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This made my fucking YEAR.

Hey m*a*s*h tumblr! I made a uquiz called “Which Random Prop from M*A*S*H Are You?” 

Basically its just my favorite things from the show turned into a quiz :)

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A fan theory. Spoilers for Infinity War. You have been warned.

The first thing I thought of (apart from the anguished internal screaming) at the end of Infinity War was that, possibly, Red Dwarf could take place in the same universe.

Hear me out.

All we see are piles of dust as Lister walks through the ship

We only have Holly's word for it that the sudden and cataclysmic death of everyone is due to nuclear fallout.

I know Cat has evolved, but the 4 million year timeline never worked for me. That's a lot of evolving even with nuclear mutations.

So I'm choosing to believe that Thanos done caused it.

And in some reality Ace Rimmer is an Avenger.

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All. Of. This

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

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I have no idea wtf this is.

But I wholeheartedly agree.

Dean: hey sweet heart let’s play rock, paper, scissors.

Any wife: u mm… OK

Both: rock, paper, scissors

Dean:divorce

Any wife:…

Dean: I’m leaving you for jerry

Jerry in the corner of the room: oh sht!

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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TFW you just finished reading 'Dean & Me: a Love Story'

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I'm Hawkeye in that I want to be likeable and noble but sometimes I let my bitterness win - then I become a shallow, sarcastic douchenozzle. I use humour as a shield and a weapon and I can go from friendly to eyes-blazing anger in a shockingly short period of time, esp. when people I love are threatened. Also, I love my dressing gown, I'm messy and I don't mind a drink. ;)

Alright troops! Mini project!

If you have a moment, reblog this and share with us what character you most relate to and why!!!

I think this could be fun! 😉

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My Changing Relationship with Online Shopping

2013: It's only 10 days to wait for the cheapest shipping option... awesome. Now: *Inspects shipping times* 4 DAYS?! I COULD BE DEAD BY THEN!

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I assume most of the contest is redefining the definitions of things... so that, when they inevitably don't measure up, they have language to make themselves feel bigger... Cos really, how long would it take to measure microcock?

putin, assad, kim jong-un and trump is like one big terrifying dick measuring contest

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But... but... he was in a WW2 mini series... so... like, that's several hours. He's not a main character, but he's defs there. IN UNIFORM.

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The sequence of events when you're reading Rycol fics online (cos ur trash) and you discover one with tags like 'necrophilia' and you don't know what to do... ...so you download it to read later anyway...

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Every. Damn. Time.

When someone asks me to wait.

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"Mel rewatches MASH". The story of my life

mel rewatches mash 

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When your friends be giving you too much information.

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Waiting for the garlic bread to cook. A photo study.

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I feel like the only person who ships Taron Egerton and Hugh Jackman harder than me is Taron Egerton.

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Happy Birthday to my favourite Smee Heee!  Chris Barrie is a total... total... There isn’t a word for what he is, but he is a TOTAL one. And he’s glorious!

Here’s to many more.