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Dream: *sighs*

Sapnap: You bored?

Dream: Yeah. 

Sapnap: Want to start drama in the SMP server for no reason?

Dream: Thought you’d never ask!

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Dream: You are a goldfish.

George: Explain.

Dream: A snack that smiles back! :)

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Dream: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. We start with 269 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you with that?

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Bad: How do you feel about kids?

Dream: I mean they’re ok? if I see one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Bad: Why would you throw a rock at a child??

Dream: I just said I wouldn’t?

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Sapnap: So you guys are platonic?

Dream: Yep!

George: Sometimes we platonically make out.

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Dream, in creative mode: “You deserve a prize! Here, have a head that’s always screaming.”

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Sapnap: Can you be quiet?! I’m trying to think. 

George: Don’t worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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George: Well, what should we do while we wait for everyone to get here?

Dream:

Dream: Kiss...

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Dream: I feel like I want to murder someone. 

Dream: And also I want a burrito.

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Dream:  I have a plan that has no right to work, but let’s try it anyway!

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Sapnap:  We’ve made a map of all the possible hiding places that Dream could be.

Bad:

Bad:  This is a treasure map.

Sapnap:  Yeah, we have no idea where he is.

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Dream: I didn’t want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money. 

Sapnap: You’d make a decent prostitute. 

Dream: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.

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Sapnap: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. 

George: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Sapnap: Before I do anything, I ask myself, “Would Dream do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

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Bad: You called those two and not me?!

Dream: Well, when you have a crazy plan, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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George: You’re insane!

Dream: Sure am! What’s your point?

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Dream, in creative mode: “You deserve a prize! Here, have a head that’s always screaming.”