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butch zaltanna my beloved...... lesbian bug wife......... guhhhh.........

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Wizard 101 Dashboard Simulator (set in arc 1)

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⛈️ fuckfizzles Follow

Hot take but I shouldn't see any life wizards hogging all the health wisps after almost dying in a dungeon for the 50th time. Don't yall have your decks full of nothing but healing spells already 🙄

⚖️ bladesprinter Follow

why is it always the fizzle-addicts being lifephobic

⛈️ fuckfizzles Follow

Why's it always wizards from the weakest schools crying about schoolphobia

⚖️ bladesprinter Follow

mad because you fizzled again arent you

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🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

what's this opaque wizard doing running around dragonspyre lmao

🧭 spiralexplorer38 Follow

OP are you......are you not opaque?

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

um.....no??? i'm translucent like everyone else

🎇 lenora-bitchcrow Follow

Is someone gonna tell them

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

TELL ME WHAT

🐮 mooooooooooshu Follow

How familiar are you with the name Malistaire?

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

i think he was a year or two above me in the academy??? what does he have to do with anything????

🐈 marleyboner Follow

im just gonna leave this link for you op: https://spiralpedia.com/malistaire/dragonspyre

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

I'M DEAD???????

⛲️ wysting-away Follow

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW

🔫 undeadstalker Follow

how is a ghost using spiralblr

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

i'm translucent, not incorporeal idiot. and sorry it was kinda hard to tell when EVERYONE in my world ghosted at the same time.

✨️ chad-dickbringer Follow

I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST

⏳️ spiralingdownwardsfast Follow

Oh my titan I only ever saw this post in wandcaps

⛰️ goatedonmooshu Follow

need an update from op on how theyre handling being dead

🐉 dragon-theseballs Follow

i still don't get why some ghosts get to be mysteriously hooded by a shroud and im just translucent me.

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🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Honestly DNI if you support the Young Wizard. Since when is murdering banshees okay just because they're hanging out outside?

🌿 bearingclaws Follow

Imagine being so privileged you don't have to worry about being literally killed every time you leave your home because of Malistaire

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

I'm literally from colossus boulevard. And you know what? We made peace with the gobblers instead of just killing them for wanting a place to stay

🧨 themiddleagedwizard Follow

Ohhhhh my titans. You know WHO made peace with the gobblers FOR you? The young wizard. Anti yws don't even know how much they've done for them.

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Even if that were true, you telling me to shut up and be grateful a crazed child solider is slaughtering hundreds of people when I never asked them to do that is not helping your case lmao

🌿 bearingclaws Follow

It's always wizards from peaceful zones critiquing the young wizard and forgetting that we're literally IN A WAR. I don't even think the young wizard has a choice in it because they are literally a minor. Complain to ambrose about it but don't hate on people who are finally getting to experience some peace after malistaire completely fucked their lives over.

🦋 ladyorielfan23 Follow

Whatever keep relying on a child solider to fix all your problems but don't be surprised if they get addicted to all that killing and become the next malistaire

🧨 themiddleagedwizard Follow

You CANNOT seriously be comparing the young wizard to malistaire i

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❄️ iceytears Follow

being a goth but not a necromancer is so funny. sorry for the confusion I can't actually raise ghouls from the dead I just know that black eyeliner is hot.

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🐴 diegosdick-andballs Follow

at this point whoevers going to save the spiral is gonna come from some dumb world named dirt or some shit

🦄 uniquelymyway Follow

The original date of this post is crazy

🐴 diegosdick-andballs Follow

I forgot about this post holy shit?!

🍖 gobblinthatass Follow

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🛡 meetmeatthearena Follow

I know that ambrose isn't a deathphobe but it's very funny how from an outsider's perspective it definitely looks that way. Like welcome to my academy here's all these beautiful buildings and trees for the other schools meanwhile the death school is just like. Hole.

🎩 strongermarleyboner Follow

op casually forgetting the balance school exists

🛡 meetmeatthearena Follow

I don't think ambrose even knows the balance school exists

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👻krokpenceee Follow

Introducing Krokpenceee Heals

So I noticed how unhappiness can really plague us. Sometimes the spiral throws so many hit spells at us. It prevents us from being happy and free-spirited. I really want to reach out and help people break free of certain negative patterns in their lives, so I’ve created Krokpenceee Heals. I am an extremely intuitive and empathetic individual. I will never judge or disclose any of your problems to anyone. I will help you transcend confusion, and self-limiting beliefs so that you can be the best version of yourself. 

🔥 dragula-fireblade Follow

aren't you the krok whose family owns a mander slave

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🍑 youngwizard-official Follow

malistaire's not gonna know what's coming when i hit him with my massive dong

🎃 darkcavelurker Follow

why is this the only post on the young wizard's tumblr

🧵 stitchbitchly Follow

Probably too busy doing the gangnum style over the corpses they create

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Thinking about the council of light in Khrysalis and how they are basically useless. the story is basically the same if they weren't popping up. They just boss you around while the actual people helping you in Khrysalis are the people of the world.

So when the emperor tells you to leave dyvim behind in the khonda desert I think the YW deserves to tell them to shut up and that they havent done anything while the wizard has been in the trenches working with the people and if there is anyone who's word they deserve to listen to its the people of Khrysalis, not a bunch of people sitting on the sidelines

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praying no one else has done this yet

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necromancer love language is physical touch but in the sense that they would probably crawl inside your skin if they could. is that too much

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NEW WIZARD ALERT ‼️

Arlen Weaver my belovely psychopath with a penchant for lovingly crushing pyromancers

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my friend now expresses to me that he genuinely cannot stand jackall for his “cartoonish over-the-top homosexuality… i genuinely when i first saw him it took everything i had not to call him the f slur like he’s TOO gay this is clearly like some sort of caricature from kingsisle im sure” and i had to explain to him that it isnt jackall is literally just like that

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Sitting here mourning old Malorn... I miss the old graphic and his old voice... Our poor boy will never return from the war 😔

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hey. go on about butch Dyvim I am listening

HIIII LAWL. ok so .

i really just like the idea of butch dyvim because it makes him more awesome to me plus the Why Not......... but ALSOOO

i noticed that mouse knights are usually male and that female mice have the like. praying hands model or whatever it is... but in other species like the sugargliders the difference between their models is not that apparent... so like why not have some female mouse knights with swords and antler helmets.. where are the butch warrior mice..... so obviously im taking the most prevalent one and making him butch

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torturing my homunculus with potions right now

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Give Ratbeard his keys immediately.

Tip jar (Ko-fi)

TEXT: Me flying my frigate (Toyota Corolla) through the skyway (down the interstate) after 1 barrel of Yum (6 beers) toward the Armada galleon (police SUV)

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hey wizard101 fandom as far as queer men go i think dyvim whitehart and bat are THE gay men ship ever and would have the steamiest chemistry and would be a really great match and would flirt a lot and they should kiss onscreen

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God hes so shape

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Enemy casting three tower shields on themseves… this is the greed they talk about in the Bible

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Every male fictional character I like is actually a butch lesbian btw. Cuz I said so

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recently beat emp p1 and had to draw my aus version of him

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rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself