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Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

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Living for fic where the Darksaber haunts Din but is there fic where Luke can’t even be in the same space as the Darksaber because it’s calling out to him instead as a force sensitive?

Or am I just talking about oh the things we left behind,,

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I know this sounds so fucking terrible but every time I commission an artist and send them above the shoulder photos of me to use as reference, they draw me big enough to need two seats on an airplane.

Yes, I am a chubby girl. I consider myself fat! And I love my body! But it genuinely fucks with my head that you will look at my face and my shoulders and immediately imagine I’m 3x bigger.

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1.5 hours west of Denver. We saw a deer and the stars were close enough to touch.

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In a modern alternate universe where supernaturals and cryptids exist, had their own civil rights movement, have existed in the workforce and military for many decades, etc…

What would you call their non-monster counterparts? The people who are entirely human with nothing else to them.

What would the supernaturals call them? They can’t be “just human” cause some of these monsters are mostly human or they shift from human. So what in-universe name would they exist by?

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Bothering the beast

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I’ve read two fic so far where Clark misreads Bruce & Dick’s relationship and thinks they’re together.

If you have more recs like this PLEASE share. This level of misunderstanding literally sends me into the stratosphere.

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I always laugh at the autism tastebuds jokes.

I hate the taste of guava. It’s a shame but it makes my tongue think of fuzzy things.

My mom never believed me. She’d try to sneak both the fruit and the juice into different things but every time I’d be like, there’s something wrong here.

My husband and I love cranberry juice cocktails (juice blends, not alcohol). He recently bought a new one and said very confidently that he thinks I’d like it. It’s called CranTropical. He poured me a serving and after the first sip I scrunched my face and said, there’s something wrong here. Husband says, has it gone bad? I take a second sip and immediately say, there’s guava in this.

He laughs and says he doesn’t taste it, how can I single that out when there’s like 6 fruits?

I checked the bottle and omg. I will never make fun of my own tastebuds again.

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hey! thanks for checking in! yeah, I know it's been ten years since captain america: the winter soldier came out but, yeah, I'm still thinking about it. I mean, at least now it only occupies, like, 40% of my thoughts daily but...what did you say? is it permanent? yeah, so far

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I see a man with a back that ripples and I get such SEVERE gender envy

I want to be attractive man posting a thirst trap but don’t want to be man.

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Wait wait wait.

Trans people of Slavic cultures! When you change your name, do you also update your patronymic suffix and your family name??

Like, Ivanovna to Ivanovich.

Cause that would be totally outing you if you’re suddenly Pyotr Ivanovna (Peter, Daughter of Ivan).

Or do you drop them entirely? Is it common to have your three names still?

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I have a new friend who happens to be a very sheltered Christian 20-something. And she’s fine except for when she isn’t.

I mentioned in passing that I was Jewish to a different friend and she made the biggest deal saying she “didn’t know” which I’m like, well now you do.

After a beat, she says, “I thought you were Hispanic? Are you Jewish or Hispanic?”

And I really sat there with shock on my face when I said neither of those things were mutually exclusive.

And I know people can be ignorant without trying but she HAD to follow it up with “are you a religious Jew or a cultural Jew?” Which I felt was way too much for a passing comment.

Am I being weird about it?? I just hate super tactless questions like those.

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I feel like there’s a connection between tumblr “coming back” and Ben Barnes return to media via T-Mobile commercials.

But I’m too stupid to make it.

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Friends with mobility aids!

I have a question for those who have aids that put your height significantly shorter than your peers.

I want your honest opinion and experience!

Obviously people have to tilt their head in your direction. Is there a bad way to look down at you? I can imagine people leaning over with their hands on their knees is super condescending. Is it?

How do you feel about people who crouch to be level with you?

Tell me your stories!

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I hosted the first night of Hanukkah and invited 10 people. I cooked all day and bought the cutest plastic champagne flutes and decorations.

Only 1 person showed up.

I am now writing a fic where these events happen to Steven in order to process how utterly devastated I am.

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i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed

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I wonder if anyone with DID would consider being interviewed by me?

Context: I’m working on a piece currently and developing a character that has DID.

I’m not looking to ask anything about trauma, triggers, or anything invasive. You don’t even have to provide your age, your alters, or your history with your diagnoses.

In reality, I wanna ask about silly and everyday things! Your inside jokes (literally). Your scheduling! Your opinion on innersystem romance. Your communication fails. Your system strengths. Etc.

I do want to ask about integration, but not about the causes/triggers. Mostly about the inner system politics of introducing/involving the new personality.

If you’re willing to have a chat, please shoot me a message or an ask! I really just want this character to feel real and fleshed out. I would love some help from the community.