hippo-critic-al
HiPPO 'Critic' Al
965 posts
hip•po | ˈhipō | informal term for hippopotamus. crit•ic | ˈkritik | a person who expresses an opinion of something.  hy•poc•ri•sy | hiˈpäkrisē | the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.  hyp•o•crite | ˈhipəˌkrit | a person who indulges in hypocrisy.   hyp•o•crit•i•cal | ˌhipəˈkritikəl | characterized by hypocrisy.  HiPPO | ˈhipō | highest paid person's opinion.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
White LIES Matter.
2 notes · View notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I was examining this recent image taken by NASA’s Curiosity rover and I quickly discovered that it had been altered. I was able to extract the original metadata and reconstruct the image.
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
And now a word from my sponsor, the cannabis plant.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbTQdlKqA2S/?utm_medium=tumblr
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Characters from both DT and MACVILLE Universes.
DT (Donald Trump Universe)
MACVILLE (MAC - gun; VILLE - city, or town)
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Three shirts inspired by Lil Don Jon Trump’s tasteless tees.
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
spoofART... [Bleee] [Bleeeuuurrr] [Bleeeuuurrrggghh!]
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
My entry about Donald Trump won the Short Film Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival this year.
One of the judges reportedly said, “Though it was the shortest film in the festival’s history to ever win, it was a masterpiece made with one brilliant brushstroke.”
Kayleigh McEnany also mentioned my film on Fox News, saying that it was “utterly offensive poop”, and that she’s “never seen a ‘D-word’ that looked like a potato, or a rocket ship.”
When they went to commercial, McEnany’s mic was still hot and it caught her joking that she has, however, “seen a few that looked like White Buttons.” She then whispered, “Donald, Don Jr., and Er…” before the broadcast was cutoff.
[White Button mushrooms]
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Text
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
spoofART… The coup, coup clockers. Their mind-altering substance produced an insurrection. [Bleee] [Bleeeuuurrr] [Bleeeuuurrrggghh!]
•••SEE A DOCTOR IF YOUR INSURRECTION LASTS LONGER THAN 4 HOURS•••
(clocker - drug pusher)
(substance - the idea that is intended / message / meaning / content)
0 notes
hippo-critic-al · 4 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
spoofART... Trump, again...but possibly my last one. He's [Bleee] [Bleeeuuurrr] [Bleeeuuurrrggghh!]
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
I couldn’t help myself. I’ve been looking at a lot of Julian-esque coin logos while researching cryptocurrencies. Naturally, that exploration made me think about bubbles, and that gave me a rick in my neck.
See? Julian, Bubbles, Rick…y.
Like I said, I couldn’t help myself.
9 notes · View notes
hippo-critic-al · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
It’s the “Dung of a New Era”. Guano mining meets Guanocoin mining. Genius!
And, no, I haven’t gone batshit crazy—boobies are involved too. Tits, eh, not so much. Birds, FYI. Boobies are birds, and so are tits.
DISCLAIMER: Wholly crap. I made it up. It’s just a joke about cryptos.
But then again, so was Dogecoin.
Well, now I’m pooped.
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Get it? An embarrassment?
1 note · View note
hippo-critic-al · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
1 note · View note