like Morganthe did" like he isn't like 80% of the reason why Morganthe was the way that she was and that it's HIS fault that WE were even there in Khrysalis to learn shadow magic IN THE FIRST PLACE

But then there's Dyvim, who's like, actually seen war. He's fought and killed and has been injured, his family and friends have fought and killed and have BEEN killed, for DECADES. Like literally several generations of Dyvim and his entire people being enslaved and executed and terrorized all at the hands of Morganthe herself, but Dyvim still recognizes our true character and DOESNT FOR A MOMENT DOUBT US EVER!!!!! Even when it's established that we're following in the footsteps of Morganthe in order to defeat her, Dyvim offers his 1000% support and never once suspects us of turning evil because he just really had that much of a strong bond of trust and love with us that he KNEW no bad shit would go down

Like even when we arrived at That Place where Morganthe learned all her dark secrets Dyvim only said "You got this bro :) I believe in you, I'll see you when you get back" and he was like the only character to still show his love and support throughout the suspense!!!!! Him and us against the entire world, and it means so much that Dyvim could maintain that attitude of trust and closeness despite all that he's lost and suffered at the hands of someone with Shadow Magic. Dyvim Whitehart is a metal bitch and I will love him for-fuckin-ever, thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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testing out some new markers so mediocre drawing of evil slaygirl upon ye

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death wizards in chat, you will consider curses by the crane wives for your ocs

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my dyvim plushie got delivered but since im in a dorm it has to get processed by housing and its been THREE DAYS!!!!! its a PLUSHIE!!!!!

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Wizard101 Pov: you're scrolling on spiralblr some point around arc 2

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I'm never going on a field trip again THEY PUT ME IN A FUCKIBG ZOO

🌈 gayrizzleheim Follow

A field trip to a zoo doesn't seem too bad??

👀 lail-brighteyes Follow

No you misheard me. I'm not at the zoo, I'm in the zoo. As in, I'm in one of the cages and people are taking pictures of me.

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🏡 chillin-like-a-titon Follow

Can there stop being attacks on the spiral for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES????

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🪦 is-malistaire-dead-yet Follow

YES.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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🌋 spawnofhellhound Follow

Idk if I'm just dumb but I truly don't understand colonization in the spiral. Like you travel through time and space and through the stars and find an entirely different world doing just fine and you say, "that's mine now" ???????

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spiralblr simplifying and overexageratting other worlds' problems. why am I not surprised.

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NOT WHAT WE'RE CALLED

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stopped by the back of ravenwood for the first time in a while and malorn ashthorn was there still lmao I guess it makes sense for the younger students to be taught there so they don't have to go all the way to nightside but what a flashback

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If you think I'm mentally prepared to take on the real world after Ravenswood you got another thing coming. I'm guarding that pit til I die.

⚰️ wolf-deathsinger Follow

ok first of all didnt know you have spiralblr hi second of all does....does ambrose know you're still squatting there teaching the younger students?

☠️ malice-and-ash Follow

Titan knows. I don't think that man leaves his office. I get a sack of gold each month but I think gamma is in charge of finance.

🧙‍♂️ wizardstrong456 Follow

The owl? That's why my student loans got fucked up 🤦‍♂️

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ew, what is a specieist doing here

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I am sick and tired of all you pretend activists calling me marleyboner. It's literally a slur. Idc if you think it's funny to shit on worlds you deem ~problematic~ but disrespecting an entire world's name like that is unacceptable.

🪩 spiral-gayte Follow

this you?

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i love posts where you can see exactly why the op is deactivated

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listen i have nothing against wizards visiting celestia but if you do can you please use a mount that makes sense for the area. yall have no idea how terrifying it is when you leave your house with your crab friends and a fucking horse starts swimming toward you.

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about to go fight this wizard in the spiral cup ill post the video later

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i got my ass beat bruh im not posting that shit

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Why we should have expected the y**ng w*z*rd destroying Azteca (part 1)

yw crit under the cut

i have to put something here but i do not have the energy to write an entire essay from ladyorielfan23's perspective so imagine a super angry rant here about how problematic the young wizard is omg why would you say that ladyorielfan23 also my apologies for fucking up the lore in the last dashboard simulator i have no idea what this game's plot is

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sure fuck it i've broken the dam. i've already put my duncan/eurydice stuff on ao3 anyways and now i've posted the batfic so what else could i possibly have to lose (nothing the answer is nothing i am shameless and free)

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a penny for your thoughts?

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pspspspsps wizbat enthusiasts i have a story for you <3

(this is your warning: it's smut, i haven't written smut in almost a decade, but here we are)

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butch zaltanna my beloved...... lesbian bug wife......... guhhhh.........

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Wizard 101 Dashboard Simulator (set in arc 1)

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⛈️ fuckfizzles Follow

Hot take but I shouldn't see any life wizards hogging all the health wisps after almost dying in a dungeon for the 50th time. Don't yall have your decks full of nothing but healing spells already 🙄

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why is it always the fizzle-addicts being lifephobic

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Why's it always wizards from the weakest schools crying about schoolphobia

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mad because you fizzled again arent you

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what's this opaque wizard doing running around dragonspyre lmao

🧭 spiralexplorer38 Follow

OP are you......are you not opaque?

