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Lyney must Die

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Poor bird, it clipped it's own wings. Why? Well, that's a story only those four know.

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When you tell a lie so much that even you begin to believe it as true, does it even still count as a lie? When truth turns to lies and lies to truth, who is the one you should believe?

"Not I," said the bird. "Trust the bird," said the stars.

And in the end, who's words matter more, the bird's or the god's?

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The firey butterfly, the one true friend. All the others have failed, they will not be able to continue on alone. If those two leave, what hope is there for us all? None, if I am the one to have the final say.

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The bird with the damaged wings is left by it's flock. The one who stays behind has only been dragged down and burdened, and yet they live eternally, bounded by the fogs grip.

One day, should it be free, the little bird will finally fly again, soaring through the clouds and singing it's songs of joy, it's songs of sorrow.

Of all those freed, a single bird will remain weeping, but finally at peace.

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It's funny how the Founder thinks everything will always just go his way! At least he isn't able to view the groupchat, I made sure of that.

Also, Lyney is still the worst.

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Anyways, since I am not currently being watched...

50 MORE reasons Lyney is the worst person known to man and why I need him out of my dorm-

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I must admit, this week keeps taking a turn for the worst. I'm sure you all know of the 'incident' with Keiko Shi by now but... nevermind, it is not of importance

Good news! Anyone in a dorm with another is no longer a suspect!

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Wine!

Wine!

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It seems the school [ Aka Me in this case ], will need to invest in better security. Apparently we have had 7 break ins in the past week by Treasure Horders who for some reason think we have a lot of Mora. As well as a few Abyss Mages and Lectors, but it's been sorted now. Kind of.

Don't worry everyone, i'll fix the issue! Soon-ish! For now we have a few bigger issues still that need to be resolved first.

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What have I done to you 😔 i just want to do my magic

Ah, it's the being himself. I have given many a reason! Have you read them yet? Maybe even you'll dislike Lyney as well!

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Since I have been informed that I cannot just kindly critic Lyney here, I have chosen to instead make a tier list of some of the people I see nost frequently!

1. Focalors or Furina

2. Hu Tao

3. Wanderer [ I know i'm #1 to you, but your #3 to me!~ ): ]

4. Qiqi

5. Neuvillette

6. Baizhu

7. Fischl

8. Aether

9. Zhongli

10. Alhaitham

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999999999999. Lyney

Hope you all like your rankings~!

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Oh my, is this the culprit? Is this the infamous Lyney? Is this thy menace?

The biggest menace. He needs to be put in school jail and have his magic privileges revoked. Already stole his hat (and the cat that was inside of it for some reason).

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Hey, Venti here! I am revoking Himmel's priviledges to talk about Lyney on this account, especially since it was supposed to be for school, but we all know that wasn't gonna happen.

Anyways, give my apologies to Lyney and try to avoid asking Himmel about him, I cannot stoo him if you directly ask.

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This Lyney you are speaking of, why must you be so direct about it? (I agree with thee, btw). 🧐🧐🧐

I felt the need to defend myself! Anyone who is not blind would be able to see how dislikable Lyney is, this is my attempt at opening their eyes!

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I have seen that people are saying my hate for Lyney is 'unfair'. I must disagree.

His siblings are amazing! I've seen them around the school, they are both kind, sweet, funny, everything! However, something about Lyney just rubbed me the wrong way. So of course I looked at his history and wouldn't you know it, he has been arrested for theft (I refuse to acknowledge the reasoning I have heard) AND accused of murder by my good friend Focalors! Or Furina, I keep hearing people call her that as well. He even blew uo the Toilets and refused to pay the fines! And while I know he is not the one who killed the Melusine, at least two other people immediately found him suspicious! Surely that means something!

Also obviously in the Cat vs Fish debate (Lyney vs Fishcl, y'know, that who arguement), the Fish is better. I don't care what my dearest friend Barbatos says, he is sadly incorrect and I hope to bring him to the light side soon.

Anyways, that is all. For now.