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MK1 Girls- How They Sleep With You💤

Ashrah

Very soft and sweet lady

After living in Neatherrealm her whole life physical affection is something she's come to adore

Will always have some part of her touching you weather it's just her hand linked with yours or she's full on hugging your arm close to her chest

During colder weather she will unfurl her wings and wrap them around the both of you as a second blanket, the warmth her wings emit is the most comfortable and gentle feeling that reflects her own nature

Kitana

Kitana is very put together and proper when in public but very affectionate while in private

Cuddles while facing each other with her hands cupping and tracing along your face

Night time routine involves her laying back between your legs while you braid her hair so it doesn't get tangled during the night

Has absolutely awful bed head on nights y'all forget to braid her hair

Mileena

Very cuddly and clingy while sleeping

Even while awake but especially while sleeping

Will curl up into a ball and bury herself against your side, under your arm, around your arm

Her presence will be known and constant

Like her sister she also has thick hair that gets knotted during the night if it isn't put back in soft braid or bun

Empress Sindel

Y'all thought Johnny was bougie?

Bougie IS Sindel

The softest sheets made of the finest silk, a night time routine meant for unwinding and relaxing together accompanied with a freshly brewed cup of tea to enjoy before turning it for the night.

Hushed whispers and words of affection as she holds your face in her hands

As well as juicy gossip of things she's overheard during her duties

Rests her face against your shoulder comfortably as she sleeps

There's a photo of Jerrod next to her side of the bed in remembrance of her late husband

Tanya

Tanya takes her role and her position as Umgadi very seriously so it can take her a while to fully relax

Even then she's always alert as her duty never ends, because of this she is a light sleeper in case of emergencies

A night warm cup of tea while cuddling together against the headboard always does the trick in easing her tension

Soft and sensual as she holds you close and drifts off to sleep, her hands gentle running along your form as if memorizing every dip and curve

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Sometimes, he gets a bit lazy…

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❄️Subzero/Bi-Han Headcanons #2 ❄️

Featuring Noob Saibot

Never apologizes. Ever. This man will never utter the word "I'm sorry" to anyone. Not Kuai Liang, Not Liu Kang and certainly not Tomas.

On the rare instances Bi-Han does FEEL like he should apologize, he instead does small things to show things are fine. EX- commonly does the asking if they want to go get food.

Bi-Han is a decent cook. Having a set schedule growing up came along with making sure he was taking care of himself to fight at his best. This quickly carried over in him cooking for his siblings as well.

Bi-Han now has a habit of preparing too much food for his meals as he's used to cooking for three.

Now he may be an asshole. But this man will never be misogynistic. He has grown up seeing women in the clan being just as powerful as the men in the clan, if not more.

Because of this Bi-Han is a huge mamma's boy

While Kuai worshipped their father, Bi-Han admired their mother. She was the true figure of power he looked up to growing up. Where their father fell weak and soft, their mother constantly had things locked down and prepared for the clan's benefit.

Since Becoming Noob Saibot

(A/N: I just gotta say I miss Noob's voice from MK11. The raspy whisper was top tier)

Bi-Han always was more brutal compared to his brothers but that has now increased tenfold

Along with that increased brutality has also included an increased appreciation for the macabre.

Has a collection of hands he's taken from victims, the one attached to his belt is NOT the only hand he possesses

It was the first he took however

Doesn't regret infusing himself with Titan Havik's chaos magic one bit

Because of the new acceptance and introduction to chaos in his life Bi-Han's control over his... self care has started to lack. Frequently forgetting to let himself rest or eat at times.

Will never admit it but will summon his shadow self during low moments and just sit with his shadow's presence as it's the closest thing to having Kuai Liang next to him again.

Though Liu Kang was able to repair Bi-Han's mind from Titan Havik's magic he still deals with side effects from the corruption.

The crevices that stretch along Bi-Han's body with the khaotic magic always have a dull throb, frequently spiking in pain the more stressed Bi-Han gets.

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Caught in the Cattle Chute - Nubbins Sawyer x GN!Reader

Summary: When Reader is just trying to do some chores and clean up the slaughterhouse, they get an interesting surprise from their lover.

Word count: 3.3k

Warnings / Tags: they/them pronouns, gender neutral! reader, established relationship, rough sex, surprise creampie?, blood/dirt/grossness, groping, fingering, grinding/humping, unprotected sex, slight dubcon? kinda

A/N: this is porn with no plot, enjoy!…. maybe a part two will happen?

The slaughterhouse was an interesting place, to say the least. It was dingy and gross, covered in grime and blood… and yet, somehow, it was serene and almost peaceful. It wasn’t regularly used or habited by anybody, family members or not. There were always ambient noises, dust settling, pipes squeaking and the wind flowing through the trees outside.

Leaning over the table towards the back of the slaughterhouse, the newest member of the family hummed to themselves, gently picking up a severed hand out of a pile of dried blood. The hand was stiff and pale, they threw it into a nearby bucket that was slowly filling up with various body parts. They hummed to themselves as they used an old rag to wipe down the bloody, dirty table. It was not a necessary chore to clean up the slaughterhouse… or any of the Sawyers’ house really. The only member of the family that truly cared about cleaning up the houses was Nancy, and she never came to the slaughterhouse anyway. Cleaning it up was just a nice, time-wasting thing to do while the rest of the family were too busy doing their own chores.

There was a noise from somewhere else in the building. A thud like something fell over. Another hand was thrown into the bucket, and then a few different bones. The person paid no mind to the noise, this area always had noises coming from another room, this was normal. The thud came again.

They kept wiping down the table, collecting body parts and trying to clean as best as they could with a dirty rag and lots of elbow grease. Before they could comprehend what was happening, they were grabbed suddenly. Two thin, yet strong, arms wrapped around their midsection, immediately going to their chest. They scream in surprise, not expecting the attack, dropping their rag onto the even dirtier ground.

“H-hey preeetty!” Nubbins’ excited voice rang out in their ear as he leaned his head down to their neck, sniffing at it deeply.

“I-I-I was lookin’ for you!” He chirped out, moving his body to be flush against his lover’s back.

“Nubs?! What’re you doin’?!” His lover tried to move away and turn around to face the man, but his grip was iron. He ignored their questioning as he moved further into their space, pushing them off balance, forcing them to hold onto the table in front of the pair. Nubbins’ large hands kept groping and feeling their body, moving over their chest and pushing at their lower stomach in an attempt to push them ever closer to this rigid body.

“Hang- hang on! Can we just-“ They got cut off when they tried to pry off Nubbins’ hands from their chest. That’s when they felt it, grinding hard against their ass, a hard bulge in Nubbins’ pants.

Nubbins started to moan into his lover’s neck.

“You- you just- you feel so g-good!” He moved his hands over their body, squeezing their soft flesh harder than necessary. His lover’s body was growing hotter by the second, their mind going foggy.

“I-I-I just neeed this!” He cooed and shushed his lover, using more force to rub his hard on against their clothed ass.

