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Original post: https://x.com/alexrochonva/status/1859323581722673533?s=61

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We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty We're sober men and true, and attentive to our duty

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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This you?

YUP

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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transformers is funny because it seems to be a simple niche interest but in reality its like if your hot wheels came with greek mythology

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please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

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proof that if you tell a lie really really hard with all your heart, ten years later it might be referenced in a major feature film

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Episode 10 Opener prediction

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"The Quintessen War During Nova Primes time as Major was..Brutal.

To say it left an impression on his mentality when he became Prime and subsequently Ruler of Cybertron before disappearing... would be an understatement."

"He had somehow convinced the Counsel to Let him employ the Guardians of Cybertron for the Seige. And to everyones shock, they approved. They were only meant for defense. Not Raids.

The Guardians made quick work of the Quintessen soldiers once they broke the Fortress Walls."

"The original plan was to capture and interrogate one of the Judges, Deseeus.

But Nova had other plans, and Snuffed out the Judge on the spot.

They came home with everyone except their Munitions expert.

Some say he shot him because he tried to interfere.

Nova Major was Mad"

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Like. Every time I write my Xeons, they speak English bc why wouldn't they. But then the intrusive thoughts kicked in while I was trying to sleep

"What if they ever meet Humans, surely they wouldn't speak the same language"

"Take Spanish a tad of Latin and throw some wrenches in it, oh also made up words, but with the structure of English"

Help.

Writers who have written Alien species

Have yall ever accidentally made a very basic Conlang?

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Writers who have written Alien species

Have yall ever accidentally made a very basic Conlang?

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Huh.

Been a while since I've posted

Time to not post again for another 3 months

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I want a Green Ranger in some power rangers show to be just some random Irish Farmer from Donegal

It would be great.

The team goes to introduce themselves, you have an American, a Kiwi, a Scott, An Aussi, and *Unitelligible Donegal Farmer speak*

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My body at a random point in the day: you know what would be funny?

Me: W- What?

Body: *initiates Fire Guts*

Me: GODDAMNIT

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A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”