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HAPPY BDAY CUTIEEEEEE!!!! (*＾3＾)/～☆

Sorry for the messiness, but I started this yesterday night and I was very productive. But it decreased this morning, soo...

Btw I imagined a really angst scenario (also bc of Ukranian war, but as a RusAme shipper I included Carter's death) where USA and Russia are talking, it's midnight and Ivan's bday. He's sad because his sister Katy (Ukraine) won't surely come to visit him or even call him for war stuff and he can't ddo anything about it, he knows his boss too well for saying that even if he praises him to stop nothing will happen. USA tries to calm him down. But in the middle of the conversation, someone calls Alf for telling him that Carter died and now they're both sad af and they calm each other while they're both crying (too angst but too cute)

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They really liked Innsbruck's center, but it's so small what 😭

Btw I decided to not put the pen bc it looks ugly just to think about it :(

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Guys Idk if you believe this but Pushinka is the first dog in space's puppy. THE FIRST DOG IN SPACE WAS HER MOTHER. I'm speechless, it's too lovely

do rusame fans know about pushinka

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Tbh, I noticed that my most noted posts are texts and my art isn't so popular. Should I change something with my art style? Or wwith the blog name?? What should I do guys???

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I FINALLY FOUND SNOW YAY (a lot of snow)

Headacanoninng Italy as a protective parent (there's lore behind that), but also Germany. They're both protective. Idk what else is more cliché rlthan this hc (there's lore here too trust me)

I had to post this yesterday too but here it is 🥲

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I FINALLY FOUND SNOW YAY (a lot of snow)

Headacanoninng Italy as a protective parent (there's lore behind that), but also Germany. They're both protective. Idk what else is more cliché than this hc (there's lore here too trust me)

I had to post this yesterday too but here it is 🥲

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They tased bruleé wine and >>>>>>>>

My writing was so bad that I had to put the text digitally 😭

I tasted a little bit of it and it was so good

I should have posted this yesterday but here it is :). Today I will post something else (maybe)

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Erika is me fr

When she told Leo what he saw, they were like "bro it's normal bc of the mountains" "Oh, right, I should have think about that"

(Seriously it's 8 AM rn and the sun is "sitting on the mountains")

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I decided to show my holiday in South Tirol trough my OCs so... here it is!

The girl that asked if there will be snow is Erika (part of Bavaria) and she's Leo's sis.

Btw I was really disappointed bc there isn't much snow here 😭. Maybe tomorrow I'm going higher and I'll found some :')

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I love how the whole fandom is like "ITALY CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!!" while the Italian region where people say most of blasphemies is Veneto (where Venezia is). Try to say it again girl

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YYYYYOOOOOO GUESS WHO'S GOING TO THIER APH OC'S TERRITORY TOMORROW?????

Originally, they were just the southern part of Tirol, but now Leo is the whole damn region lol

(merry xmas btw :D)

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OK OK I CAN EXPLAIN

Yall remember that post with Gerita that I made??? Well, stuff like that will continue to existe in my blog. Am I still allowed in the fandom???

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"Winter can suck my jingle-bells!"

-Alfred F. Jones

What Hetalia quote are you holding space for? For me it’s when China says “it’s a matter of gay or death”

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I NEED TO KNOW WHO DID SAY “Winter can suck my jingle bells!”???? PLSSSSSS

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.” “I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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*during a meeting*

Arthur: May I go to the toilet?

Alfred: And why?

Arthur: Look, to open the chamber of secrets!

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Hetalia characters as Queen songs (bc I'm a queenie)

Italy: Friends will be friends

Germany: Crazy little thing called love (he just can't handle it)

Japan: Bycicle race (he's a simp but they won't let him fall in love with some random anime-demon, so he wants to live his life like he wants)

Prussia: SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEN (sorry)

USA: Don't stop me now (he's a supersonic man)

England: Don't try suicide (he's depressed af lol)

France: Old-fashion lover boy

Canada: The invisible man (lmao)

China: Bijiou (hello kitty is his lover)

Russia: Hammer to fall (ifykyk *evil laughter*)

Romano: Cool cat

(S)pain: Somebody to love (religious dude)

Finland: Thank God it's Christmas (the right song at the right moment)

Sweden: I was born to love you

Norway: A kind of magic (it's not my fault if he talks with trolls)

Iceland: Too much love will kill you (bc he's isolated from the world and I think that there's lore about it)

Denmark: i'm sorry guys but fuck if i know

Greece: Delilah (iykyk pt2 hehe)

Wat do yall think :D?

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calm down, har, EVERYONE HAS THEIR OPINION, I NEED TO CALM MYFUCKINGSELF DOWN

(i just like him idk whyyyy 😭)

Still dont like France?

Own Wilson looking head ass.

KACHOW!

His hair? WACK! His Gear? WACK! His Jewelry? WACK! His Footstance? WACK! The Way He Talks? WACK! His Four Beard Hairs? WACK!

If France got 1million haters I'm one and If France got no haters I'm dead and buried 6 feet