“Hey! Nubbins!” They tried to stand up straight and pull their body away from his, but it was no use. Nubbins used that opportunity to push them harder. Their hand slipped from the table as they fumbled onto the floor.

In the fall, both parties failed to notice how close they were to a giant bucket of blood, dripping from a nondescript bag on a hook. For a second, Nubbins lost his grip on his lover. They fell and knocked over the bucket, spilling the bloody contents all over themselves. The clean new clothes they were wearing were immediately ruined, most of the blood ending up on their torso, arms and face.

“Ah! Come on, Nubs!” They tried to protest while rubbing blood out of their face, but it was no use, their skin was now tinted an aggressive red.

As if the hitchhiker wasn’t already in a state of animalistic need, seeing his beautiful lover covered in blood only worsened his feeling.

“Y-you- look…” One of his large, honey hands went down and palmed his bulge as his partner was beginning to stand up on their own. He was frozen for a minute, unable to move purely because his head was overwhelmed with so many thoughts at once.

“Nubs, I just got this shirt… an’ I’m tryin’ to clean.” They were mermering to themselves as they stood and stumbled a little, trying not to slip on the blood.

Before they could catch themselves, Nubbins did it for them. He rushed to grab them again, this time somehow more feverish. His hands moved around the blood and rubbed it all over their face and chest.

“Oo-ooh-!” His voice was high and excited, his brain losing all coherence so all his words began to slur and become word vomit.

“Hang on- Just let me-“ They tried to protest and move away, but they couldn’t get a grip on his arms with their own being covered in slick blood.

“Pree-tty, preetty, pretty, pre-etty- “ He kept moving forward and forward, invading all their personal space. His partner struggled to not fall over, instead slipping on their own feet and the blood on the ground.

With one strong grab on Nubbins’ forearm and his lover slipping in the opposite direction, they were able to free themselves from his grasp once more.

His lover yelped as they tripped from the hitchhikers grasp, instead falling head first into a cattle chute. The chutes lined this side of the slaughterhouse, they hadn’t been used in a while. Now most of them were rusted, dusty and broken from time. Nobody has touched them in years.

As their head shot through the chute, their shoulders slammed into the metal hard. They yelled at the impact; the force was so aggressive that the cattle chute slammed shut, closing around their neck and trapping their head on the other side of the chute.

“Nubbins! Nubbins! Help me!” They cried, using their bloody arms to push and pull at the chute, the metal not even creaking under their force. The only thing that did was get blood and handprints all over the metal machine.

Nubbins was too busy babbling nonsense to help his lover. As they squirmed and thrashed against their new bindings, he couldn’t help but get that same feeling he had when they got covered in blood. He rushed to his partner, slipping on the bloody floor but regained his balance before falling.

“You- you soooo- an’ this-“ Nubbins laughed as his hands slammed into his lover’s ass cheeks unceremoniously, smacking loud smacking noises in the process. The man squeezed and groped at their ass, moving up to their sides.

“Whoa-ah!” His partner jumped at the sudden contact and aggression.

“Hey, I’ll help you, if you get me out! This- this ain’t funny!” They kept squirming, pulling uselessly on the undisturbed metal around their neck. The man kept laughing, at the sight, the situation, at his own lover.

Nubbins shoved his bulge right up to their ass, his hands nonstop groping his lover’s soft body. He pulled their hips backward, causing their jaw to slam against the metal.

“Hey! Ow! Stop it!” Nubbins didn’t stop. He only kept rambling to himself and pulling on his partner’s hips, pushing his hard on right against them.

“Just get me out of here! Please!” His partner kept trying to plead, their cries fell on deaf ears.

Nubbins kept laughing and groping at his partner, loving being able to feel their heat through their pants. It was addicting for him to rub his bulge all over it. His cock rubbed against his zipper so hard it nearly hurt, not enough to make him uncomfortable, just enough to make him painfully harder. In his hazed mind, Nubbins stayed rubbing against his partner, only taking one hand off of them to messily yank open his belt and zip down his fly. His loose grey pants fell to the ground instantly, the belt being the only thing that held them up.

His cock was longer than it was wide and curved to the side. The dark pubic hair resting all around it was completely natural, running up and up onto his flat stomach. Standing straight out, completely at attention, his head was flushed red and already shiny with precum. His balls hung heavier than normal, full from how long it’s been since he’s had the chance to ravage his lover like this. Nubbins wasn’t experienced enough to know how to take care of himself properly, so most of the time, he went without any release for days, and sometimes weeks.

“Nubbins! What’re you doin’?! Get me outta here first! Someone might come in an’ find us!” They pushed at the cattle chute more, to no avail. They tried to cover up their raising voice with the scolding, but it didn’t work. Their breathing got heavier and even they could feel the effect being in this predicament had on their body. Their legs started to tremble as they held onto the cattle chute, no longer pushing, just using it to try to keep themselves stable.

With his cock free, Nubbins rubbed even harder against his lover. The layers between them getting thinner and thinner, only serving to make his excitement rise.

“Fee-el good- soooo good!” He rambled, focusing on how he could feel their heat more prominently on his cock now, with his pants being discarded. His bones hands grabbed at his partner’s cheeks again. His grip landed on the waistband on their pants, he pulled them backward aggressively, less like he was trying to strip them, and more like he was now using the clothing as more leverage to get even closer.

His partner kept trying to protest, but the lord Nubbins pulled at their pants, the more their brain went foggy. They could feel how hard he was, how long he was, the cold air of the slaughterhouse hit the tops of their cheeks as Nubbins’ pulled their pants halfway down.

“You… soo pretty… I-I really… like-“ Nubbins rambled out as his hands slid into the back of his partners pants, pulling them down only barely. The fabric was stuck on their thighs, it was barely low enough for Nubbins to reach their hole. With only their thin cotton underwear in the way, everything felt heightened.

“The-ese a-are pretty ttoo!” Nubbins pulled at the white cotton, making his lover squirm even more. He pulled them up and down and sideways, playing with the fabric. Nubbins grabbed his cock and moved it in between the fabric and his partner’s skin, starting to rub up against their hole directly. They both let out pathetic moans, his partner’s legs trembled more.

“W-wait-“ His lover tried to get him to slow down, but there was no getting through to him when he was like this. It was like he was an animal reverting back to his natural state, like he couldn’t think about anything other than cumming.

As if his lover’s underwear wasn’t wet already, his pre being spread up and down the back of them only made it worse. They were somewhat translucent from the fluid, Nubbins could see the pink of his own cock through the white. The sight only made him run up against them harder.

Finally having enough teasing, Nubbins ripped the underwear with his bare hands, not even having enough patience to use his knife. The fabric stayed wedged between his lover’s crotch and their pants, but it was now in pieces.

“N-now-“ Nubbins barely said a word before he rammed his cock deep into his partner. They both moaned out, his lover letting out shaky breaths, having to hold onto the metal chute with white knuckles. Nubbins laughed at the familiar feeling, barely giving himself a second, he roughly grabbed their ass and began pulling them back and forth onto his cock, spearing it deep every single time. His balls slammed into their body, making a lewd wet noise coming from beneath the pair.

