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Ryuji: I bet she's thinking about other guys.

Taiga internally: If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

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Ami: Yeah, we're arch-enemies, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Minori, blushing: What?

Ami, blushing: What?

Haruta, eating chips in the background: She said she would fuck you if you asked.

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Ryuji: Tiga, be rational.

Taiga: Oh, Ryuji, that doesn't sound like me at all.

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Ami: Flirting is my heritage.

Ryuji: What does that mean?

Taiga: Her mother was a slut too.

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Taiga: Why do people believe I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

Ryuji: Experience.

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Minori: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Ami: You're a hazard to society.

Taiga: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Ami: Do you trust me?

Ryuji: Not in the slightest.

Ami: Smart move.

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Ami to Minori: "Liking sleeping with you" and "not wanting you to die" is not the same as "having feelings." Which I don't have. For you.

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Ami: What was your first impression of me?

Taiga: I thought you were a slut who wore too much makeup. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.

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Ami: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.

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Ami: You're a smart ass, you know that?

Kitamora: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although, it has nothing to do with my ass.

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Taiga: Do you ever hear someone breath and think shut the fuck up?

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Taiga: I'm willing to do a lot of things!

Taiga: But admitting that I'm cold after Ryuji told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

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Taiga: And for my next trick I'll get jealous, anxious and sad in under a minute

Minori- *oohs and ahhs*

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Ami: I treat my body like a temple.

Taiga: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

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Taiga: Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude. Also no.

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Taiga: *choking back tears* Wanna fight?