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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

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peek a boo(aka I'm not back regularly, just had a stupid idea and now I'm gonna go back to hibernating)

I feel like everyone has a strong opinion on what color each virus is....

so I'm going to stir up some shit by talking about mine

T-virus: neon green

G-virus: more on the blue side of purple

NE-T-virus: bright red

Progenitor virus: middle/dark blue

T-Veronica virus: yellow-green

Las Plagas parasite: pale purple

Uroboros virus: dark orange

C-virus: traffic light yellow

T-Phobos virus: pink/salmon

Neo T-virus: pumpkin orange

A-virus: pale blue(the first strain is more purplish, the second is just blue, and the third is more greenish)

T Abyss virus: warm brown

T+G- virus: dark cyan or turquoise

P30 control drug: blood red

Mold: greenish black

NOW GO FORTH AND ARGUE YOUR POINT IN AN ARGUMENT THAT DOESN'T MATTER(polite arguments of course)

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reblog. now. anyone worth the oxygen they breath should reblog

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not dead.

welllllll sh*t. I'm not dead. just lazy. sorry. can't promise I'll post. just wanted to let everyone know I'm actually still alive and on here. I just don't really have time to post anything. I'll have more time over summer(considering I don't need to take summer classes because life is causing stress and stress is very much not stonks for my grades)

thanks for understanding(unless u out there being an ass about it, in which case: 🙃🖕)

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ok, just woke up from a dream that was kinda just RE crack, thought I'd share. please imagine all of the following to the benny hill music

RE4 Leon getting hit in the back with a bluetooth speaker(don't know who threw it)

Various characters(I think Chris, Wesker and Steve) climbing up a cliff wall, but when it was Steve's turn, he got hit in the face with a rubber ball and fell

Wesker having a very hard time with a three path obstacle course for no reason

also robocop was in it, but I don't remember what he was doing

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been looking at the role swap stuff with Chris and Wesker and just had to do some incorrect quotes

the dynamics are just too funny

Role Swap! Wesker: what is love?

Role Swap! Chris: An emotional minefield

Wesker: A neurochemical reaction

Chris: Baby don't hurt me

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Wesker: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. 

Chris: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? 

Role Swap! Chris: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. 

Role Swap! Wesker: Guys.

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Wesker, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 

Chris, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 

Role Swap! Chris, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Role Swap! Wesker, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Chris: How late were you up last night? 

Wesker & Role Swap! Chris, in tandem: Me? 

Chris: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. 

Chris, to Role Swap! Wesker: You.

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Chris: *falls down the stairs* 

Role Swap! Wesker: Are you okay? 

Wesker: Stop falling down the stairs! 

Role Swap! Chris: How’d the ground taste?

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Chris: We need to distract these guys. 

Role Swap! Wesker: Leave it to me. 

Role Swap! Wesker: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. 

Role Swap! Chris & Wesker: *immediately begin arguing*

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Chris: What is it called when you kill a friend? 

Wesker: Homicide. 

Role Swap! Wesker: Murder. 

Role Swap! Chris: Homiecide.

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Chris: How is the most beautiful person in the world? 

Role Swap! Wesker: *blushing* I— 

Role Swap! Chris, butting into the conversation: Wesker is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Wesker: It’s time to turn this into a real business. 

Chris: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? 

Role Swap! Chris: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? 

Role Swap! Wesker: I handle our accounting.

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Chris: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. 

Role Swap! Wesker: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. 

Role Swap! Chris: A realist sees a freight train. 

Wesker: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 

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Wesker: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

Chris: Microwave for 40 minutes.  

Role Swap! Wesker: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? 

Chris: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. 

Role Swap! Chris: Did you burn an orange too? How??? 

Chris: Microwave for 40 minutes.

thanks to alexpdcl and fl1ckh34d for the idea

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Intrest Check

I was going to try writing a fanfic taking place between RE5 and RE6 a bit after Vendetta. not really focused on any well known characters. a therapy group of people who survived various canon and non-canon outbreaks and how they are trying to get their lives back together. and how they cope when their worst nightmare resurfaces and a new outbreak begins. a real character piece about how these things effect normal people, not the cops or agents or bad guys, just normal people.

if you'd be interested in seeing this, pls tell me and drop any suggestions or questions in the comments 😊

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Just ran across a vid of Wesker cutscenes from RE5 and felt obliged to speak my piece about why he's a tragic character. Ok, ok, ok, I know that almost every RE blog has this post, but I just have to contribute my own ok?

the flashbacks that tell us the truth are from the perspective of him dwelling on what happened at the Spencer Estate. even though he's still going through with his plan, its nagging at the back of his mind, seemingly all the time. he found out too late what had been done to him, how none of his life was ever really his. he was forced to question everything he thought was right. his every goal was planted in his head by Spencer, who was only going to use him. that's when he spiraled out of control. everyone says that RE5 ruined his character, but really he was just different because he found out that everything he was working towards was still for Umbrella, even though he fought so hard to break free of them. he still has his beliefs, but he doesn't trust himself that they're his. he thought what he was doing was for the 'greater good', but in reality it was just for the same corporate greed. the truth of the driving force of his actions was human greed. humans as a whole might have been what he hated most, but the reasons for everything he's done was all the horrible, selfish, undeniably human greed of one man. maybe he regretted the things he'd done, knowing the truth, but he was in too deep. he didn't see a way out. no matter how much he tried, he couldn't know with any certainty that any of himself was really him. because no one had ever asked him about himself, or cared what he thought. he had been used, for violence, for destruction, for results. the only positive reinforcement he ever got was when he accomplished something. he never knew love, because no on ever loved him, and he never got the chance to love anyone. he might have felt guilt, but he didn't know what to do with it. he didn't know how to fix anything, so he did the only thing he thought could get him out. he must have known that his plan would never work. from what is shown, Uroboros has to be injected or has to come into contact with an open wound, so it wouldn't spread as a gas. and the moment in the back of the plane, when he and Chris have their guns pointed right at each other's heads. Chris doesn't shoot because part of him still sees his captain. Wesker doesn't shoot because on a subconscious level, he wants Chris to win. the whole impossible plan is all a way for him to destroy Spencer's plans. he wants to drive all of Spencer's work into the ground. and he's part of Spencer's work. he had to have known that Uroboros would be unstable, but he took it anyways. he was falling apart from the viruses he already had, the way he need those injections from Excella. and the way he was acting by the point he's getting on the plane, isn't like he thinks he's coming back. he got rid of Excella. everyone he'd ever worked with was dead. he had no way of telling that they weren't part of Spencer's manipulation. so they all had to go. hell, why was the plane in the perfect position to fall into an ACTIVE VOLCANO? he knew exactly where he would end up when he got on the plane.

