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Jack: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

Ted and Elsa:

Jack: No you’re not, Jack! We still love you, Jack!

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Kamala: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Bruno: Why no 24/7?

Kamala: Snack breaks.

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America: Do you have a self-care routine?

Stephen: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Logan: God, give me patience.

Peter: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Logan: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Charles: Violence isn't the answer.

Peter: You’re right.

Erik: *sighs in relief*

Peter: Violence is the question.

Charles: What?

Peter, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Erik, running after him: NO-

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Loki: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Thor: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Loki: Death is a social construct.

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Clint: Nothing in life is free.

Peter: Love is free.

Kate: Adventure is free.

Shang-chi: Knowledge is free.

Yelena: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Steve: Clint isn’t answering his phone

Nat: I’ll call

Steve: Scott and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Clint: Hello?

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Thor: Gamora, I'm sad.

Gamora: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Quill: Rocket, I'm sad.

Rocket, nodding: mood.

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Tony: Listen, I can explain...

Clint: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Steve: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Sam: You guys are getting paid?

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Bruce: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Thor, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Sam: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Steve: Oh, I’m always running

Sam: The question is from what

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Peter: Croissants: dropped

Scott: Road: works ahead

Shuri: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Clint: Shavacado: fre

Tony: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Steve:

Steve, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Peter: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Steve: How can you still say that?

Peter: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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dating advice

Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark? Can I get some dating advice?

Tony: Just because I’m with Pepper doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Loki: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Peter: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Zemo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed that many people. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.