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Team : Hey dad wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Dean : ...

Team : ....Is that a no?

Dean : Oh I'm sorry were you expecting a reaction?

Dean : *dabs*

Team : *cries tears of joy*

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Win : Didn't dabbing end like idk 4 years ago?

Team : Shhhh he's trying

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Tian, struggling with his pants zipper : Chief, can you help me with my jeans?

Phupha : Of course, dear!

Tian : Up, chief

Phupha : Oh, right

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Dean : You remind me of cookies

Pharm : Really? How so?

Dean : They're very sweet and I love them

Pharm : *giggling hugging Dean*

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Team, in the background : Hmmm?

Team : But Dean also likes eating cookies.... Is he resorting to cannibalism-

Win, also in the background : Team no

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Phupha : You can't hurt Mr. Sakda, you're a doctor

Nam : No, I'm a military doctor, meaning I'm capable of breaking all of your bones one by one while naming them

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Dean : Hey Team quick question , how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Team : Usually only 3 or 4 bites

Dean : Why do I even bother

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Tine : Why do you always let me win the race of climbing up the stairs, you're faster than me?

Sarawat : I like seeing you smile when you win

Tine : [to Fong] He's staring at my ass

Fong : Yeah he's staring at your ass

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Tian : So what are your strengths?

Phupha : I fall in love easily

Tian : Oookaayy..... what are your weaknesses?

Phupha : Those beautiful brown eyes of yours

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Tian : *follows Longtae*

Longtae : Why are you following me?

Tian : I was told to follow my dreams

Longtae : Aww-

Tian : So do you know where Chief Phupha went?

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That : How do you like your coffee?

Sorawit : As dark and bitter as my soul

That : So white chocolate caramel mocha then

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Tian : Siri, does Chief Phupha love me? I can't tell

Siri : Bitch you blind?

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King, drunk : Love is cheap, but this booze is cheaper

Ram, concerned and looking into King's bottle : .....This is just vinegar

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Nam : Phu! Tian is missing! Can you find him?

Phupha : Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Nam : Well do you?

Phupha, pulling out his tracker : He’s near the waterfall looking at birds

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Tan : Hey Bun I need you

Bun : For?

Tan : Ever

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Type : Tharn, can you turn the lights on?

Tharn : I don't need to, you're the only light I need in my life

Type : I-

Techno : FUCKING TURN IT ON I CAN'T SEE SHIT

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Team : How does it feel to be the worse ever?

Win : Shut up your mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos

Team : YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Tharn : Hey watch out for that bag of trash

Type : Who? Techno? He's all the way on the other side of my room

Techno : What have I ever done to you

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Pharm : So Win, how do I ask someone out?

Win : Well, first you-

Team : Don't listen to him he asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom

Pharm :

Pharm : And you said yes?