For a moment, he went as deep as he could and just grinded into their wet hole, his balls rubbing up against their ass. He leaned down and shoved his face into their back, licking at the blood on their shirt. His forehead rested on their back, his face now smeared with blood, his smile painted pink.

The quiet, slow moment only lasted so long before Nubbins couldn’t take it. He was never known for his patience. Without warning, he dug his nails into his lover’s sides, nearly drawing blood. He slammed his cock into their hole over and over, repeating a whimpery little mantra.

“So-o so-so good, s-so soft…” Nubbins’ hands were covered in blood, old from the bucket and new from his partner. His nails were dirty, they got blood caked under them as he raked them over his partner's back, pulling at their shirt.

Quickly, Nubbins’ reached up and grabbed his straight razor from the little furry pouch that hung around his neck. He laughed and squinted his eyes as he cut through his lover’s shirt, slicing it in half and pulling the pieces off of their trembling body hastily. He raised the pieces high, not stopping the movement in his hips as he scrunched up the shirt in his dirty hands and rung it out like a used towel. The dirty old blood rushed out of the fabric, splashing onto their back. Drops flew all over the pair, getting onto Nubbins’ shirt and into his partner's hair. After he was satisfied with the amount of blood covering his partner, he dropped the shirt on the ground and used his hands to rub around the blood, smearing it into their skin.

“Ha- ha-! Lookie! Y-You look gooood!” Nubbins laughed as he covered his hands in the blood, dragging it down their spine, all the way to their ass. His hips didn’t stop moving into his lover as the blood began to drip down their cheeks. The hasty movement from his hips made the blood flow faster down his lover’s hole and his own cock.

“Oh-oh! Th-that is- ah-!” Nubbins’ sentence ran off as it turned into a pure moan. He never paid attention to his volume level, but especially when he was balls deep in his partner. Said lover was struggling to stay still with all the movement, their legs trembling and nearly buckling under the aggression and pure power coming from the unpredictable man.

Nubbins leaned over their back, continuing to rub the blood all over them. His nails dragged harshly onto their stained skin, slowly ripping it open. As did the bone bracelet that adorned his right wrist, it started to rip up their skin as his hand and wrist were dragged roughly all over their body. Nubbins didn’t even realize what he was doing, all the blood he was making his own lover shed. The man moved his hands under their torso to hold onto their chest. His hands were full as he groped and pulled at any skin he could get his hands onto. He used his harsh grip as leverage as he was now hunched over their body at an awkward angle, to continue his harsh thrusts.

His partner lifted one hand off of the cattle chute and held onto the large one on their chest. Both of them just moaned, Nubbins laughing and his partner closer to screaming.

Suddenly, Nubbins heard a much louder scream than normal as he decided to shove his teeth deep into his partner’s back.

“F-fuck, Nubs- hang on-! Ple-ase!” They tried to beg for mercy but their pleas only made Nubbins laugh harder. He slowly dragged his teeth out of the deep, bloody gouge in their skin. He shoved his big nose into the wound and licked at it, getting even more blood all over his face and teeth.

“Mmm- you ta-taste so good you might as well be deeesert tonight!” He laughed as he added more bite marks, his hands moved down to his lover’s hips, harshly digging his dirty nails into them and pulling them back against his cock.

“W-wait! To-too much, Nubbins!” His lover screamed, trying to move away from not only his mouth, but his cock that was continuously burying itself as deep as possible.

Before they could say anything, their body jolted and released onto their thighs and Nubbins’ already soaked cock. Their legs shook aggressively and nearly gave out, they had to grip onto the cattle chute so hard that their hands hurt.

“Fu-uck!” Their voice was broken and shaking, just like the rest of their body. It was so intense that it even made Nubbins’ hips stall for a moment, he couldn’t take the pressure that surrounded his cock. Even after his lover came, Nubbins didn’t stop, his hips grew more sporadic as he just threw himself at them over and over, bruising their backside.

“A-ah-! So- tight-!” Nubbins started to cum before either of them knew what was happening. After a quick second, he realized he started to cum inside and he ripped his cock out of his partner’s hole as fast as he could. The rest of his cum landed on his lover’s ass and their back, adding more color to the painting that covered their body. The man used his thumb to press his cock against his lovers hole, rubbing against it while he breathed heavy, watching his cum spray all over their soft skin. He could see his cum dripping on the edge of their hole and the sight nearly made him hard again.

“Lookie at aaall this-“ Nubbins said, his voice rougher and breathy, getting his hands covered in the blood, cum and sweat that covered his partner. He stuck two of his dirty fingers in their hole, not even trying to give them pleasure, just to pull out all the cum that he accidentally sprayed inside.

“T-This needs to be he-here…” He trailed off, like he was talking to himself. The man rubbed his dirty fingers, that were now covered in his own cum, all over their hole, making sure that it was messy and beautiful.

“Fuck…” Struggling to not collapse onto the ground, they tried to look back at their partner as he talked.

“Nubs, can you- can you help me now? Please?” They tried to ask but Nubbins had already pulled up his pants. He gave his partner’s bare all a mindless tap.

“I-I-I don’ know how ta work the chute!” He laughed, gesturing to the machine. His lover started to panic, pulling at the metal, leaving more angry red marks on the sides of their neck. Nubbins’ forte was more mechanics of the homemade variety. If he didn’t make the machine to begin with, chances were he couldn’t figure it out.

“What?! What d’you mean?! Ya don’t know how to open it-?!” Using one hand, they tried, and failed, to pull up their pants. The fabric was too tight, their legs too weak and the fact that they were covered in multiple gross liquids didn’t make the fabric move very easily.

“Fuck- Shit- Nubbins, help me!” They kept struggling, and pulling against the metal, simultaneously trying to fix their unfixable wardrobe.

“I k-know! I’ll go git Johnny!” Nubbins said with his big lopsided smile, proud of his own idea. His partner felt their heart drop, their face losing all color.

“No! Nonono- No! Nubbins, don’t you dare!” They kept thrashing and screaming, now trying to use their legs and more of their body to pull at their binding.

They could hear Nubbins’ laughter, it was loud and obnoxious. He kept giggling maniacally as he gave them a few more spanks on their ass before fixing his belt and nearly running out of the room.

Nubbins just kept laughing as his lover just kept yelling at him. The last thing they heard was the leather metal door to the slaughterhouse be ripped open and then slammed shut, sealing their fate.

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🟢Dating Ermac Headcanons #2🟢

A surprising romantic, and thankfully he's got many minds to help collaborate on sweet words and actions one could direct to his partner

Sometimes... Some of the souls couldn't care less and will make their displeasure known and that can quickly sour Ermac's mood

The constant turmoil of sorting through his soul's and their desires along with his own can cause him feeling quite lost and isolated ironically enough.

Planning date nights is a favorite of Ermac's to do to, he enjoys surprising you with such a gesture and even hoping to impress you.

