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Hamish is literally my only motivation to play this season I’m negl😭🥹

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Istg this is about to become a Max stan account. He’s just so gorgeous and I fucking love him so much😩🫶🏼

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This might be the only season (that I’ve played, obv) that I actually might not stay loyal to my OG LI after Casa Amor. I absolutely adore Jin and I want to be loyal so bad but I’m OBSESSED with Max, he’s so fucking gorgeous and music is his whole thing? Lmfao maybe I’m just getting flashbacks to Ryan but GODDDDD… I’ll def be replaying for Max😩

But also….Wtf is up with Emel? I genuinely loved her too but switching up like this? Girl I’m trading you for Bea immediately, gtfo of my sight. Terrorizing Emel with Max is already couple goals. But……The end of the chapter? Ma’am if you don’t get the fuck on🤦🏼‍♀️ If Max does me dirty on account of Emel, I will be emotionally devastated😩

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Im just getting some Dennis vibes that’s all

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Lmfao I was thinking the same thing when I was playing. Less attractive less quirky Hamish

Liam, you will never be Hamish 🙄

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YA’LL GOT TO SNEAK OUT TO THE DAYBEDS???? Bro mine made me pick between sleeping with Bonnie or Vicky I’m mad😭🤡

I snuck out to the daybeds with Alex, and every time someone asks me if my head’s turning, they’re saying ALEX instead of TRAVIS who I am currently partnered.

I never thought I’d see the day when LITG characters remembered who my love interest is 🥹 *wipes away tear*

Never mind that they misgendered Alex through the whole lounge bits scene but oh well we can’t win ‘em all.

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This is me but with Bryson😭

Me when everyone saying that daybeds chat where Alex says he wants to know what we look like in the passenger seat of his car is shared dialogue with Bryson/Raf/Joyo

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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Oh what could've been

@hanky-panky-hamish

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some of y’all have never had to chase a pixel around the love island villa after they brutally rejected you in front of other islanders and it shows.

🥲🥲🥲

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If you sent your S6 LI a nude while they were at work:

Did these for S4 but someone got in before me for S5, but now that we've got all the LIs, here we go. I don't have gifs this time, just HCs lol.

Andy

Has his hands full right this very second, holding a particularly nasty cat. Leans over to quickly glance at his phone, sees the image preview. Eyes go wide, and he leans in to make sure he's seeing things correctly. Completely loses all concentration, he's coming home with scratches up his arms. But don't worry, he's gonna get his girl to put a few more on his back when he gets home.

Bella

Can't really look at her phone while doing a set, but she feels it buzz a custom vibrate pattern in her pocket, and smiles a little. It's late , and there's only one reason that her girl would be awake at this hour... so Bella knows exactly what's in that text message. And she knows she's not sleeping at her place tonight.

Chloe

She doesn't have her phone while she's practicing or on stage, but as soon as she comes off it you best believe she's squealing. Everyone's asking her what happened, and she's proudly announcing that her girl just sent her a nude. But she's not sharing. The other ballerinas aren't getting a look at her girl.

Elliot

He's in the middle of streaming. His phone chimes, sees its from his girl, pauses to look at it (because he always pauses the game for her), and immediately just freezes. He glances up at the camera, then back at his phone, then back at the camera.

"Sorry guys, gotta go. Something has... uh... come up. Don'tforgettosubscribebyee!" Slams the computer shut, he is gone.

Flo

She's probably overseas, so she can't rush home like the others, but she can take a break, jumping into the nearest bathroom, locking the doors and taking a sneaky nude back. She's been in enough photos, she knows how to take them. The pic she's sending back is good enough to frame.

Francis

Doesn't have a phone. Even if he did, doesn't have reception in the middle of the forest.

Jamal

Got his airpods in while practicing in the half pipe. Siri reads it out. 'Text message from My Girl. Attachment: 1 image. Text message reads: I want you.'

Jamal immediately wipes out on the half pipe. He's fine. He climbs out, packs his shit and is on his fucking way.

Lewie

Just finished training, checks his phone. Eyes go wiiiiiide. The lads see him and know exactly why, but he quickly locks his phone and packs his shit. Doesn't bother showering. He can do that at her place when he drags her in there with him.

Marshall

Like Flo, sneaking into the bathroom to send her a dick pic back. He’s a sexting pro, in minutes she’s on her way to drop by wherever his event is. Crazy quickie in the backseat of his car. Gives her a kiss, fixes his clothes, back to work like nothing happened. Sends her a text a little later to let her know he’s ready for round two

Ozzy

Would barely be able to tell anything was awry. The tiniest smirk, the subtlest flash of fire in his eyes, and a text back.

"Damn"

Roberto

He can't talk right away, (he's flying a fucking plane, obviously). But he can check it at the hotel that night. He's immediately sending her one back, and then, he's picking up the phone to call her. He's not hanging up until they're both satisfied.

Ryan

Like Bella, he's probably performing, so he can't respond right away. But when he sees it, he's sending her a message back straight away, gushing about how beautiful she looks... and telling her in no uncertain terms exactly, step-by-step, what he is going to do to her when he gets home.

Bonus: Hamish

Checks the message, fires a text back, slips it back into his pocket. No prospective buyers any the wiser. She opens the text back: 'On your back on the dining room table. Fifteen minutes.' He's making a... quick stop at home before his next showing.

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NOT RYAN BEING ALAN I AM CRYING

Saw this in another fandom and thought it was adorable so:

Saying 'Hi Barbie' to the S6 boys

Andy

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Andy [in head to toe pink, holding nine puppies]: "Hi Barbie!"

Elliot

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Elliot [visibly annoyed]: "I’m clearly a Ken.”

Francis

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Francis [waving]: "Salutations, Barbara!"

Hamish

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Hamish [in a mink]: "...The fuck did you just call me?"

Jamal:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Jamal [rollerblading]: "Oh hell yeah, Hi Barbie! Wassup girl?"

Lewie:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Lewie: "Wait, no, Barbie, it's me, Ken, remember? I'm your Ken? God I wanna kiss you so bad."

Marshall:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Marshall: "Go fuck your--" Ozzy: "Hi Barbie!" Marshall: "sel-- [louder than Ozzy] HI BARBIE!"

Ozzy:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Ozzy: "Hi Barbie :-)" Grace: [glares disapprovingly and smacks him over the head]

Roberto:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Roberto [from a dreamhouse with nine hottubs]: "... Oh, hi."

Ryan:

MC: "Hi Alan." Ryan: ":-("

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If Ryan has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ryan has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ryan has only one fan then that is me. If Ryan has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ryan, then I am against the world.

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I’ve never seen something so accurate, I currently only have ikepri, ikevamp, and Love island downloaded but it’s bc the first two take up so much damn space but also I’d go broke if I had anymore than that😭😭😭

parents: fuck you my child is completely fine

the child:

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Natsu: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Lucy: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Can’t forget this absolute gem! I was crying laughing when he said it honestly, was absolutely not expecting it from him at all

I love this man, pt.?