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August 15th

Look at the number of notes on this fanfic bullshit, even with the OP gone.

Hellers really do believe that notes = truth.

all those jokes accidentally made it canon What does this even mean?

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August 14th

This would explain a lot. 🤨

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August 13th

The heller put SAM's tag on the original post AND their reblog, yet doesn't mention Dean's state of mind when HE died.

Hmm, maybe they think Sam is Cass? It's the only explanation for THIS level of delusion.

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August 12th

Riiiiiiiight, like Jensen would have given two fucks about what misha wanted, especially when it comes to destiel.

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August 11th

Can you imagine being THIS obsessed with a ship?

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August 10th

Carry On (15.20)

If that (pretending spn finale doesn't exist) 'works' for them, then why do they still whine about the forehead touch? 🤨

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August 9th

Yep, always gotta bring up the MALE I want to be your brother siren.

Speaking of the Amazon that Dean slept with, guess this heller didn't realize that the handprint was no longer there when Dean took off his shirt during that episode:

Slice Girls (7.13)

Oh but look what is there.

The tattoo that he and SAM both had since season THREE.

That would mean that SAM 'tagged his ass first'. 🤨

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August 8th

WHEN did Dean 'ditch' Sam for Cass EVER?

This one couldn't be bothered to make their own tags. They used their time with the shared brain cell to add more delusions to the post.

LMAO, hellers watch the show 'for the first time' and possibly skipping seasons 1-3, already brainwashed into shipping it, so of course they see it.

WOW, just go watch porn.

Castiel should have been in the finale. Yummy, more heller's tears.

Hellers bringing in more hellers to share that one brain cell.

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August 7th

They killed Charlie because she thought hunting was cosplay, all fun and games.

CASS wasn't around when Dean was asking gay hunters about settling down. Hellers always seem to forget that SAM was there.

Dean didn't 'make' Cass a mixtape, it was one that had been gathering dust in box.

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August 6th

Hellers will never understand that angels were not in season 1-3 FOR A REASON. Kripke said that there weren't going to be angels in the show, then he went back on his word after the writers' strike, but we aren't going there.

Hasn't JIMMY been through enough?

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August 5th

Lazarus Rising (4.01)

This is the heller view of SPN in a nutshell.

They don't care about the first three seasons. They don't care WHY Dean was in Hell, needing to be rescued by angels Castiel. They don't even care about CANON Castiel.

Hey hellers for the hundredth time, THERE IS NO SUCH CHARACTER AS CASTIEL WINCHESTER.

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August 4th

See this is what happens when one skips the first three seasons of a show, they have delusions that a character introduced in the FOURTH season, is this important to the show.

They bought back Claire and Lucifer just to give Cass a storyline separate from Sam and Dean. THAT shows how NOT important he was to SPN. They were too worried about the backlash from HELLERS to completely get rid of the character.

Of course, the mindless sheep use their one shared brain cell to agree:

Tagging this foolishness destiel, deancas, casdean, destielmemes shows just how much this heller knows/cares about the SHOW.

Also tagging it castiel winchester, cas novak, castiel novak, cas winchester is an indication that they are a moron with little respect for Castiel the character.

He doesn't have a last name IN CANON. He said it HIMSELF:

I'm No Angel (9.03)

He most certainly doesn't have the last name of "WInchester'. And giving him the last name of the man he killed possessed is disrespectful to JIMMY.

How about some more canon?

Inherit the Earth (15.19)

Cass doesn't give himself a last name, so why do hellers insist on giving him one?

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August 3rd

Sex and Violence (4.14)

It's so funny to me that the siren said I WANT TO BE YOUR BROTHER, not once, not twice but THREE times and hellers continue to think the episode was about Dean being bi.

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August 2nd

Carry On (15.20)

I don't get the Teen Wolf reference but it was funny how PISSED the hellers were that Baby was in the finale/Heaven and Cass wasn't.

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August 1st

The Chitters (11.18)

Dean's first question to these guys, upon learning they're married, is "So what's it like settling down with a hunter?" LMAO, hellers and their selective hearing. They completely ignore this line:

LIKE BROTHERS and AS US, meaning him and SAM. Dean isn't giving one ounce of thought to anyone but SAM.

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July 31st

Everybody Hates Hitler (8.13)

Hellers are amusing.

The times that Dean has said that he isn't interested in men and only cares for women, THAT they ignore. BUT this line they have tattooed on their asses.

believing dean is straight relies completely on a heteronormative assumption that is stronger that the actual words he says with his mouth! Actual words he said with his mouth:

My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. (2.07)

Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way, sorry. (2.09)

You kinky son of a bitch. We don’t swing that way. (3.12)

Yeah, sorry again, pal. I don't play for your team. (6.05)

You got me. I prefer ladies with experience. (6.12)

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July 30th

I joined the war on destiel on the side of destiel and fucking won Oh really? Destiel won? Then why are hellers still whining about the finale and this moment that continues to trigger all of you:

all this but not bc i think Jensen has any issues w doing a gay kiss but because he has issues w DEAN doing a gay kiss Exactly, because Jensen KNOWS that Dean isn't gay and