Date nights with Ermac frequently will include a walk through the park or forest, a place where you two can simply enjoy the other's company and the time to talk about whatever comes to mind. As always Ermac listens intently to everything you say.

Afterwards you both will find a nice spot to settle down and enjoy the picnic that Ermac had prepared, using his telekinesis to carry everything. He will not let you do a thing to help set it up, tonight he is the one servicing and providing for you.

It's soft and sweet, nothing fancy as Ermac doesn't have Earthrealm money to spend but he puts the effort to make you feel adored and cared about the entire time.

Will weave flowers together to make those little bracelets and necklaces to gift you during the picnic. He wishes he could give you more, real jewels that would match the beauty you've given to his world but for now the flowers work just as nicely.

Brings a good bottle of wine with though Ermac is no longer allowed to partake in the alcohol.

Both of you had learned the hard way his body cannot handle alcohol due to the conflicting different tolerances between his souls.

Very awkward and unsure of physical affection at first. Would literally lay on the bed stiff as a damn board when you tried cuddling up to him with a dumbfounded look on his face.

Overtime however Ermac has grown to enjoy the soft forms of affection. A chaste kiss as they pass by, knuckles brushing against yours while walking next to each other (levitating in his case), his leg resting close to yours when sitting.

Small but constant touches that assure Ermac you're there no matter what y'all are doing. Like a tether to keep his focus on the present with you rather than all his worries.

Develops an interest in gardening, specifically herbs. Earthrealm herbs are much different than the ones in Outworld but the similarities fascinate him. Many Earthrealm herbs posses similar healing benefits as Outworld's but just on a much smaller scale.

Will piece together bouquets of the different herbs he grows as gifts to give to you. He's a pretty decent florist though you don't know where he keeps finding the ribbons he ties them with.

I DID IT!!! I BRING MORE ERMAC HEADCANONS FINALLY!!

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Hello 😃, I loved Bi-han's headcanons, and I wanted to ask if you could make a 2nd part of headcanons Please

Of course! ^-^ A second list of headcannon's for Bi-Han are absolutely in the works!

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🔥Scorpion/Kuai Liang Headcanons #1🔥

Y'all I'm so sorry about my lack of activity that's been a month at least I think... Been working on projects for college and it's been taking a lot of my time and zapping any energy to write. T^T I promise I'll get more stuff out once my projects are completed, I have ideas and things in the works!

Much like Bi-Han, Kuai's body naturally runs warm however Kuai controls it to make sure he doesn't burn people by just shaking their hands. Bi-Han had no care and doesn't want people touching him.

Kuai also grew up learning to play an instrument, while Bi-Han chose to learn the Dizi; Kuai learned to play the Banhu.

He's a frequent visitor of Madame Bo's, he enjoys visiting after his missions and relaxing with some freshly brewed tea she serves. He always makes sure he's in more relaxed and casual clothes as its his time to unwind and relax from his duties.

Has a specific table at Madame Bo's that he will ALWAYS sit at, it has become his table at this point. It's a simple table located closer towards the windows where the sun shines pleasantly onto. A small image of a scorpion has been carved into the wood of the table after one night he went there with his brothers and had a little more sake than he should've.

Absolutely brings Tomas to Madame Bo's as well if they both have the time or after another dispute between Tomas and Bi-Han has happened.

Daddy's boy, Kuai adored his father and worshipped the ground he walked on. He wanted to be able to make him proud and work hard for the Lin Kuei and Earthrealm's protection. His father was his idol.

Giant Family man

Kuai is the peacekeeper both between his siblings and in the clan itself. He wants nothing more than his siblings to get along and tries to find compromises and ways to dim the fire Bi-Han directs towards Tomas. Because he's used to being the voice of reason many clan member's will go to Kuai rather than Bi-Han when they have concerns, knowing Kuai will take the time to listen to them and find a more effective way to bring it up to the grandmaster.

Multiple clan members have made comments of how Kuai would've been a better Grandmaster but Kuai shoots them down and defends his brother each time. Until Bi-Han betrayed him.

Has always looked forward to finding a partner to marry and have a family of his own to take care of. Kuai wants to be as good and noble a father his own father was to him.

Kuai is an avid reader in the small moments of free time he can get. He enjoys sitting out in the gardens on a calm morning and relaxing with a good book. He's a sucker for romance.

Big animal lover, specifically cats as they also naturally draw towards Kuai due to his warmer body temperature.

Has a pet cat that's his little buddy whenever he's home. The little guy will frequently be cuddled up on his shoulder while Kuai reads or is just going about his daily routine.

Has considered on multiple occasions of getting a pet scorpion... He still considers it from time to time

(@cemetery-sunset 's headcannon; They know nothing about mortal kombat but offered to help XD) Kuai Liang collects postal stamps.

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funky texan man commission made for @starrdust-cat !

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🟢 Ermac - NSFW Alphabet 🟢

Content Warning: NSFW- Not Safe for Work

Here I am delivering more contect for the very much needed side of Ermac lovers! (Me, i'm the ermac lover). I apologies for the wait, I meant to finish this a few weeks ago. Writing motivation has not been in existance....

A= Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

It can be quite confusing the first few times, he can be emotionally distant afterwards. Having the habit of getting very quiet but he makes sure to clean his partner and himself up. He doesn't intent to be distant, the intensity of love making plus the multiple voices running through his head can just leave him a little overwhelmed afterwards and speaking takes a lot of effort.

"Gather some rest, Our moon and stars. We shall stay by your side till the sun rises again." He'll finally whisper while your on the edge of sleep in his arms.

B = Body Part (They're favorite part on their partner and their own body)

Ermac would find the fact his body exists in general to be a blessing, without the physical vessel his existence wouldn't be. But if he had to choose a part to be his favorite he would say his eyes. His eyes are full of color and life compared to his corpse like appearance.

His favorite part of his partner's body would be their hands. He finds himself reaching for their hands often within their privacy, lifting his fingers to his thin lips and kissing them. A soft but pure way to show his affection towards his partner.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

There isn't much his body can give, unfortunately. His body's functions tend to run slower then a normal person, hear, blood, digestion, and cum is included. What his body tends to lack however he greatly makes up for in other areas.

Ermac loves to make his partner cum multiple times, he will pull fourth multiple out of his partner. Huge service top.

D = Dirty Secret (What's a dirty secret they have?)

Sometimes on the rare occasion that Ermac doesn't find himself thinking carnal thoughts about his partner and wanting to relieve himself he will have one of his souls manifest and take on the appearance of his partner. Often slowly stripping in front of him and running their hands around the mimicry of his partner's body. It isn't the same as his partner but a fully physical form of his partner to look at his far better than a mere photo.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing)

Now this is a bit interesting. While physically Ermac has like no experience, his body only just recently been pieced together. He does still retain the memories and experiences of the souls within him, so in other words. Ermac knows what to do it'll just take him a moment to pick back up on how to do it. But once he's warmed up, you're gonna have a long night~

F = Favorite Position

Ermac's favorite position is when you're on all fours over him, sucking him off while one or two of his manifested soul's are pleasuring you at the same time. He gets to see every little reaction and expression on your face as you're trapped with an onslaught of pleasure. Seeing his partner's mouth take the entirety of his cock while one of his souls is fucking into them is absolutely one of his favorite sights.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious or are they humorous during the moment?)

