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"BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!"
-Beauty
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Now that Splatoon 3 has destroyed gender and opened up all styles to inklings and octolings, we now have the option for kilts in-game.
We are now in the good timeline.
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Imposter Pancake: Splat her Waffle! She’s the faker!
Pancake: ha Ha! You fool!
Waffle [pointing the blaster]: The real Pancake would never pass up an opportunity to die!
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Beauty: Bitches b like “I'm baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I’m bitches.
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Characters I use in this blog (because that last post image is a bit wack now).
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. These characters along with the comic belong to the artist Zoza Zero. This link below will take you to Zoza's DeviantArt account and the comic. Stay Fresh
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Bagel: It's okay to ask for help! Glamorously: You're not a burden. Double-Two: Murder is okay. Double: Your feelings matter!
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Crazy: I saw my brother just cry and weep for a solid 5 minutes. Then an alarm on his phone went off, and he just stopped immediately and carried on like nothing happened. Sane: It's called time management. Get with the program.
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[Gang is discussing what would you bring if you were stranded on an island]
Donut, Crazy, and Sane: [all shouting at each other] Pudding [off to the side, looking at the camera]: They're arguing over the logistics of using a shovel as a cooking utensil.
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Pudding: So we’re having a baby.
Chance: ⭐️o⭐️
Donut [slams down adoption papers]: It’s you. Sign here.
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Genteel [says aloud to himself]: Y’know I am a sweet, treat.
[takes a smoke]
Genteel: I am a delight to be around.
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Genteel: I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Pancake: Oh, I’m always running.
Pancake: The question is from what
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Destiny [stubs toe]: FUCK!
Chance: Ey! Language!
Destiny: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Chance:
Destiny: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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[Donut is helping out Pudding after they got injured while others are watching]
Sane: How does Pudding look?
Crazy: A little better than you, actually.
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Donut: You are now one day from eating your next plate of nachos.
Pudding: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Sane: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Crazy: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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I am a degenerate among this Earth.
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Pancake [standing and recording at a distance]: I have just invented a knife-wielding tentacle.
[Knife-Wielding Tentacle writhes uncontrollably]
Pancake: If anyone wants to turn it off, that will be fine by me.
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