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Frieza: Daddy, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Cooler, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Frieza: My life is a mess.

Cooler: Frieza relax, go get a beer.

Frieza: I don’t want a beer.

Cooler: Who said it was for you?

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THAT’S GREAT LMFAO

Chilled: Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

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Chilled: Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

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Frieza: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Cooler: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Frieza: Can you tuck me in, please?

King Cold: Now, Frieza. Is that any way to talk to your father?

Frieza: Oh, sorry.

Frieza: Waah!! Tuck me in, tuck me in, or I'll destroy this whole planet!

King Cold: Aaaw! Is it any wonder my heart melts?

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Jeice: Alright Burter, Recoome. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?

Burter: We try to fix it before the Captain gets home.

Jeice: If it doesn't work?

Recoome: We blame Guldo.

Guldo: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Recoome: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Jeice: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Recoome, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so Recoome is calling it an award!

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[Talking on the phone]

Cooler: Remember how I said that Frieza and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

King Cold: Yes?

Cooler: Well, we’re in jail.

King Cold: *hangs up*

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Dodoria: Zarbon, I screwed up, big time.

Zarbon: Dodoria, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Would y’all be mad if I rebranded into a mainly Frieza Force incorrect quotes blog?

I’d still do other characters, they’d just be less frequent.

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Frieza: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Goku: Attention everyone. SEX!! Now that I have your attention.

Vegeta: You don’t have our attention.

Goku: MONEY!!

Android 18: I’m listening. 

Roshi: You had me at "sex".

Goku: Pervert.

Piccolo: You have our attention just by screaming anything.

Goku: That’s good to know.

Goku: *starts screaming*

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Ginyu: You three, explain right now!

Jeice: It was Guldo.

Burter: It was Guldo.

Recoome: It was Guldo.

Guldo: …fuck.

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Cooler: You’re alive.

Frieza: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Goku, meeting the Pride Troopers for the first time: Ginyu did it.

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This blog is basically just "DBZ Abridged: Deleted Scenes", and it is glorious.