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*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

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if it wasnt obvious by my more recent reblogs guess whos an alien🔥 👽

literally nothing will change about my posting habits though idk why im announcing this, for funsies i guess

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MANIFESTING

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good day!! would be it possible to do an alien cat themed board? with a starry night sky úwù much love!

alien cat alterhuman moodboard with themes of a starry night sky!

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stimboard for : an alien with space mountain gifs, some glowing stuff, and astronauts

x | x | x x | x | x x | x | x

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Oops forgot to post this

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hey guys i'm working on a research project for a class of mine. if I can get responses on this quiz it'd be great. please be aware this quiz !will collect your email! so I can keep track of individual responses but your email will not be shared with any outside organizations

than you very much :D

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

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forgot wreck it ralph existed and i was immensely curious as to what form of cooking could make food turbo

btw cooking more turbo things. cooking more turbo things always

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au where tf2 takes place during the games prime (2007-2014) and all of the mercs are internet friends of wildly different ages and nationalities who play tf2 together on weekends.

the onky one i have down so far is scout is 19-20 and is in community college, and makes youtubepoops as a hobby but REALLY wants to hit it big as a lets player. engie ( who is a single dad) tutors him

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DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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i remember one time i went to a con and i saw like fifty dave cosplayers and this was before i read homestuck so i was like “who is the douche in the shades?” and seven daves turned and looked at me at the same time this was my first experience with homestuck i was scared shitless

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idk javascript but im semi-proficient in html if you wanna host the site on neocities

can someone with more javascript knowledge than me help me make a website for the horse-clown gender pyramid

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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.