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couldn't figure out how to erase the other results. but am pretty happy with mine.

Partner: Krauser

Love interest: Wesker

Enemy: Salazar

Mission location: Queen Zenobia

Weapon: Magnum

Member of: I'm a mercenary

Special skill: Agility

# of zombies killed: 1000

Killed by: Leon's driving

Partner: Parker Love Interest: Wesker Enemy: Raymond Mission Location: Hardville Airport Weapon: Sniper Member of: RPD Special Skills: Healing # of Zombies Killed: 500 Killed by: T-103 (Feel free to erase my results when reblogging)

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This is so dumb. 

I did custom emojis of the STARS members.

top to bottom(with reasoning)

Wesker(glasses is obvious, and the 'shh' hand bcs secrets)

Jill(did this thing with the lock bcs she's 'the master of unlocking')

Becca(she's grabbing an herb bcs every group needs a dealer)

Barry(sandwich ha ha its funny I promise)

Chris(had tons of trouble with Chris, but just decided on this cause 9 times out of ten his outfits are green)

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Started an ask blog for RE bad guys to go with the STARS one.

pls go check it out

don't have a meme this time, but ima tag it like it does

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Story Time

Was at my moms place for a weekend visit and played RE4 to show my younger brother how to get past Del Lago and after that I played some Mercenaries.

now here's the point in the post where you ask why I'd post about this.

the answer is simple. my mom comes in and decides to traumatize me and my brother by commenting that she thinks Krauser is hot.

...

O_o

wtf mom.

I get it I guess. he's not my type, but I see where she's coming from and all.

but still, it's my mom. my dad is still around and they are still married. thank god he wasn't home.

I didn't know that was my mom's type.

dad looks nothing like Krauser.

i'm loseing more sleep over this than I really should but still

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Labels

an Umbrella logo and virus vial labels(plus blank labels if y'all need them) and a blank security badge(blank spot at the bottom for names)

feel free to make a copy and use whatever. I may add more things to this in the future, like designs for t-shirts and stuff. more logos etc. if I do update it, I'll tell you guys.

i WILL NOT be selling any of this stuff. they are all free for you guys to make whatever with.

Edit: added 3 shirt designs, Umbrella, STARS, and Umbrella Blue, almost certainly adding Tricell, BSAA and TerraSave shirts soon enough

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The 12 virus vials I made.

T, G, T+G, T-Veronica, T-Phobos, T-Abyss, Uroboros, A, C, Neo-T, Ne-T, Progenitor

might make more in the future I made a list and there's like 40 different viruses and virus strains and parasites.

also please pay a visit to my ask blog. @stars-ask-blog

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S.T.A.R.S halloween shitpost (headcannons of course)

everyone's costumes are as follows

Chris: either werewolf or clown

Jill: sheet ghost

Wesker: vampire(he didn't really want to come, but he's gonna put the effort in if he has to)

Barry: hot dog, or some other joke costume

Rebecca: witch

Ima go with a halloween party(even thou drunk Chris might try to Trick 'r' Treat)

party is gonna start at the RPD, and probably end up at someone's house after Irons kicks them out cause Chris got too drunk

I feel like they would all just kinda invite themselves to Wesker's house

hes not happy

he didn't even want to come in the first place, and he knows they're gonna wreck the place

they probably put on horror movies or something like that

everyone is kinda surprised, but if Wesker has something to drink he might mellow out a bit

I will die on this hill that he has a box of old halloween vinyl and a working record player buried someplace in the attic

just imagine the drunk stumbling of them all trying to find something in an attic on halloween

If Rebecca gets drunk she'll pass out cause she's smaller than everyone else

Wesker tries to kick Chris out for breaking something(by accident) but everyone else wants Chris to stay

Everyone finally leaves at like 2am and Chris is so wasted that he tries to trick r treat and falls asleep on someone's porch

PLS check out my ask blog: @stars-ask-blog

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IM DYING LMAOOOOOO

SJFIENVEIBHJDSVJDJKSDSJKRJK

MY HOUSEMATE(who knows very little about RE outside memes and a few characters/plot points) JUST GOT HOME, OPENED HIS BEDROOM DOOR, YELLED "S.T.A.R.S", WENT INTO HIS BEDROOM, SLAMED THE DOOR AND THEN CAME OUT A FEW MINUTES LATER AND BRUSHED HIS TEETH LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LMAOOO

also please visit my ask blog @ https://stars-ask-blog.tumblr.com

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Hey

I recently started an ask blog for the STARS crew and it hasn't gotten anything. pls drop by at stars-ask-blog.tumblr.com

also a meme, because the posts with memes in them get attention and I want to direct traffic to my ask blog lmaooo

stars-ask-blog.tumblr.com