#ermac x male reader

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🟢Dating Ermac Headcanons #3🟢

~Featuring Movie Night Date~

Y'all get nice and cozy for movie nights. Push the couch further to the side and made a pile of blankets and pillows on the floor to lay on together.

The big lights dimmed or turned off with a smaller light nearby that gives the perfect warm subtle glow.

It's cute, sweet, domestic and normal. Ermac thrives to feel that sense of normalcy and comfort

If you try watching any of Johnny Cage's movies he will just turn the tv straight off. Not out of malice but just Ermac does not want to watch anything with someone he knows in it. He's seen that egotistical smug face in person, he doesn't wanna choose to see more of it

He finds thought provoking movies the most interesting and entertaining. There isn't a specific genre he generates closer towards but anything that leaves him thinking afterwards are ones he likes

Literally days after watching 'Midsommar' you two are just having dinner together. Everything is quiet and peaceful as you enjoy each other company until you catch a whisper from him. "... to think how easily one can be manipulated and molded when encountered with such hardships..." Like sir, please just eat your spaghetti

Always lets you choose the movie(s) to watch while he prepares the snacks and beverages.

No need to get up in the middle of the movie to grab another drink, Ermac can just levitate it over

Sits on the blankets with his arms wrapped around you, keeping you close to his side throughout the movie

No moving, only cuddles time

No matter how many blankets you wrap around yourselves together Ermac's body temperature always has a slight chill to it

He's a secret sucker for those cliche coming of age movies, the girl ones specifically, as they touch more on figuring out who you are and your place in the world. Something Ermac is currently VERY struggling with

He is a question asker...

He's not a terrible one, he does sit quietly through the majority of the movie but sometimes the multitude of his spirits start talking to each other about the movie which can be heard

The whispers as usually quiet enough not to get picked up on until Ermac speaks but being cuddled up against his side.... you're hearing them

I LITERALLY SAW THIS LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED WRITING IDK WHY MOVIE NIGHT WAS THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF LMAO

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Fucking Ermac would probably be like fucking a thousand different people at one time.(including king jerrod)

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🟢 Ermac - NSFW Alphabet 🟢

Content Warning: NSFW- Not Safe for Work

Here I am delivering more contect for the very much needed side of Ermac lovers! (Me, i'm the ermac lover). I apologies for the wait, I meant to finish this a few weeks ago. Writing motivation has not been in existance....

A= Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

It can be quite confusing the first few times, he can be emotionally distant afterwards. Having the habit of getting very quiet but he makes sure to clean his partner and himself up. He doesn't intent to be distant, the intensity of love making plus the multiple voices running through his head can just leave him a little overwhelmed afterwards and speaking takes a lot of effort.

"Gather some rest, Our moon and stars. We shall stay by your side till the sun rises again." He'll finally whisper while your on the edge of sleep in his arms.

B = Body Part (They're favorite part on their partner and their own body)

Ermac would find the fact his body exists in general to be a blessing, without the physical vessel his existence wouldn't be. But if he had to choose a part to be his favorite he would say his eyes. His eyes are full of color and life compared to his corpse like appearance.

His favorite part of his partner's body would be their hands. He finds himself reaching for their hands often within their privacy, lifting his fingers to his thin lips and kissing them. A soft but pure way to show his affection towards his partner.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

There isn't much his body can give, unfortunately. His body's functions tend to run slower then a normal person, hear, blood, digestion, and cum is included. What his body tends to lack however he greatly makes up for in other areas.

Ermac loves to make his partner cum multiple times, he will pull fourth multiple out of his partner. Huge service top.

D = Dirty Secret (What's a dirty secret they have?)

Sometimes on the rare occasion that Ermac doesn't find himself thinking carnal thoughts about his partner and wanting to relieve himself he will have one of his souls manifest and take on the appearance of his partner. Often slowly stripping in front of him and running their hands around the mimicry of his partner's body. It isn't the same as his partner but a fully physical form of his partner to look at his far better than a mere photo.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing)

Now this is a bit interesting. While physically Ermac has like no experience, his body only just recently been pieced together. He does still retain the memories and experiences of the souls within him, so in other words. Ermac knows what to do it'll just take him a moment to pick back up on how to do it. But once he's warmed up, you're gonna have a long night~

F = Favorite Position

Ermac's favorite position is when you're on all fours over him, sucking him off while one or two of his manifested soul's are pleasuring you at the same time. He gets to see every little reaction and expression on your face as you're trapped with an onslaught of pleasure. Seeing his partner's mouth take the entirety of his cock while one of his souls is fucking into them is absolutely one of his favorite sights.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious or are they humorous during the moment?)

Ermac is a very serious person. Humor tends to go over his head quite often but even so he does not see why he would be humorous when making love to his partner.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Carpet match the drapes n all that?)

Bald. Man's got no hair on the entirety of his body. Naked mole rat

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantically?)

