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Rodger: Personally i wouldn’t let a rock kill me. it just wouldn’t happen
Piggy:…
Rodger: I’m built different
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf rodger#lotf piggy#extremely rare post from me#also i’ve had this blog for around 5 years which is crazy
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controversial opinion alert (? i’d hope not but you never know), if you are over the age of 15 and you are looking at the LOTF actors and calling them attractive/hot THEN THATS A LITTLE WEIRD BESTIE I NEED YOU TO STOP. THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE AND THATS SCARY 🤭🤭🤭
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Rodger: I personally think this “trip” would be more fun if we bit people
Simon: Why??????
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf simon#lotf roger#it’s 4:23 and like 3 years since i’ve read this book woohoo
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Simon :’)
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piggy is the worst character in lord of the flies and the source of the whole books problem.
@conchstellations agrees with me
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Maurice: Please stop calling my mom a milf she sees your texts and thinks it’s weird
Jack: your mom has seen the milf saga
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf shitpost#lotf maurice#jack lotf#Based on true events 😢#My friends have called my mom a milf and i am in pain
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Jack: Piggy you have five seconds before I beat the shit out of you
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf shitpost#jack lotf#this was in my drafts#WHY DID I WORD IT LIKE THIS#jack would say this BUT STILL#THIS IS LIKE A YEAR OLD
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Maurice: advice for everyone here, don’t eat an entire bowl of crab dip by yourself
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf shitpost#lotf maurice#crab dip is amazing#on sunday i ate an entire bowl of crab dip and got laughed at by my cousins#it was worth it
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lord of the flies my one and only <3
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jack: i wanna apologize for what i did. it was very wrong and i am very sorry and i would just like to move on and lead a normal life you know get a job and a wife and change my ways. and i hope this apology impresses you because my mother made me do it and i don’t really mean it
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Rodger: God may forgive you but i won’t
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf shitpost#lotf roger#ever so often i remember that they go to a religious school and i can use my short time being catholic for good
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Jack: it’s so sad that simon died of ligma
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Rodger: might beat up a second grader
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Ralph talking about jack: he has a punchable face i wanna break his jaw
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Rodger: Top ten reasons why sailor moon can beat gokus ass NUMBER 1
#incorrect lotf quotes#lotf shitpost#lotf roger#sailor moon could use her bare hand and destroy goku in an instant that man is dust#sailor moon dog walks goku
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Maurice: today i’m pouring one out for my dear friend candice
Jack: who the fuck is candice
Maurice: Can Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
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i have no ideas for content so you have to look at the cat i’m cat sitting

#non lotf#her name is mia and we have become best friends in the span of 2 days#we have a lot of trust between us
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