Ermac is a very serious person. Humor tends to go over his head quite often but even so he does not see why he would be humorous when making love to his partner.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Carpet match the drapes n all that?)

Bald. Man's got no hair on the entirety of his body. Naked mole rat

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantically?)

Intamacy is something Ermac has a much easier time with. He loves to hold his partners face during and staring into their eyes, he'll whisper honey covered praises as he pushes them closer to their climax.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanons)

Ermac rarely jacks off on his own accord, very rarely is his ever buzzing mind able to focus on one thing on its own and self pleasure is very far down on that list.

K = Kink (One or a few of their kinks)

Bondage- Ermac will use his telekinesis abilities to hold his partner in place, watching them squirm and try to move away when the pleasure gets too much

Cuckholding? Kinda- Cuckholding with himself more like. He'll absolutely manifest a few of his soul's to pleasure and toy with his partner's body. Sitting back with a satisfied smirk on his face as he gets to watch his partner get turned into a needy mess in front of him. It gives him a moment to feel in full control, watching one soul slam down his partner's throat while the other edges and teases them with their hands.

Orgasm Control/Overstimulation- Ermac's body can only take so much, so he prefers to give as much as he can towards his partner. Drawing them to the edge only to deny their finish over and over again until they can't take it any more. Servicing them with his mouth, his fingers, his souls until he's forced them to cum multiple times afterwards.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the dirty)

Ermac is a pretty private being, what goes in in the bedroom is between his partner and the 10,000 souls inside his body. Because of this Ermac tends to prefer fucking his partner in the comfort of their own home. The couch specifically as it gives him a comfortable place to sit and watch his partner become cock drunk.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Ermac's main motivation would probably be whenever his partner wants too and is blunt about it. Subtlety can sometimes be lost on him so as soon as his partner comes to him saying they're horny or turned on. Instantly this man is ready to service and provide.

N = No (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything in public is a no for Ermac. He doesn't like the thought of people watching or walking in on them. The time is meant to be between themselves and his partner. That also goes along with sharing, Ermac will happily share his partner with the multitude of souls that inhabit him. But anyone outside of his vessel is a no.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loved both for their different reasons however if he had to pick a preference, receiving. He loves staring down at his partner's face, gripping their hair and fucking himself down their throat. The way his partner's eyes roll back, the moans that vibrate against his cock, their tongue slipping further out to brush against his folds, and the desperate way his partner grabs at his body to pull him back closer each time. It's by far his favorite way to cum.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc)

This man will do both, depends on the mood he's feeling. Whichever pace he feels will provide his partner with the most pleasure in that moment is what he'll prefer.

Q = Quickies (Their thoughts & opinions on quickies)

Ermac isn't a fan on quickies, He loves to draw it out as long as he can. Taking his time with his partner and slowly breaking them down with his teasing touches and unfair abilities to reduce their mind to a puddle of mush. He can't do that with quickies, it isn't enjoyable for him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

Ermac is open to experimentation as long as it has been thoroughly thought and spoken about before hand. Ermac is a being that knows his strength, the last thing he'd want to do is accidentally bring harm to his partner.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Ermac's stamina can last him a while, having to build up the pleasure enough for his slow moving body to respond properly gives him a lot of time to toy with his partner. However, once he has reached that point he will be spent the rest of the night, the physical and mental combination taking a large toll on his body and hold.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On their partner or themself?)

Why use a toy when he can do the exact same thing with his telekinesis? If his partner wants to use a toy he won't be against it but his abilities let him basically do what they do twice as effectively.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

This man will tease his partner all night long and into the morning if given the chance. Drawing it out and enjoying the process of breaking his partner down.

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

He's pretty quiet for the most part, he prefers to keep his volume at a minimum. Mostly quick gasps and grunts. However if you listen carefully to his unique voice you can hear other sounds of pleasure whispering along, too faint to fully make out but their presence is there. Sometimes these faint moans and whines will increase if you pass over an especially sensitive area on him.

W = Wild (A random headcanon for the character)

Not sexual but Ermac is oddly romantic. Much more romantic than one would think the construct can be capable of but he will find sweet ways to show his love for his partner in everything they're doing. Calling them sweet pet names in a soft whisper, comparing their beauty to the welcoming embrace of the moon's light, always will cook breakfast for his partner the next morning after sex. It gives a warm feeling in his chest being able to provide something for his partner and have a purpose with them.

X = X-ray (What's going on underneath those clothes?)

Now Ermac is a construct made out of 10,000 souls. Male and female. His body reflects that, while mostly masculine in appearance and demeanor he does posses both genitalia.

Cock is about an average side of 5 inches, a bit on the thinner side with a prominent and sensitive vein on the underside.

Vaginal opening is located just under his cock

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very low, Ermac doesn't think about sex quiet often so it isn't on his radar. However he's more than happy to oblige when his partner wishes

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Sleep has always been a difficult thing for Ermac to achieve, often he'll just lay awake watching his partner for hours on end until his body gives out on him as he's in constant mental kombat. After sex however is the one time he'll usually fall asleep at the same pace of a normal person, still takes longer than his partner but he does get there.

[hitchyboi]

HEAR ME OUT

I was playing MK1 and listening to all the silly little intro lines when a certain one between Havik and Smoke caught my attention. Havik's doing his thing of telling Smoke to break away from his clan and be free and Smoke just replies to him IN THE MOST EXHASPERATED SOUNDING VOICE "Why do you think I'm shackled?" His tone leads me to believe Havik has tried to get Smoke to break away a few times now XD

This also led me to think why would Havik want Smoke specifically to break away. He doesn't seem to care as much for Scorpion or Sub-Zero. So my chronically online brain logically concluded-

Havik has a crush on Smoke and has no idea how to properly portray those emotions so he's trying to give Smoke the one thing HE finds most precious in life which is his own freedom. Not realizing that Smoke happily is a part of his clan and enjoys his role.

OKAY NOW Y'ALL CAN FLAME ME THANK YOU :D

[hitchyboi]

Museum Mode

I am doing gods work here..

[hitchyboi]

I need the twins in game together yesterday, they need to be reunited for a moment PLEASE!

I just want to see the twins together in game..

[hitchyboi]

Ermac dating hcs #2 is at your door my friend (your writing is so good it has me inspired to write again)

YEEEEESSSS, MORE ERMAC DATING HEADCANONS >:3

Oh my gosh thats literally so sweet, I'm happy I was able to give ya some inspiration then!! ^-^ Also I was so nervous about my writing so yay, it ain't terrible! I will share i am working on a certain alphabet writing for Ermac atm so that shall be coming soon.

