hermit-confessions

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sorry I haven't been the most active, life got in the way

just know that when I come back I will be incredibly picky about what (if any) asks about iskall I will be posting. I do not support him, but at the same time I just do not want to give that guy any mention on my account

always support victims

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For some reason I really worry that Joel won't stick around after this season. I really want him to, but idk he has never been in anything like hermitcraft and he is always in a lot of completely different projects. The closet he has gotten is empires but the breaks in-between are much larger.

Idk I hope I am wrong

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mmmmmmmmmmm

Mumbo. I am so incredibly not normal about this wet cat of a man, but also the artwork from the community just also makes me bark- c!mumbo needs more fan content with him being a villian or badass

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i think that parasocially imagining i was a hermit in my head for years and years (like a self-insert fanfiction but rpf and in my head) contributed greatly to keeping me sane through university

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rendogs voice gives me gender envy

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i feel bad when watching bigger creators on hermitcraft because they get so much love smaller creators also deserve

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I have to like physically stop myself from being an elitist about hermitcraft sometimes because like it truly doesn't matter if someone exclusively watches the most popular povs or doesn't know about something but also something in my heart DEEPLY breaks whenever im watching a stream or something and there's a bunch of people being like "talk to more popular creator!1!2"

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I genuinely hate how people tag ships, or friend ships. Like how the heck am I supposed to know what these ship names are.

It’s so confusing.

I’m beging people use the name mashups. Scarian is so much more understandable than desert duo.

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I don’t think I’m normal about xbcrafted tbh.

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people need to chill the fuck out about that one clip of Etho knwoing what the word "loli" means. people are going INSANE and I've even seen a few people being genuinely like, weirded out by it?

my guy, I've known what that term means since I was 13, and NOT because I wanted to know or was looking for it [I was 13, m interests consisted of minecraft and pokemon], but because the internet is a wildly unpredictable and frankly unsafe place and you WILL end up finding something you were not looking for at one point or another. People are acting like this is the weirdest thing in the world. my brother in christ, you think its weird because YOU ALSO KNOW what the word means?? and judging from Pearls "get your mind out of the gutter" comment she ALSO KNOWS?? but no one is going insane over that?? and if we're REALLY going down the "oh its weird/uncomfortabl/gross that he knows it" route, he clarified "not a good thing", probaby cause he realised as soon as he said it that the internet was gonna run with it LIKE IT HAS.

you people need to learn how to chill. stop blowing up things that are literally non-issues and acting like its the end of the fucking world.

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the way people fanon grian as a “chaos gremlin” type completely ignores the things that actually make him fun and enjoyable

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I’ve only been watching fully since S10.. I’ve watched Grian’s last episode of S8 and a TINY bit of the start S9 from Grian POV but I’ve only started watching S10 from the start of it so now I’m just over here like “Who the FART is Evil X?” And whenever someone references something from another season im just confused. So im always confused when listening to Hermit gang cuz im fr like “Why they fighting idk but SLAY guys ya got this! This song is a BANGER!”

So yeah thank you for listening to my rant :3

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i think the hermit i am least normal about is skizz i mean hes so positive and i feel like thats rubbed off on me and made me a bit of a nicer person to be around

honestly i still cant get over the fact that hes there. on the server. as in an actual hermit like holy crap thats so cool

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Idk if there's really no cubfan stuff on here or if it's Tumblr being the most functioning website™️ again but I am in love with him and his dead pan ass tone. Man says bat shit things with the most bored voice and it fills me with so much glee. Convex is such a fun dynamic and I love what he's been doing this season. We need more cub love

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skizz looks like joe from impractical jokers

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honestly a crime that there are no skizz confessions here come ON guys be better! /lh anyways i think skizzleman is a gorgeous human being who i love (not parasocial guys ij think he's pretty) and he makes very funny videos that you should all watch RIGHT NEOW!

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as a guy who likes rare pairs i think its a crime that those ship polls spam with ship tags when there's no any media or text about them, just polls.

it's annoying and i don't care who wins in false/mumbo/scott smajor vs oli/skizz/zedaph/cub/joe hills poll, just get out of my dash.

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