Intamacy is something Ermac has a much easier time with. He loves to hold his partners face during and staring into their eyes, he'll whisper honey covered praises as he pushes them closer to their climax.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanons)

Ermac rarely jacks off on his own accord, very rarely is his ever buzzing mind able to focus on one thing on its own and self pleasure is very far down on that list.

K = Kink (One or a few of their kinks)

Bondage- Ermac will use his telekinesis abilities to hold his partner in place, watching them squirm and try to move away when the pleasure gets too much

Cuckholding? Kinda- Cuckholding with himself more like. He'll absolutely manifest a few of his soul's to pleasure and toy with his partner's body. Sitting back with a satisfied smirk on his face as he gets to watch his partner get turned into a needy mess in front of him. It gives him a moment to feel in full control, watching one soul slam down his partner's throat while the other edges and teases them with their hands.

Orgasm Control/Overstimulation- Ermac's body can only take so much, so he prefers to give as much as he can towards his partner. Drawing them to the edge only to deny their finish over and over again until they can't take it any more. Servicing them with his mouth, his fingers, his souls until he's forced them to cum multiple times afterwards.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the dirty)

Ermac is a pretty private being, what goes in in the bedroom is between his partner and the 10,000 souls inside his body. Because of this Ermac tends to prefer fucking his partner in the comfort of their own home. The couch specifically as it gives him a comfortable place to sit and watch his partner become cock drunk.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Ermac's main motivation would probably be whenever his partner wants too and is blunt about it. Subtlety can sometimes be lost on him so as soon as his partner comes to him saying they're horny or turned on. Instantly this man is ready to service and provide.

N = No (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything in public is a no for Ermac. He doesn't like the thought of people watching or walking in on them. The time is meant to be between themselves and his partner. That also goes along with sharing, Ermac will happily share his partner with the multitude of souls that inhabit him. But anyone outside of his vessel is a no.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loved both for their different reasons however if he had to pick a preference, receiving. He loves staring down at his partner's face, gripping their hair and fucking himself down their throat. The way his partner's eyes roll back, the moans that vibrate against his cock, their tongue slipping further out to brush against his folds, and the desperate way his partner grabs at his body to pull him back closer each time. It's by far his favorite way to cum.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc)

This man will do both, depends on the mood he's feeling. Whichever pace he feels will provide his partner with the most pleasure in that moment is what he'll prefer.

Q = Quickies (Their thoughts & opinions on quickies)

Ermac isn't a fan on quickies, He loves to draw it out as long as he can. Taking his time with his partner and slowly breaking them down with his teasing touches and unfair abilities to reduce their mind to a puddle of mush. He can't do that with quickies, it isn't enjoyable for him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

Ermac is open to experimentation as long as it has been thoroughly thought and spoken about before hand. Ermac is a being that knows his strength, the last thing he'd want to do is accidentally bring harm to his partner.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Ermac's stamina can last him a while, having to build up the pleasure enough for his slow moving body to respond properly gives him a lot of time to toy with his partner. However, once he has reached that point he will be spent the rest of the night, the physical and mental combination taking a large toll on his body and hold.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On their partner or themself?)

Why use a toy when he can do the exact same thing with his telekinesis? If his partner wants to use a toy he won't be against it but his abilities let him basically do what they do twice as effectively.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

This man will tease his partner all night long and into the morning if given the chance. Drawing it out and enjoying the process of breaking his partner down.

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

He's pretty quiet for the most part, he prefers to keep his volume at a minimum. Mostly quick gasps and grunts. However if you listen carefully to his unique voice you can hear other sounds of pleasure whispering along, too faint to fully make out but their presence is there. Sometimes these faint moans and whines will increase if you pass over an especially sensitive area on him.

W = Wild (A random headcanon for the character)

Not sexual but Ermac is oddly romantic. Much more romantic than one would think the construct can be capable of but he will find sweet ways to show his love for his partner in everything they're doing. Calling them sweet pet names in a soft whisper, comparing their beauty to the welcoming embrace of the moon's light, always will cook breakfast for his partner the next morning after sex. It gives a warm feeling in his chest being able to provide something for his partner and have a purpose with them.

X = X-ray (What's going on underneath those clothes?)

Now Ermac is a construct made out of 10,000 souls. Male and female. His body reflects that, while mostly masculine in appearance and demeanor he does posses both genitalia.

Cock is about an average side of 5 inches, a bit on the thinner side with a prominent and sensitive vein on the underside.

Vaginal opening is located just under his cock

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very low, Ermac doesn't think about sex quiet often so it isn't on his radar. However he's more than happy to oblige when his partner wishes

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Sleep has always been a difficult thing for Ermac to achieve, often he'll just lay awake watching his partner for hours on end until his body gives out on him as he's in constant mental kombat. After sex however is the one time he'll usually fall asleep at the same pace of a normal person, still takes longer than his partner but he does get there.