[hitchyboi]

Dating Havik Headcanons #1

Y'ALL OKAY THIS IS FOR MEEEEEEE XD I NEED MORE HAVIK AND GOD DAMNIT I'LL PROVIDE IT IF NO ONE ELSE WILL!

Oki thank you~

Content Warning- It's Havik. Gore, Blood, Violance, Self Mutilation, one small NSFW bit, Swearing (That's just me)

Cuteness aggression to the max. He can't help it, his partner is so precious when he's hugging them all he can imagine is squeezing them until their ribs break and pierce their lungs. If he's caressing their face, they can feel the way his fingers twitch, itching to dig his nails into their soft flesh.

He chews and bites. A lot. After Scorpion burned his face off he realized his ability to just straight bite things got easier without skin in the way. Will hug his partner from behind and chew on their hair cause he likes the texture. Cuddling? Random bites the entire time and they range from light and playful to you think he's genuinely trying to eat you sometimes. He isn't, kinda. Just likes biting.... Sometimes he may be trying to take an actual bite. Romantic Cannibalism.

His name has become a confusing mix of a disgust and comfort. If anyone ever calls him Dairou he gets insanely mad, remembering his life in Seido in the lowest caste and all the dictatorship over his life. Yet when his partner calls him his name... its almost like a comforting blanket he's never felt being wrapped around him. He doesn't have to be Havik, Cleric of chaos and symbol of anarchy. He can let himself relax for a moment, his worries can drift away for another day. With his partner... he can just be Dairou.

Surprisingly he is a good cook. Now his method of cooking may be a bit... unorthodox. You don't really know what he's cooking with. Or how he even got it in the first place. But give him some meat, herbs and spices and a fire. He'll be able to roast up a good tasting meal.

Has issues with monogamy. Not being faithful part but more the idea of having fidelity forced onto him? He doesn't like the idea of rules or societal norms re-shackling him after he's gained his freedom. If his partner is fine with polyamory or having an open relationship, great. If his partner isn't comfortable, communicating it as a personal preference and comfort level would gain more an understanding reaction from him rather than telling him he needs too.

Man's comfortable as hell in his relationship and partner. Would never tell his partner what they can or can't do or wear cause fuck that shit. You wanna go to a club wearing a sexy ass outfit and show yourself off? He's your hype man. Go out nude, he'd support it.

Will kill a man if someone messed with his partner.

Has killed a man for messing with his partner.

Has a habit of mutilating himself at the most random of times. Almost like the habit of cracking one's knuckles he starts to feel stiff and really uncomfortable if he hasn't snapped or torn a part of his body for a while.

His partner will have to force this man to put on a shirt if they are going out in Earthrealm. He doesn't understand the social norms of Earthrealm and frankly... he doesn't give a shit to learn. He'll eventually put on a shirt if his partner insists for their own comfort

Has tried to fight police officers, many times.

Getting this man to properly bath himself is a hassle on its own. He grew up in a way where bathing was a luxury few could afford so self care isn't something he's well versed or keen on. If his partner insists that they'd join him in the bath or shower then eventually they'll be able to pull his grimy ass into the water. Once he is in the water however, good luck getting him back out.

Lil NSFW~ Any marks his partner makes on his body during night time fun will always be saved on his body. He'll never fully heal them up, scars are like a badge on honor to this man. Now he gets to walk around with more scars and scars that his partner placed on his body from how well he was fucking their brains out.

[hitchyboi]

🔪Johnny Sawyer - NSFW Alphabet

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Trigger Warnings: choking, rough, dubcon/noncon, violence, mentions of death, exhibitionism, knives, cutting, sadomasochism, bloodplay, mentions of using victims bodies, rough and aggressive

Word count: 2k

author's note: again thank you @hitchyboi for sitting on call and cowriting with me <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Johnny will half-assily clean up his partner just cause he would rather lay together afterward. It’s not overly lovey or sweet, he just doesn’t want to sleep in a mess and feel gross. He will hold his partner tight and never admit that he likes cuddling. He only really enjoys it on his terms, not unlike a cat.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

His favorite part of his own body is his arms, specifically his hands. Johnny is incredibly strong and powerful, and he knows it. It gets him really excited thinking about all the things he can do with his hands, whether it’s groping his partner, or slitting someone’s throat.

Speaking of throats, that’s his favorite part of his partner's body. He has a huge interest in their neck, how fragile they are and how easy it would be for him to just wrap his hands around their neck and kill them. He loves choking and hurting them, but he doesn’t actually want to kill them of course.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man is an animal in the most primal and disgusting way. He loves marking his territory and loves claiming what’s his. When it comes to cumming, he has a huge addiction to painting his partner with his cum. He doesn’t love the mess, but he loves seeing that his partner is HIS. Specifically, he loves seeing it all over their face. It just scratches that primal part of his brain and he always has to mark his partner as his own property.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Johnny may not like sharing his partners but he definitely likes showing himself off. He has no problem going shirtless around the property and prancing around like it’s nothing. Even if he is showering and the curtain is partly open, he does not care who sees him. Johnny knows that he is attractive and loves showing it off to anybody that’s around. He doesn’t care if someone watches him or oogles his body, as long as they don’t try to watch or touch his partner. In the wise words of my beloved @hitchyboi, “he’s an attention whore.”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

The most experienced out of the whole family. He goes out into town, to bars, and picks up women. Sometimes he lures the home and sometimes he just wants a good night. He definitely knows what he’s doing and knows how to do things correctly. He has the reputation of being the best sex in town and he deserves that title, he’s a professional. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Without a doubt, Johnny’s favorite position is the breeding press. He can keep his partner close and breathe the same air and force that intimate eye contact. His partner’s neck is easy access for both his mouth and his hands; he loves the choking and he loves marking up his partner with hickies. This position is basically inescapable. When he has his partner trapped underneath his huge body, they’re not getting away no matter how overstimulated they are.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc)

Johnny is a pretty serious guy. He likes talking dirty and he has the confidence to do all of that, he likes being in control and not straying from that. The only jokes he makes are degrading comments in the moment; he’s not silly or humorous when it’s happening.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc)

He’s trimmed, not bald. Johnny values cleanliness and likes to keep himself clean and comfortable, he wouldn’t be caught dead with his pubes being unruly and natural.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depending on the day, Johnny can be very intimate and more romantic. But the bad man is more aggressive and hardcore, though no matter if it’s Johnny or the bad man, it’s always deep and overwhelming.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Johnny usually has someone to use instead of his own hand, whether it’s his partner or a random girl he picked up at the bar. But in the case of getting cockblocked by whoever (it’s usually Nancy, by the way), then he can use his hand but it just doesn’t hit the same and he prefers having someone to use instead. He never really jerks off until he doesn’t have any other option.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Johnny has a lot of kinks but they all share a similar theme. The big overarching thought is just pain and dominance. He has a huge thing for knife play and cutting, making them bleed and scaring his partner. He loves choking and causing pain on his partner and he loves when they cause HIM pain too. Johnny is simultaneously a sadist and a masochist.

