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Is this blog still active?

Very much no

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Also how exactly am I getting more followers by not posting shit? I gained over 300 followers because I was inactive?? What is this sorcery

Man imagine being active

Couldn't be me 😔

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Man imagine being active

Couldn't be me 😔

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I love how marvel set the timeline into the future making it technically 2023. Before movies that came out in for example 2018 were cannonically in 2017. The years were close to each other. And i didn't really know how marvel were gonna make jokes relatable by setting it so far into the future but covid came and is delaying everything so you know it might have not been bad to jump 5 years forward 👀

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2020 took the funny out of me cant think of shit to post

This account will be roblox play through tutorials from now on thanks for understanding 😔

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I know I haven't been active recently since my passion for marvel has kind of died over the year. But I just wanted to come back and say that Chadwick Boseman was a real inspiration to a lot of people. His role as the black panther was what caught my eye yes. But he was an amazing actor outside of the mcu aswell. I find it amazing how much he gave to the world with the amount of struggles he faced. Truly a legend. Rest in piece.

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*Peter with a knife coming closer and closer to Mysterio*

Mysterio: What are you doing

Peter: Uhh gotta check If you are a cake or not?

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*at the cinema*

Employee: how do you want your popcorn. Sweet or salty?

Steve looking at Bucky: I want it like him

Bucky: awww

Sam in the background: They don't sell ugly popcorn

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Bucky: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone should stop using 'tired' and start using 'sleepy'

Sam: I am sleepy of your shit

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Tony in the laundromat: Who do I need to pay here to get a good, strong glass of bleach?

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I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY OLD POSTS IN A WHILE AND I JUST FOUND OUT? THAT THIS. FUCKING BLEW UP???? EXCUSE ME WHA T ?

Peter on 14 energy drinks: ᶜᵒᶜᵒⁿᵘᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˡᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵘʳ. ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡˢ?

Tony: kid what the fuCK.

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Bucky: Sorry I'm late I was doing... things

Natasha: Let me guess. Was Steve the things

Sam entering the room: he pUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS-

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Haven't really posted because Marvel is depressing me due to the lack of new content

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Rant about Marvel New Warriors

(spoiler they are shit - Ps. I know I'm late to this)

This is about to be long-

Since evryone is roasting the shit out of Marvel's New Warriors. (I'm late I know shut up) why not hop on the train of anger and give out my opinion.

First on the list is Screentime.

Now I dont really have a problem with the design. It think that the green goes well with his backstory being all sciency and shit (which is the problem but I'll get onto that later) If we ignore the fact that they ripped off the ben10 colour palette I kinda like how he looks.

But oh boy the backstory.

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."

Okay first of all. "Internet gas"? Wtf is that supposed to be. Also meme-obsessed just makes me think he would be a redditor making him very fucking annoying.

Now his powers I think are shit. He's always connected to the internet? Couldn't the others just get out their phones and do exactly the same. (Maybe like 10 seconds slower since it takes time to open your phone)

I think it would be cool to see him do more than look up "how to beat up bad guys" on wikihow. Maybe make him control other computers or phones. And he could possibly teleport using electronics.

Alright that's screentime on to the next mistake.

Second is Trailblazer

Her design is... Uhh. Acceptable. In my opinion the costumes are a bit too colourful. It reminds me of those girls who put on different socks and walk around saying how qUiRKy they are.

Now uh backstory/description (idk why i have been calling it backstory all this time tbh) it's definitely better than Screentime. But still. Bad.

"A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing. Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”"

So uh. Dora?

I like how they made it sound more interesting saying that she never knows what she'll get. But the thing I want to know is what if someone gets her backpack. It's not hard to take a backpack from someone tbh. Is it glued to her back? Or can she like leave it in school and forget about it? "A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing." This makes me think that she didn't chose to have her powers. Which i can understand. But it's a fucking backpack.

If it's not connected to her and someone takes it SHE WILL BE FUCKING POWERLESS?!

Alright. That's that. On to the next one.

B-negative. Uh-

Alright the name is clever I'll give them that.

But the design. Ughhh. Again. The oversaturated colours they used. I personally dont like the use of bright pink. They could have used dark red instead. Red symbolizes blood, death, anger and the pink doesn't make me think about that sort of stuff. It clashes with his dark edgy design and face. Other than the fact he looks straight out of a Twilight edgy fanfic.

"A teen “living vampire” exposed to Michael Morbius’s blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He’s also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”"

I don't really have anything to say to this. It's just once again marvel trying to relate to the youth. Tbh his description. As crazy as it sounds. Is the one I have the least problems with.

Alright now to the one people hated the most.

This thing-

A lot. And i mean. A LOT of people have criticised and even took the time to redesign the characters. And yea. They are shit. I'm not going to take the time to redesign them myself because I don't have that kind of time at the moment. (Maybe I'll make another post where I remake them myself. But idk)

Now my biggest problem with the design is the fact they are twins. TWINS WHO ARE FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX SHOULDN'T BE IDENTICAL TWINS. That is literally impossible. Also they kinda remind me of the characters from that online game everyone was obsessed with called 'Fireboy and Watergirl'. Don't know if anyone remembers that.

Their costumes are hideous. Again the vibrant colours are giving me a goddamn seizure. The whole idea of those characters is for Snowflake to be the more self assured and most likely to beat you up for being a bit racist to Twitter. And for Safespace to be this big soft dude who looks though but is actually an angel when you get to know him.

But looking at them I do don't get those vibes. I think they should have made Snowflake look more sassy and wear like a coat to be more mysterious and shit. And for Safespace to have more fur and armour (he can create shields for other but not for himself so he should have atleast some other type of protection) I think having like fur on his jacket would give off a more 'soft uwu boi' vibe.

I'm not going to shit on their description because to be honest. Everyone already has. And this has become way too long for a normal post. I hope ya'll enjoyed it. If you took the time to read me ranting about some weird fictional characters I really appreciate that.

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Sounds like a plan 😌🔪

Marvel really out here be releasing the Black widow movie in November tho-

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I suggest we overthrow the government. Remove quarantine. And make marvel release Black Widow right now.

Marvel really out here be releasing the Black widow movie in November tho-

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Oh my god this is amazing.

Mj: I need advice

Peter: *eating raw cookie dough surrounded by puppies* You have come to the right person