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

um.....no??? i'm translucent like everyone else

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Is someone gonna tell them

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TELL ME WHAT

🐮 mooooooooooshu Follow

How familiar are you with the name Malistaire?

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i think he was a year or two above me in the academy??? what does he have to do with anything????

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im just gonna leave this link for you op: https://spiralpedia.com/malistaire/dragonspyre

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I'M DEAD???????

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HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW

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how is a ghost using spiralblr

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i'm translucent, not incorporeal idiot. and sorry it was kinda hard to tell when EVERYONE in my world ghosted at the same time.

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I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST

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Oh my titan I only ever saw this post in wandcaps

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need an update from op on how theyre handling being dead

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i still don't get why some ghosts get to be mysteriously hooded by a shroud and im just translucent me.

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🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Honestly DNI if you support the Young Wizard. Since when is murdering banshees okay just because they're hanging out outside?

🌿 bearingclaws Follow

Imagine being so privileged you don't have to worry about being literally killed every time you leave your home because of Malistaire

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

I'm literally from colossus boulevard. And you know what? We made peace with the gobblers instead of just killing them for wanting a place to stay

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Ohhhhh my titans. You know WHO made peace with the gobblers FOR you? The young wizard. Anti yws don't even know how much they've done for them.

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Even if that were true, you telling me to shut up and be grateful a crazed child solider is slaughtering hundreds of people when I never asked them to do that is not helping your case lmao

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It's always wizards from peaceful zones critiquing the young wizard and forgetting that we're literally IN A WAR. I don't even think the young wizard has a choice in it because they are literally a minor. Complain to ambrose about it but don't hate on people who are finally getting to experience some peace after malistaire completely fucked their lives over.

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Whatever keep relying on a child solider to fix all your problems but don't be surprised if they get addicted to all that killing and become the next malistaire

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You CANNOT seriously be comparing the young wizard to malistaire i

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being a goth but not a necromancer is so funny. sorry for the confusion I can't actually raise ghouls from the dead I just know that black eyeliner is hot.

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at this point whoevers going to save the spiral is gonna come from some dumb world named dirt or some shit

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The original date of this post is crazy

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I forgot about this post holy shit?!

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I know that ambrose isn't a deathphobe but it's very funny how from an outsider's perspective it definitely looks that way. Like welcome to my academy here's all these beautiful buildings and trees for the other schools meanwhile the death school is just like. Hole.

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op casually forgetting the balance school exists

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I don't think ambrose even knows the balance school exists

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Introducing Krokpenceee Heals

So I noticed how unhappiness can really plague us. Sometimes the spiral throws so many hit spells at us. It prevents us from being happy and free-spirited. I really want to reach out and help people break free of certain negative patterns in their lives, so I’ve created Krokpenceee Heals. I am an extremely intuitive and empathetic individual. I will never judge or disclose any of your problems to anyone. I will help you transcend confusion, and self-limiting beliefs so that you can be the best version of yourself. 

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aren't you the krok whose family owns a mander slave

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malistaire's not gonna know what's coming when i hit him with my massive dong

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why is this the only post on the young wizard's tumblr

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Probably too busy doing the gangnum style over the corpses they create

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Thinking about the council of light in Khrysalis and how they are basically useless. the story is basically the same if they weren't popping up. They just boss you around while the actual people helping you in Khrysalis are the people of the world.

So when the emperor tells you to leave dyvim behind in the khonda desert I think the YW deserves to tell them to shut up and that they havent done anything while the wizard has been in the trenches working with the people and if there is anyone who's word they deserve to listen to its the people of Khrysalis, not a bunch of people sitting on the sidelines

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praying no one else has done this yet

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necromancer love language is physical touch but in the sense that they would probably crawl inside your skin if they could. is that too much

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NEW WIZARD ALERT ‼️

Arlen Weaver my belovely psychopath with a penchant for lovingly crushing pyromancers

Sketch addition:

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my friend now expresses to me that he genuinely cannot stand jackall for his “cartoonish over-the-top homosexuality… i genuinely when i first saw him it took everything i had not to call him the f slur like he’s TOO gay this is clearly like some sort of caricature from kingsisle im sure” and i had to explain to him that it isnt jackall is literally just like that

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Sitting here mourning old Malorn... I miss the old graphic and his old voice... Our poor boy will never return from the war 😔

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hey. go on about butch Dyvim I am listening

HIIII LAWL. ok so .

i really just like the idea of butch dyvim because it makes him more awesome to me plus the Why Not......... but ALSOOO

i noticed that mouse knights are usually male and that female mice have the like. praying hands model or whatever it is... but in other species like the sugargliders the difference between their models is not that apparent... so like why not have some female mouse knights with swords and antler helmets.. where are the butch warrior mice..... so obviously im taking the most prevalent one and making him butch