Another random kink of his is that he really likes fucking his victims. Specifically, the victims that are about to turn into the family’s dinner. Drayton yells at him and tries to shame him for “playing with his food”, but Johnny doesn’t care at all. He loves knowing that he fucked the meat that he eats when he’s sitting down for the family supper. It’s also a bonus because not only does he get to have sex with pretty girls and kill them, but he loves pissing off Drayton and messing with him in his free time. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

For the most part, Johnny doesn’t have a favorite location. He likes having sex in risky places like the kitchen, the barn, or the slaughterhouse. There are a couple common places though, he just doesn’t have a favorite. The most common places he does it is the car graveyard because that’s where he spends a lot of his time, and on every possible surface in his shack.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A lot of stuff turns Johnny on. From seeing his partner in an apron and cooking, to seeing them cry and scream. The biggest turn on for him is the blood. If he ever makes his partner bleed, or someone else does, it flicks a switch in his brain and he just needs to play with them right then and there.

If you ever need to quickly get Johnny horny, all you have to do is hit him. If his partner smacks him playfully, or is genuinely trying to fight and run away, he gets instantly hard and he basically begs for more pain. Pain is his biggest turn on, when he’s both giving and receiving it.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There is very little that turns off this man. He is a gross and weird guy, that’s not really a secret. The only thing that Johnny will never participate in is sharing. Sharing his partner’s body and soul. He would rather fight or kill someone that tries to touch his partner. He may threaten his partner with the thought of passing them around or having another person come in and join, but they are empty threats only said in the heat of the moment.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Johnny has given oral before, he likes it good enough but he cares about it a lot less than receiving oral. He gets addicted to the feeling and the sight of his balls on his partner’s face. He needs to be balls deep down their throat and he goes extra hard on purpose because he loves seeing and feeling them choke on his cock and struggle against his body.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

His pace is always deep and rough. Sometimes he can be more passionate and intimate, but it’s mostly just hard and aggressive no matter what.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)

He likes a quickie every now and then, usually it’s the more “public” times, or if he’s busy and needs to get back to work. Overall, he prefers to take his time and destroy his partner mentally and physically.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)

Johnny is a complex guy. He loves the risk of getting caught, of being in public places, but he doesn’t actually like being caught. He likes threatening his partner with getting caught, like making fun of them for wanting to be caught and taunting them.

He likes the painful kind of risks. He will choke out his partner until they pass out, he’ll hold his knife to their neck or cut parts of their body. Sometimes he cuts his own body, or his partner does it for him. Johnny has to put in a huge effort to not get lost in the euphoria of hurting them and being hurt.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This man does not cum easily or quickly. When he really gets into it, he doesn’t last for many rounds, maybe two or three back to back on a good day, but those rounds last for a good while every time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Every once in a while, Johnny likes playing with a victim’s body, whether they’re alive or not. He likes it because he just likes how good they make him feel. Johnny mostly just prefers using his partner like his toy instead.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

SO. MUCH. TEASING. Nothing about this man is fair. He has a crazy thing for power imbalances and will always tease his partner, whether it’s sexual or just playful. His big ass hands are always on his partner, on their hips, petting their hair or holding the back of their neck. Johnny just needs to know he’s in complete control, it makes him feel safe and comfortable.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)

Johnny loves talking dirty, he is amazing at degradation and loves doing it. He’s not a professional yapper, but he is very charismatic and can talk really well. Johnny moans and takes deep shaky breaths but he mostly keeps his cool when he’s in the moment.

W = Wild (a random headcanon for the character)

More than once, Nubbins has talked to Johnny, AND interrupted Johnny and his partner, just begging him to join in. Johnny never lets him get close to his partner, he ends up yelling at Nubbins and shames him for even thinking of joining in. Maybe one day Johnny will warm up a little bit and let Nubbins just watch, but that’s a thought for another day. 

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

This man is egotistical and very proud of himself, he has made quite the reputation for himself among the girls and there’s a reason for that. Johnny has got a strong 6 inches of good thick cock. He deserves his reputation.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

The highest sex drive in the Sawyer family. Johnny gets turned on incredibly easily, and it’s really simple for him to go out and pick up a random girl if he doesn’t have his partner. He usually likes using his partner whenever he can, not really caring what they are doing, he gets off whenever HE wants. If he doesn’t have sex AT LEAST once a day, then that’s a horrible day for him and his mood will show it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Johnny doesn’t sleep well on a normal day. He’ll wipe his partner down and cuddle up but he will just watch them sleep and ambiently touch them. His insomnia is so bad that he just finds comfort in watching his partner and basically petting them while they sleep next to him.

[hitchyboi]

📷Nubbins Sawyer - NSFW Alphabet

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Trigger Warnings: knives, cutting, rough and aggressive, free use, public stuff, exhibition, mentions of playing with bodies and non-con stuff, taking pictures, rope, mentions of death

Word count: 1.9k

author's note: thank you so much @hitchyboi for helping me writing this!! this ones for you, baby <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Nubbins never cleans up, after anything. Sex is no different. He likes making messes and keeping them messy, he won’t clean up his partner but he makes up for it because he is a BIG cuddler. He will hold his partner in the tightest embrace and cling to them like a koala. It’s just a bonus for him cause he likes sleeping with his partner in the mess that they both made.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his own is his hands. Nubbins is very tactical and hands-on in everything he does. He’s proud of his skills and his creations, his hands remind him of what he can do, whether that be good things, or bad.

His favorite body part of his partner is their neck and hair. He likes pulling on their hair in any situation and smelling it. He also is is very animalistic when it comes to affection so he likes rubbing his face on his partner, especially in their neck and just staying there for a while. The intimacy of it is his favorite, just being as close as possible and feeling his partner’s pulse and warmth.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man does not like creampies. Sometimes if he gets too caught up in the moment and distracted, he’ll cum inside without thinking about it or realizing what happened. But even when that happens, he uses his hands to drag it out of his partner and make a mess. He MUCH prefers cumming all over their body, making it as messy as possible. Nubbins will absolutely paint his partner and turn them into a piece of art… sometimes, he’ll even take a picture or two.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Speaking of him taking a picture or two, his dirty secret is that he has a whole collection of pictures. They’re hidden away in a book under his mattress. He doesn’t tell anyone about them. There are lots of pictures of his partner in various positions and situations, but there’s also some of other victims and bodies that he likes around the properties.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not at all experienced. He has no experience with an actual person, his only attempts at anything sexual have either been to victims or bodies and those don’t really help him gain experience, he just likes the way they feel for him. When he has tried to experiment with a body in the basement, or a tied up victim, he gets yelled at whenever he’s caught and he ends up not finishing and being shooed away.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It’s a tie; it depends on the day, his mood and his energy level.

It’s mostly doggy style with him aggressively jackhammering into his partner with no rhyme or reason. He’s feral and treats them like a toy, bending them over anything he can.

Sometimes it’s cowgirl. He likes sitting back and just running his hands over his partner and getting overstimulated. He likes the pain of it after he’s cum and he doesn’t let his partner get up, he just keeps going. Bonus points for cowgirl because he likes taking pictures of his partner bouncing on his cock and turning into a mess.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc)

There is not a single serious bone in this man’s body. He is goofy all the time, no matter the situation. He’ll make jokes and be yapping all throughout sex, he doesn’t care.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc)

He is horrible at taking care of himself, he just does not care enough to put in the effort. Overall, he’s not the hairiest person ever, but he’s completely natural and untrimmed, making it pretty hairy down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Nubbins doesn’t quite understand what romance is, he doesn’t know how to act romantically. His idea of romance is gifting his partner dead animals or body parts. He is more feral and carnal, like an animal just focusing on his needs, it’s not really a romantic thing.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He absolutely loved touching himself when he actually figured out how and what it was. He used to be addicted and nearly obsessed. Then when his partner came around, all of that went out the window and he never touches himself anymore, he doesn’t see the point. If he’s not around his partner and he gets all worked up, he will just drop whatever he’s doing and go hunt them down. He’ll bend them over and have them right then and there, not caring what they were doing or who they are with.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nubbins is a kinky little guy. He loves using rope and stringing victims up, making them unable to run away from him.

He has a big thing for his knife, sometimes cutting his partner and leaving scars, sometimes he cuts himself or his partner cuts him. He likes that power dynamic in the relationship. He has all the power but sometimes he lets his partner play with him and have their own fun, but it soon turns back into whatever he wants.

He has a HUGE thing for voyeurism and exhibitionism. He doesn’t care if he and his partner are out of the house, around another family member or even in the same room as someone. If Nubbins is horny and going feral, he takes what he wants, when he wants it. He likes showing off his partner like they’re a prize.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Nubbins has no favorite place to do it, he likes just getting to have his partner anywhere. He has no shame and does not understand the concept of personal space, or manners.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything having to do with seeing his partner covered in blood, dirt or anything gross. Cutting his partner and pulling their hair gets his so hard it hurts, it’s like the surefire way to get him really needy really quickly. The biggest and easiest way to make him horny is to compliment and praise him. He gets so little praise that he absolutely lives off of it and will jump his partner the moment they say something nice about him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There is very little this man cares about, or won’t do. His biggest turn off is his partner being clean. He prefers his partner is dirty, any type of dirty. Even if he doesn’t like his partner clean, he LOVES the act of turning them from clean to dirty. Forcefully shoving them down into the dirt while he’s fucking them, or spraying blood on them from any animal is much better than his partner coming out of the tub freshly washed.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Nubbins gets an A for effort, he’s got the enthusiasm when it comes to giving oral, but he doesn’t have the skills. He’s messy and too energetic, to the point where he ends up cumming without even touching himself. When that happens, he just gives up on eating anything and he just wants his turn to feel extra good. He prefers receiving because he likes making his partner all messy, just being balls deep in their throat and all the spit covering their mouth and his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

His pace is nothing but fast and reckless, this man knows no boundaries. He’s an animal and he pays little attention to what his partner needs, he just uses them and chases that good feeling as fast as he can.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)

Nubbins IS a quickie. He likes to have fun and get the job done, not mess around. He’s not a big foreplay person because he just has no patience for it, he likes quickies everywhere around the property.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)

This man’s entire life is a risk. He likes the routine of being with his partner but he is the one that always throws a monkey wrench into their routine. He likes bringing up crazy or weird stuff without really asking, he just springs them on his partner in the moment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Nubbins has crazy stamina. He cums relatively quickly but he has no refractory period, being able to go round after round without any type of break. He likes quickies but when he’s all worked up, he can go for way too long without even slowing down in his energy and enthusiasm.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

There are many victims and body parts for him to play without around the property. Sometimes he likes playing with them and having fun by himself, sometimes he likes using them on his partner. Most of the time, he would rather just have his partner or a full victim’s body, not just a part, to play with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Nubbins is very touchy and gropey. He likes having a hand on his partner whenever he possibly can. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize if he’s teasing them, he just likes physical contact of any kind. He does not respond well to being teased, he’s too impatient.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)

Nubbins gets yelled at all the time for being too loud and annoying, that doesn’t change when he has sex. He’s extra loud and whiny when that’s happening. He’s especially whiny and pathetic when he’s getting overstimulated. He will try to talk dirty but he cannot figure it out and ends up either saying random things, like complimenting his partner, or he’s just moaning and making noise.

W = Wild (a random headcanon for the character)

Every single member of the family has caught him doing stuff, whether alone or not, AT LEAST once. Their reactions tend to go one of three ways: ignoring him and just leaving the area, yelling at him and interrupting, or interrupting and beating the crap out of him (Drayton usually is that last one). So needless to say, every member of the family has seen Nubbins in various states of undress, and/or they’ve all seen his dick on numerous occasions.

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Nubbins has a pretty good dick; 4.5 inches and slightly curved. He’s not the thickest, but he can really get the job done.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Surprisingly, he does not have a very high sex drive, but he just gets riled up very easily. Even if his partner isn’t trying to make him horny, sometimes it just happens. When he just gets overexcited about anything, his body just reacts to it too.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Nubbins only stays awake long enough to get all cuddled up and as close as physically possible before he completely knocks out. His partner is left sticky and gross but he doesn’t care, they don’t have a single chance to escape his grip before he wakes up in the morning. He grabs them and does not let go throughout the night.

[hitchyboi]

🟢Dating Ermac Headcanons #1🟢

He/Him - They/Them: 10,000 souls.

You kind played caregiver until you stumbled into a relationship with Ermac

Literally, you found him face down on the forest floor by your house

With his pale grey complexion you genuinely thought he was a corpse someone dumped and was second away from calling the police until you heard him groan

After that you brought him back to your house to check on him and got slapped in the face with Earthrealm, Outerworld, Telekinesis, 10,000 soul being bullshit. It was... a lot.

He has a habit of staring. Silently. All the time. Because of all the souls inside of him all trying to control the body it takes a while for him to form a solid thought to express.

In the meantime he stares and watches, and admires. He loves to watch their partner. Doesn't matter what they're doing, as long as he can watch and admire the way they move, speak, smile.

Levitates fucking everywhere. This boi will never put his feet on the ground, just silently floating his way around and scaring the daylights out of you cause he's silent.

He is a great listener, he wishes to learn more about the worlds that he finds himself in and find what his purpose within all that is. So talk his ear off about anything and everything, he'll be intently listening.

Rocky relationship with food. He's quite good at cooking as some of the soul's inside of hin were avid chefs and bakers. Though he isnt able to taste anything, food isn't really something the body needs. He could eat but there wouldn't be any reason too. He's content with cooking for you if you want though.

He has multiple other talents he's innately good at because of all their souls. Cooking, Baking, Drawing, Sewing, they can recite the most poetic sentences at times as well.

Not Dancing

Frequant spasm like moments, times where the souls in him are so restless he momentarily struggle to hold the body.